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Peter recreates 25m from Donkey Kong, with Chris as Mario, Stewie as Pauline, and water coolers as barrels

Here's the Donkey Kong House cuz why not

“Hey buster, vote Bluster, it's a buster!”

—Bluster The Benevolent

Heyyyyyyyyo, look out down below!
Okay, I can't keep that enthusiasm up for the entire page.
I'm a gal and I really like Donkey Kong Country, and a few other things.

My history with the Mario franchise

If you didn't know, my name is based on a song from the Donkey Kong show. English is not my native language so there may be occasional mistakes, so sorry about that.

The first Mario game I ever played was Super Mario 3D Land on my 3DS when I was around 6, I feel lot of nostalgia for the game and I do prefer it to 3D World but both are great games

My Things

What a nice pic of Funky, it'd be a shame if he was in the middle of saying something really sexist
whaaaapooosh lol
nah they actin like nothing ever happened
You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard
I have just one query
Times when pranks went too far
I didn't know he was santa claus
This pic is the best thing to come from dr pepper
What is this
I need this I need this I need this I need this I need this
I love the new Donkey Kong and the people who hate it are a bunch of crybabies who can't accept change
This crazy kong is a crazy kong!
Green Mario does exist after all
Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario Wa
hehehehehe
I'm onto you DIC
Oh god, he got showered with coconut cream pies
no
Pink Donkey Kong Jr. grew up
RIP Mario's helicopter
Wild
I want to wear this like in real life
But Yoshi was not amused.
yes
I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK! FATE ENTANGLED, DESTINED FOREVER, YIN AND YANG! I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU! WANNA KNOW THE FUNNY PART? I DON'T EVEN LIKE BANANAS! AM I ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW? AM I!?
It's the dreading dabbar blabboo cursed double dabble of doobie-doo
These two are sooooooo gay for each other

Quotes

“Me great-great-great-grand-pappy, may he rot in Hell, would be rollin'! He loved a good joke, and you're the biggest, ugliest one there's ever been!”

—Kaptain Skurvy, "Legend of the Crystal Coconut"

“Lies and fibs, cheats and steals! My treacherous villainy makes me squeal! I never tip, I butt in line, I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine! I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze! This bad guy thing's a breeze!”

—King K. Rool, "Hooray for Holly-Kongo Bongo"

“I'll turn them into big-eared mice, it won't be very nice!”

—King K. Rool, "The Curse of Kongo Bongo"

Characters I...

...Love

He and his crew better be in the DK movie
You can't act like this ain't cool
Random gnome guy
My main
I don't care if he's "just a Goomba," I love Goombos, alright?!
One of these kids is called "Yeah"...just..."Yeah."
I mean...he had a year designated for him. You gotta respect that.
Huh
Rest in peace to our fallen legend
SALAMANCA KONG
Sammer Guy 67, and he's called Mustard of Doom.

...Hate

I hate him. I hate the way he looks, I hate the way he talks, and I hate his stupid song, dear lord, I thought his presence in Booty and the Beast was bad...but they brought him back for To the Moon Baboon for no reason and literally does nothing for the plot? How stupid. Hate Jr. Klap Trap.
Candy sucks, but only in the cartoon. Game Candy is whatever. I hate that in the show, Candy just gets mad at DK for absolutely no reason. DK deserves a better girlfriend, honestly.
This guy is absolutely despised by the Donkey Kong fandom on Twitter and they do it in such a funny way that I can't help but enjoy hating on his ass too
Nintendo will do anything but actually put Donkey Kong Junior in Mario Kart again
Now, I love her very much, don't get the wrong idea, but the fact she's called "Cow" in Mario Kart World and not "Moo Moo" actually really pisses me off