Is Corn Grass?

Status: Mario Kart 8 extravaganza.

No pointless messages referring to my username (such as "Bowser will destroy you", "How's your relationship with Peach?", "You suck, Luigi is better than you", "You're an attention hog", "You're fat", and so on) unless I know you enough.

These pages were cleansed by defenders of Mushroom Kingdom from Wario. They are marked by their heads here, proudly. First two archives contain a bunch of useless, silly shit. Venture there in your mobile phone at your own risk.
Disc 3: The third batch of doldrums aimed to kill anybody that hates boredom.

You can talk to me if you want. I'll usually reply, unless it's an extremely immature treasure chest of spam, profanity, and some wandalism mixed in. In that case, I hope you're happy in ban land.

NOTE! If you hardly know me, do NOT send friend requests to me. I will not accept random users as friends. If you want to make friends with me, you have to actually talk to me. Don't worry, I won't bite. I will bite if you just say, "WILL u b my friendz lol dsoimfoigeoiure". Don't take this as a discouragement to chat with me.

I'll be clear: your first message to me should NOT be "Will you be my friend"?

Don't add the {{unsigned}} on my talk page unless you're going to talk to me as well. Adding the template is similar to correcting grammar from a user five months ago; it's a false alarm whenever the notification shows up.

It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk)

And yes, corn is grass.

Waaaaaaaario

Bonswaa. (That's Waluigi learning French) The tyranny is finally over. Just look at this: Problem is, he still has a lightning shot. That theif. - 03:14, 3 June 2014 (EDT)

Out of school

We'll the time has came I'm out of my school. 16:11, 5 June 2014 (EDT) Daisy 187

Wow, after 12th grade, school days have sure gone by. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 14:24, 6 June 2014 (EDT)

Umm

I meant 6th.. 12:29, 8 June 2014 (EDT) Daisy 187

Inside Wario!

File:Wariobody.jpg

This is what he looks like on the inside. Knowing how much you love Wario, I know you will take good care of this!

This message was definitely NOT sent by Shy Guy (The guy with the mask.) (talk) 15:15, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

Gimme that Cheesecake Factory Shrimp Bistro Pasta and I'll force feed him with this wonderful food. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 15:35, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

Hi!

It has been a long time since I don't login in the wiki. How are you?

Summer? Here is Winter :P So, what are you doing in the wiki recently?

Wanna help with Mona? I know alot of she. Also, by curiosity, you have an account at KC:MM Forums?User:Ashley anEoTselkie/sig

OK. What should be did in Mona's article?

I'm about to add a "General information" part of the article. If I missed any crucial details, you can tell me. You can put a "List of game appearances by date" section, similar to Ashely and Red article. You can also add more images to Mona's gallery; screenshots are good. I'm editing the article right now, though, so you should edit after I'm done. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:33, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

,::::::OK. Time to I returns to my old self :).User:Ashley anEoTselkie/sig

$#!t

Please, no profanity. It is not nice to do so. Use some decent language. I am not insulting but please change $#!t to "crap". File:Big Face.png Unshy Guy 09:26, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

I can use profanity just as long as it isn't excessive or isn't directed at anyone. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 15:22, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

how how have you been? `````

i saw the Rewrite Requested about Mario it's very good. Grand Master Gamer (talk) 13:53, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Thanks. I'm also doing fine, but after all that hard work on Mona, I'm on a light wiki break. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 18:40, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

New sprites

I've uploaded a lot of new sprites. Can you delete the background of them? Yes man (talk) 14:02, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Mario Kart Tricks

Hey, I am thinking of feature the Trick page because looks an good article, however it lacks images of Tricks from MKWii and MK8. Could you fill the tabke with the lacking images?User:Ashley anEoTselkie/sig

It is ok, do it in your own time, because everyone here is based in that strategy to do things...Haha User:Ashley anEoTselkie/sig

Least Favorite Beta?

What's your least favorite beta? Thanks. Kirby kart (talk)

Amazing Video Link!

The most amazing video ever is here! Click the link to see it! You will be amazed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDwvF7_zLE

Shy Guy (The guy with the mask.) (talk) 14:04, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

What is it? I'm not clicking on it. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 17:05, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

It has something to do with Wario.

RE: A small request

Hehe... That would be funny. Should I do Wario while I'm at it? - 17:30, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

Hard at making the guys I also happen to hate (more DK) fail? I have chortles at the tought. Actually, I might do Waluigi for the pleasure (not to mention hideousness) of it. - 17:45, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

Here you go. - 18:37, 22 June 2014 (EDT)

Actually, should I redo them so that they fit with the ones your sister uploaded? As in +8 and +7? - 02:00, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

And, of course, my map drawing failing Waluigi. - 02:12, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

Gallery of fail

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  3rd place, Waluigi!

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  I electrocuted him. Sorry, I think that was your job.

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  Fail like the animal you are.