User:Waluigi Freak 99
Hello there! I'm Waluigi Freak 99, your better in all of the arena battles. I'm generally not the most active member here, but I try to help out where I can. I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secretly envies me.
Favorites
TV Shows
- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
- CSI: Miami
- CSI: New York
Books
- Skin
- Paid in Blood
- Life's Lottery
- The Visitation
Video Games
- Mario Kart: DS
- Super Mario Strikers
- New Super Mario Bros.
- Super Smash Bros. Melee
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Movies
- Schindler's List
- The Passion of the Christ
The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre
Welcome to the Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre! Sit back and enjoy a few stories starring Mario and his pals, and even send in your reviews of the productions. Without further to do . . .
Murder for Hire
One day, Waluigi was on the run from the cops, he ran into Princess Daisy. After losing the man by cleverly running down a back alley, Waluigi began hitting on Daisy. Apparently, his pick-up lines worked (or she was under the influence of some kind of narcotic), because they agreed to have a date that afternoon. She challenged Waluigi to a baseball game.
Waluigi charged up a special Liar Ball pitch. He took a baseball and a Whiskered Eggplant and threw them at Daisy. Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out. The eggplant met with the bat with a SPLAT! and landed on the ground. Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up. What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches! Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls. She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.
She looked up a hit man in the Yellow Pages and found a person who would do the job. She called him and arranged a meeting in a back alley in Rougeport. She was shocked to find that the hit man was . . . Mario! Pulling out his trusty hammer, he asked her who he was assigned to.
Mario walked up to Waluigi's door and knocked on it three times, good and hard. Waluigi, who was in the middle of a bath, sighed, got out, and opened the door in his towel. Mario didn't even give Waluigi a chance to fight back. He smashed Waluigi with his hammer and left. The deed was done.
Reviews
Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
Plumber's Rating: 9/10 stars
HK-47's Rating: 9/10 stars
Overall Rating: 9/10 stars
