The 'Shroom:Issue XCV/Fake News
Hello, and welcome to another exciting edition of the Fake News. I'm MCD, and it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that I still haven't left. You can't get rid of me. I'm here forever. Tonight on the Fake News, we'll be asking: Who could take over as director of the Fake News? Could it be you? Well, yeah. If I die or something.
Now, onto a serious matter: we are low on staff. Please work for me. If you do want to write for a section (either monthly, bimonthly, or just as a one-time submission), then send me a PM on the Super Mario Boards following the application form here. If you want to check out which sections are available, see here.
I guess that's all I have to say here. Enjoy the Fake News and enjoy the week or so left of February.
Are you ready for adventure? Well, Captain Toad isn’t because he’s dead. Yes, you heard it here first folks the greatest adventurer the Mushroom Kingdom has ever known recently died. The cause of death was due to his ship encountering a bird strike. The bird escaped relatively unharmed.
Mourners gathered around the crash site, until they were told to get lost by Mushroom Kingdom police, and the old man whose lawn they were standing on. Captain Toad was travelling alone at the time of the incident, which meant that his brigade and travelling companion were not lost in the incident. All of them labelled him as a capable explorer, even though he could be afraid at times. “He may not have been the smartest, or the the most hard-working, or the funniest, or the anythingiest, but he was our captain and we will miss him.” Captain duties were transferred over to Toadette and a celebration was held moments later.
The bird that struck the aircraft is currently being tracked by the police, but they fear that as the Winter season is ending it may have migrated to other locations. Captain Toad’s funeral was held a few days ago and had a galaxy-load or mourners, although some stated that they were just there for the free food and beverages. A small memorial was erected to commemorate his bravery, as even in the face of death he was
Wowo an issue of Dear Anton without Anton drawn in it! I'm so humble. At least it features two cuties and the mindflayer looks suspiciously like me in theme and color..........
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