List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes

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This is a list of some quotes from the game Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. They are listed by character.

Main Characters

Mallow

• "I'm all right now. Sorry...there's nothing like a good cry! But why was I crying? I know there was SOME reason..."
• "Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you! You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!"
• "I’m Mallow from Tadpole Pond. I’m a frog, but can you believe it? I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?"
• "Mario you just...DITCHED me back there!"
• "Whack the weirdo..."
  "Save the guy in blue..."
  "Me too!"
  "I will do what I can! but from over here."
• "Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?"

Geno

• "So you're THE Mario! WE know about you."
• Mallow: "Are you saying this star is part of you "Starway"?"
  Geno: "That's "STAR ROAD", my fluffy little friend."
• I'm "♥♪!?", but it's hard to pronounce so...Call me "Geno", after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of the dolls."
• "I serve...a higher authority..."

Bowser

• "NO!!! It's a chain reaction!!"
• "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
• "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
• "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
• "I'm lightning in a bottle ! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
• "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
• "Like the moon over
  The day, my genius and brawn
  Are lost on these fools."
• Mario's party: "One for all and all for one!"
  Bowser: "And I'll take care of myself!"

Princess Toadstool

• "Don't let Bowser bruise you, Mario!"
• "Mario! The chain! Aim for the chain!"
• '"That was wonderful. Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
• "I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario!" (when Mario crashes Booster's "wedding")
• "Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!" (if Bowser and Booster kiss Mario)

Supporting Characters

Croco

• "Har, har! Youse mugs'll NEVER catch me! A snail could outrun YOU morons! Later!"
• "What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!"
• "Coins...beuatiful COINS! Grab the COINS!
• "Heh, heh...I've got a bomb...! Never leave home without 'em."
• You're still around? Since I'm in a good mood... But just remember. I can't keep coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything you want, best to buy it now."

Belome

• "Ack! It's a snack attack, and you're it!"
• "Ooh! Room service has been kind to me! Where's my bib?"
• "Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, rah, rah, RAH!"

Frogfucius

• "Yes, come into my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom, children."
• Mallow: "Grandpa, what are you talking about? I'm only a simple tadpole! This adventure isn't for me!"
  Frogfucius: "Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now, buy you're...Not a tadpole!!"
  Mallow:"Say WHAT???"
• "(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?"

Toad

• "Hey, Mario! Lots of people use something called a 'door' to go in and out of their houses... "

Minor Characters and Mini-Bosses

Birdo

• "Ouch! You're hurting me! Now, it's my turn. Get it while it's hot!"
• "Oh I'm never gonna to let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"

Culex

• "I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
• "A little off, eh?"

Toad Guard

• "Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... Give me a break, here."

Bowyer

• "A lesson, I will teach you!"
• "Strong you are, but stronger I am!"
• "Part now, we must!"

Punchinello

• "Good day. The name's Nello... PUNCHINELLO!"
• "They say I'm a hothead, but I'll show them! You... YOU will make me famous! So long!"
• "Not bad, not bad! Now, let's up the ante!"
• "YEEHA! I see we're already famous!"
• "Grr... Alright! It's CLOBBERING TIME!"
• "Argh! I must be dreaming! I didn't want to do this, but now I have NO CHOICE!!"
• "Simmer down, fluffy! I'm not going to waste this on you! Who knows what'll happen!"
• "Enough! I have my pride! Now you're in for it!"
• "What they hay? Why isn't it working?"
• "ARGH!"

Smithy

• "Already finished your tour of the factory? All right, then! How about a little demonstration?"
• "Gufaw haw haw! Looks like we're going to have a little dispute over the Star!
• "My, we're a little touchy today, aren't we? I'm actually growing rather FOND of this place...
• "Better yet, why don't YOU give me YOUR Stars? Why, then I could easily conquer this world! We could get rid of wishes and create a world filled with... WEAPONS!!"
• "All of you... COME! I'll CRUSH you all!"
• "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"
• "How utterly annoying"!
• "What the...? How in the heck?"
• "Uwoooooooh... I am burning, seething! Never have I been so wronged..."
• "It is time! I will show you my true power... I will teach you some respect, and I shall have my revenge! NOOOOOOOOO!"
• "Come, you puny ants!"
• "Gwoooooh! Can't... move!"
• "Mwa ha ha! I am BURNING with power!"
• "Uwooooooh! My body and head are burning! I'm finished... DONE FOR! I don't believe it!! UWOOOOOOOOH...!"

Valentina

• "My beauty simply shines forth like the sun!"
• "Hmmm... I consider myself something of an art buff! And I've got to say...This is spectacular!! Garro...only YOU could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and...raw power!"
• "DODO! Did you display the statues properly? Fine! Now polish them to a fine luster and make them a tribute to my beauty! Pay attention to me! Hurry up, and DON'T let me catch you dozing again."
• "Dodo! You get over here THIS MINUTE!"
• "I don't believe this! The show's over, folks! Dodo...! Let's get outta here!! Well, everyone... Until we meet again! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Yaridovich

• "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometime. No wonder I'm so important!"
• "My promotion's at stake!"