I can't speak! is the twenty-sixth Trouble Center mission in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, initiated by Gob. It is first available after clearing Chapter 7.
Mario must have a Honey Candy in his inventory. He will need Zess T. to mix a Honey Syrup with a Cake Mix (bought from Pianta Parlor) to make one. Mario must travel to Fahr Outpost and talk to Gob, who speaks weirdly. Mario can answer whether or not he understands what Gob is trying to say. Regardless, Mario must give Gob the Honey Candy, which restores his voice. With the trouble solved, Gob rewards Mario with twenty coins as a token of his appreciation.
- "I've lost my voice because of this stupid, stuffy cold, YA-BOOMSKIE! I want someone to bring me some Honey Candy, YA-POW! Great for the throat, I hear. I think you make it by combining Cake Mix and Honey Syrup, YA-CHOW! I'll be waiting next to the snowman in Fahr Outpost, YA-BLAMMO!"
Names in other languages
Koe ga Denai!
|I can't make a voice!
||¡Me he quedado mudo!
||I've Gone Mute!