The 'Shroom:Issue 123/Fake News
Hey, and welcome to a special edition of the Fake News! Most people - including myself - are now done with exams! Unfortunately I'm busy otherwise so cannot talk to you for long. Nonetheless, hope you enjoy the issue!
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Greetings, viewers, we are broadcasting your weather report from MKBC6.
This week, we are looking at good weather for outdoor activities. The Mushroom Kingdom Festival of the Arts runs from Sunday to Wednesday of this week, and features many different events, such as gallery exhibitions, outdoor installments, castle garden viewing, and the annual independent film festival, this week taking place on Tuesday.
Temperatures will continue to rise this week as we will see very hot temperatures Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Viewers are encouraged to stay indoors during the hottest parts of the day, and stay hydrated and wear sunscreen if you do go outside.
Sunday begins a new Peach Blossom Invitational Pokemon Battle tournament, to be held at Princess Peach's castle. Registration opens Tuesday, and matches will be announced Saturday night.If you have a Pokemon that you're ready to show off in battle, sign up for the tournament at the Festival on Tuesday!
Looking at the events schedule, the festival will begin on Monday with a garlic Cook-Off, to be judged by Wario, 18-Volt, and Mona. The winning recipe will be featured next month at Mona Pizza for a limited time. The winner will also receive a free copy of their favorite microgame made by Wario's microgame factory.
On Tuesday, Wario will be holding tours of his Microgame factory, for a small fee. Viewers will be able to observe the process of creating a microgame, from draft to production and marketing, and the gift shop will be open with extended hours and expansive merchandise for guests to purchase.
Wednesday and Thursday brings a short Superstars baseball tournament, with the Wario Muscles, Yoshi Eggs, Mario Fireballs, and Bowser Monsters participating. Guests are encouraged to come ready to cheer on their favorite team! Garlic-themed snacks and concessions will be available at all games, and specialty Wario Muscles garlic merchandise will be available for purchase.
Friday through Sunday, Wario will be featuring a Shake It! competition, where competitors will move through courses where they must solve puzzles and defeat enemies while earning cash and other rewards to complete the level. The contestant with the most cash at the end of the competition will be crowned the Shake It! Champion and will also get to keep their rewards. A good turnout is expected for this event, and registration opens Monday of the festival. Spaces are limited, so be sure to sign up at the festival table quickly!
He was loud, he did fairly decent karaoke, but today we must announce the sad death of one of Diamond City's most gifted individuals with the death of Mike.
Mike did not have an imaginative name, but his microphones provided constant hits, and were even used when Wario was planning on releasing an album. Tracks included "Money Money (Makes My Pockets Happy)", and "A Rich Man's (Otherwise Known As Me) World".
Mike died because of the constant heat frazzling his circuits, and giving him a terminal meltdown. When Dr. Crygor found the body, he was sadly unable to repair his former friend. "I tried several times, but I'd have an easier time making Wario lose weight."
Mike was also starting a weight-loss class, by helping people shed their kelories instead of their calories. His famous fruit punches were considered a piece of legend. One person who tasted it told me: "It tasted terrible, and the rest of the regime was a complete waste of time. It was terrible, and I certainly wouldn't have anything to do with it, or him, ever again."
When Wario was asked about the sad demise, he told us: "Who? Oh yeah, that guy. I guess it was sad, I wouldn't really know. Everytime I attempted karaoke I was booed off the stage. Me! Can you imagine what those cultureless swines actually considered to be good singing?"
Mike was an aspiring DJ, and was practicing at some events hosted by Jimmy T., who told us: "He hasn't half-bad, but perhaps it would've been better for him to stick with the karaoke, nothing else to say really."
Mike will certainly missed by the residents of Diamond City, and he was clearly an important part of their culture, infecting nearly every aspect of it, even if he wasn't particularly good at most of it. His funeral will be held next week, and the family have asked for only close friends and family to attend.
Oh dear. Welcome back to TV Tomorrow, where the TV companies have made an inexplicable decision to let Wario show all the TV programmes. Expect a lot of egotism and a lot of bad presenting as we delve into the Day of Wario, where you really would be better off going outside in the fresh air and leaving your TV off. But just in case your face is glued to the screen, here's the three best shows, which really isn't saying much.
Wario, The Greatest Man On Earth
Wario and Waluigi's Super Prank Show
Film: Wario's Road Trip
And that is the end of this public service announcement. Please, if you do anything tomorrow, make sure it isn't watch TV. There is nothing good on. It all features Wario (and sometimes the equally appalling Waluigi). It's all bad acting. It's all failed comedy. It's all unspeakably unwatchable. Just hide under the table and wait for the next copy of the 'Shroom so we can finally have something good on the telly. Until then, good luck.
Hello, ‘Shroom readers. I’m back with another Game Corner section this month, however, the way things are going now, I almost wish that I had permanently quit. You see, according to the United States Government, the way that the Super Mario Wiki has been promoting video games is highly distressing, and as the only video game reviewer of the Fake News section, I have been getting the brunt of this criticism. So, to promote more healthy endeavors, and to show my supreme loyalty to my government overlords, Game Corner will now be known as Sportz Corner, where I talk to you about random Mario related sports games and stuff.
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