Toad

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“Cows make eggs, chickens eat poop, eggs are poop, horses eat sheep ass every hour, pigs milk bees”
—assholes
“The truth is obvious. The guilty party sits among us. It is none other than Mario!”
—The Sunshine developers who played among us in 2002 despite among us releasing in 2018[1]
“French spaghetti”
—Comrades
“W***y is so sexy”
—craziest thing ever
“I love doing tedious work, because I am tedious”
—best quote of the day

STATUS:WILL BE INACTIVE TODAY

This page is about the stupid editor who is emotional damage. Shocking, right? If you were looking for the 1-year-old[2] character, just go to the page called Toad already[3]. If you were looking for Wario, I will send you to Jesus (no I actually won't). If you were looking for Oosapion or something like that, I will send you to Jesus. because you are such a FAILURE, GET USED TO BEING A FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU IF YOU LIKE OOSAPION!!!!!!!!!!!!![4]

Warning – This user's brain and this page contains all kinds of words. If you prefer to avoid this content, we recommend that you skip this person.
“stylised as Every. Single. Time.”
—User:Mushroom Head, Super Mario Wiki
“oh, repeat link”
—my mushroom shaped head
Mushroom Head
  • Join Date Time:14:23 6thApril, 2023
  • Favourite Mario Game:NSMBU
  • Favourite Character:Yoshi
  • Age:Calculate it yourself, using the info below
  • Birth Time:
    • Year:Sometime between 1900 and 2023
    • Month:Not Wondember
    • Date:Between 1st and 31st
    • Time:Between 00:00 and 23:59
  • Origin:Hong Kong
  • Current House Location:Somewhere in the World Hong Kong
  • Gender:Male
  • Species:Mushroom Head/Yoshi/Human
  • Blood Type:69%Mushroom Head, 31%Yoshi, 0%Human
  • Home Address:Will reveal once i learn to type β on an english keyboard in the pacific ocean
  • Phone Number:Between 0 and ∞
  • IP Address:Will reveal once I speak perfect German in France [5]
  • Political Beliefs:Firm believer in Stevenism and Rickism
  • Real Name:Will reveal once i learn the square root of -69

I am a toad who is a bit insane. However, I am more serious here than in normal real life.

Also apparently toad has a hat as his mushroom head. Oh well, who would even realise or care about this anyways? By the way, do NOT mention me in Toad or Toad (species). I am an EDITOR. New Super Mario Bros. Warp Pipe icon.




About Me

“First, it's time for the TURRRRRRN ORDERRRRRR!!!!!!!!”
—Mushroom Head deciding the turn order

I am a Toad human who likes funny stuff. I use the name Mushroom Head because Toad's head is just like a mushroom. No, I’m not an actual toad.


I normally go by Mushroom Head, which is my wiki username, although use the stupid abbreviation MH if you want, I don't care. If you spot an account with the same IP as me, they must be another person since this is my ONLY account, except this is impossible. If you find another "Head", they are someone else. If someone edits from my IP address, they are someone else since I NEVER edit as an anon. But no one uses my IP address to edit except for me. I also wish not to get blocked, since I am trying to improve the Wiki. I joined here to add some info on The Final Battle, after watching a lowest-point run video, and has been a regular contributor since. The most consistent dates were summertime and when I moved at the end of June (I have no clue how this happened). I actually made like 100 edits on September 2nd, which I have no idea how. I also did on October 8th. I also like doing tedious stuff, because I am the most tedious person here.

For anyone wondering, I am not sus. I did medbay scan.

April 20, 2024

Mushroom Head's Userbox Tower
overexxag. This user over-exaggerates stuff.
Cheater! This user cheats.
OH
CRAP! 		This user likes to swear. Please forgive me.
vg-4.5 This user is a level ??? gamer.
LAG This user describes Bowser's Fury as the laggiest game ever.
vg-6 This user is absolutely insane at removing templates.
??? This user loves doing tedious work, because he is tedious.
Screenshot of a Serpont from Super Mario Bros. Wonder This user suffers from extreme mild Ophidiophobia.
??? This user does NOT support the People's Republic of China.
??? This user ALSO does NOT support the Republic of China Taiwan.
Flag of Hong Kong, used in {{release}} This user is from Hong Kong, lives a British life, and speaks American English all the time.
Artwork of Donkey Kong in Mario Party Superstars Kick his ass.
## #thisuserloveshashtags
Friends
Yoshi holding Mario's Cap artwork from Super Mario 64 DS. This user is a friend of FanOfYoshi!

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yue-n 呢個用戶嘅母語係粵語。

Level Reference

0:This user can't do it.(…)

1:This user is a n00b.(,,,)

2:This user is intermediate.

3:This user is advanced.

4:This user is an expert.

5:This user is a professional.

6:This user is absolutely insane.(congrats)

7:This user is a god.(forget about it, this is impossible)

8:God of gods.(impossibly impossible)

9:???.(???)

10:!!!.(!!!)

Edit Count[6]

here

or:

Total: Sprite of a Coin from New Super Mario Bros. 22,929

Main: 1,547

Talk: 43

User: 714

User Talk: 171

Template: 143

File: 113

Gallery: 7

Milestones, according to my contributions page

Milestones, according to my contributions page
Edit Count Date Time of Reach
1 15:14 6-4-2023
2 16:21 6-4-2023
5 17:35 7-4-2023
10 19:50 10-4-2023
25 15:34 13-4-2023
50 19:58 2-5-2023
69 18:55 27-5-2023
100 17:22 8-6-2023
200 18:26 26-7-2023
500 12:58 27-8-2023
777 18:12 1-9-2023
1000 18:58 8-9-2023
1500 18:45 11-10-2023
2000 15:26 14-11-2023
2500 21:15 30-12-2023
4761 #currentgoal
5000
10000

Pages I created

Things I cannot do

This section is this section

Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba.
This user is this user.

Common Edit Summaries (meaning)

  • fix typo (fixing typos)
  • undo vandalism (undoing vandalism)
  • [opinion] is an opinion (removing the word "[opinion]" since it is an opinion)
  • add trivia (adding trivia)
  • add info (adding info)

Focus

Edit types

  • Consistency. Mistakes may appear due to the amount of effort required.
  • Trivia. This doesn’t include myths.
  • Tedious maintenance work, because I am weird.

Articles

  • Mario Party
  • Mario Kart

A selection of some trash

Levels/stages

“ohgreatitsaverticalautoscrolleragainilovethose”
—me trying to make a new word

Enemies [9]

“cuz there rng”
—User:Mushroom Head, Super Mario Wiki (before 11th August, 2023)
“cuz there all rng”
—me after 11th August, 2023

In this Wiki

  • vandals
    • vandals which make like 7 million edits to destroy the wiki
    • vandals who try to be funny but in the end is just annoying, because this is NOT A CoMeDy wEbSiTe oR WhAtEvEr
  • typos in half of the wiki
  • the amount of users who actually edit on a more regular basis
  • when recent changes gets randomly fludded[10]

Other

  • That bunny from Yokai Watch that has no teeth in 3D ever. How does he chew again?
  • Fling Poles, because their controls are way too wonky.
  • Frickin' VERTICAL autoscroll, because it's just awful
  • 30 second levels/100 second levels (mostly, not all though)
  • The word "s***e", because I am scared of them.
  • The fact that Yoshi is easy mode. Honestly, who the hail[11] plays easy mode in Super Mario Bros. Wonder. [12]

*Wario is obese.

  • The expert badges, ESPECIALLY invisibility (and practically only invisibility)
  • Bunny Spring, in Japanese
  • Koopa General🖕
  • FUCKING IPAD CHARGERS THAT ARE SO MOTHERSHITTING FRAGILE THAT THEY BREAK WHEN I GIVE THEM A TAP. I SAID A TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • I wish I could send this space bunny from Yokai Watch to Jesus, but I can't

      I wish I could send this space bunny from Yokai Watch to Jesus, but I can't

    • goddamn fling poles oh, repeat link

      goddamn fling poles oh, repeat link

    • i will play every level with this once i type β on an english keyboard in the atlantic ocean

      i will play every level with this once i type β on an english keyboard in the atlantic ocean

    • I will call FanOfYoshi (talk) to force change this object's Japanese name

      I will call FanOfYoshi (talk) to force change this object's Japanese name

    • What the actual everlasting fuck did Mario do to deserve this? 🖕 This bitch 🖕

      What the actual everlasting fuck did Mario do to deserve this? 🖕 This bitch 🖕

    one thing from all Mario Party games

    Mario The Predetermined:harsh

    Mario Party Amusement Park:starting the trend of battle mini games being luck based

    Mario Party 1000:game guy spaces[13]

    Mario Party Casino:the entire game is just game guy spaces in a nutshell

    Super Mario Bros. 2 Party:no more Kong

    Realistic Mario Party:strawberry shortfuse, Pitifall and Trick or Tree

    Mario Party Tour:how no one cares about it

    Mario Teeth:unhealthy

    Mario Crap:how the minigames are infinite times better than the boards

    Mario Gravity:it’s on the wii u. The WII U, for crying out loud.

    Mario Character Spam:theres like four boards[14]

    Mario Party: The Trash Collection:theres literally TWO Mario Party 8 minigames[15]

    Stuff I like the most

    Games I play

    Useless Facts About Real Life

    New Super Mario Bros. Warp Pipe icon.

    Worst Memes Ever That Contains Swear Words

    Bowser's Best Quote

    "My army! Koopas! Goombas! Spinies!" [After naming his minions] "Koop- Fuck you!"

    Note:I replaced the word with **** because some random child that is 7.77 years old will go on this page, notice the word, then ask their mom "What does **** mean?" and their mom will say "Oh, that is a very vulgar word."

    when it's raining

    Me when it's raining:

    Ah shit, here we go again.

    Note:To avoid some random kid reading this and asking their parents "What does the word **** mean?" and their parents saying "This is a swear word, it appears a lot on the internet, do not use the internet.", I censored it.

    How to use fuck correctly

    Use it on anyone you hate, like Koopa General, W***y, Wario or Oosapion.

    My Signatures

    User:Mushroom Head/sig.

    Who's Online

    Who's online: Yoshi the SSM, Sparks, BMfan08, Conradd, Doc von Schmeltwick, Koopa con Carne, BubbleRevolution, Chris Helper, PopeLuigi, Nightwicked Bowser, Alyssapowersthecuteyoshi, Rpmatthews0517, VentureSonic, Trogga, Ahemtoday, Jude da Dude, Kebbo, Yook Bab-imba, Wario876, Raymondsze, Hooded Pitohui, SuperLuigiDude, Creepze, Archivist Toadette, Mymax162, Toa 95, OmegaRuby, JanMisali, Spongyoshi, Mikan-chan, DrUnderciever, Tmjjmt, Memoryman3, Sera68, Jrpierre123, Clementover9000, Scrooge200, ExoRosalina, MegaBowser64, Bowserjr11, OhoJeeOnFire

    Names in Other Languages

    Language Name Meaning
    Chinese (traditional) 蘑菇頭

    		 Mushroom Head

    Fun Facts About the Super Mario Series

    Other Stuff

    • One time, I forgot the name of Conkdor and was like, "Is it Condart or something like that?"
    • French spaghetti
    • Italian fries
    • Belgian bougette
    • Putting jelly and jam inside marshmallows
    • Making cotton marshmallows because i am from hk
    • banana jelly (at this point I’m too lazy to do capitalism capitalising)
    • banana jam
    • reversing every name so i don't get copyright problems (like this: domfan is stupid) or offend anyone
    • censoring f@ck, sh!t and pen!s against my will
    • spelling b!t(h as beach
    • BS Super Mario Bros., also known as Bullsh!t Super Mario Bros.
    • the poplins were on bowser's side all along, just to waste mario’s time
    • super mario bros. wonder is literally pointless
    • replace bananas with delelez
    • New Ideas to kill TrumpAld Don

    Everything shouldn't be taken seriously.

    Ideas

    Block Rules

    When users join, they should be expected to edit a lot. How about if a user goes for 1 week without making 7 or more edits, they are indef blocked?

    Proposer: Mushroom Head (talk)
    Deadline: September 31, 2023, 24:69 GMT

    Rebuild the Soviet Union (Support)
    1. Mushroom Head (talk) Per proposal
    I once went 1 week without making 7 edits (Oppose)
    1. Mushroom Head (talk) Per #truth.
    Comments

    This is a #terribleidea. MHA Super Mushroom:) at 08:15, December 30, 2023 (EST)

    Actually, this is #f@ckingsh!t. MHA Super Mushroom:) at 00:05, January 3, 2024 (EST)
    Kick your pen!s MHA Super Mushroom:) at 00:08, January 3, 2024 (EST)
    #? MHA Super Mushroom:) at 00:25, January 3, 2024 (EST)

    ReFeReNcEs

    1. ^ cuz red sus
    2. ^ at least, that is my assumption
    3. ^ why are there two of the same page
    4. ^ oh like failure users my search engine is boken he die of Jesus and the space rabbit what the hail where I am from Jesus hadn't been invented yet so our children grow up never feeling good and then have to constantly search Jesus to feel like they're not worthless
    5. ^ well, im not going to france
    6. ^ they are all probably completely wrong
    7. ^ stylised as Every. Single. Time.
    8. ^ as of before i play the 2.2.0 update on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    9. ^ yes i know i spelled "there" wrong like 4 times, no i am not changing it
    10. ^ never spelt flooded BTW
    11. ^ When Asian is a Difficulty Mode
    12. ^ EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
    13. ^ aka gambling
    14. ^ fun fact: Mario Party has 8
    15. ^ wait motion controls suck maybe i should be greatful
    16. ^ I call that world Frosties, and Cooligans (which i call Frosters) there
    17. ^ I call it Sparklies
    18. ^ Sadly i hate Frosted Glacier-Ghost House
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