User:Mpeng

How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. Sorry if this page is lousy. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a Yoshi was until the end of 2008 - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.

I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.

	Any other Internet profile page this picture appears, it's probably me or my brother. Real Name: I don't actually HAVE a real name Gender: Male Age: Figure it out. Planet: Earth Favorite characters: Yoshi and Toad Least favorite characters: Mario and Waluigi

The only console I have as of now is the Wii, which is sort of limiting, but I'm getting better at this.

Nintendo Games

Great Games

Super Mario Galaxy -Really creative. Event the controls were great.
Mario Kart Wii -The aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun.

OK Games

Super Mario Galaxy 2 -As creative like the first one, but these 120 green power stars are ridiculous.
Super Paper Mario -Funny (Bowser was the best) but I never caught on to it.
New Super Mario Bros Wii -Sort of hard, but not as much of a plot to make it interesting.

Games that I can't stand

Most of the sports games -Let's face it, the Wii's motion sensing abilities are really, really, pathetic when it comes to sports.

Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice

(not counting changes to this user page)

500 edits
1000 edits
2000 edits
5000 edits
10 000 edits
15 000 edits
1 year on this wiki
5 years on this wiki
create 10 pages
create 20 pages

Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (see below)
Be useful

Funny typos

At least, I hope these are typos. It would be nice if nobody thinks it's accepted English to write in two verb tenses in every sentance in a paragraph.

"Succeeding the curve is another circulatory room;" "Past the circulatory room" Shouldn't that be "circular?"
". . . magically encased the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs are given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi are taking a nap on the beach, Bowser's forces kidnapped the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that followed, the seven liberated Yoshi eggs hatch and become Yoshi Babies . . ." Someone wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . . .
"This course is very lowlands . . . " WHAT???
As they awaken in . . . No sense whatsoever.

Wonderful Nicknames

Oh so wonderful nicknames.

Mario

Bananahead, Mpeng
Basin Brain, Bowser
Butterball, Mr. L
Clumsy Crush-a-lot, Zess T.
Dumber Plumber, Bowser
Drain Brain ,Bowser
Drains-for-Brains, Bowser
Faucet Face, Bowser
Faucet Flop, Bowser
Faucet Freak, Bowser
Knucklehead, Mpeng
Lasagna Lovin' Loser, Bowser
Luigi, Pennington
Lunkhead, Bowser, Mpeng
Macaroni Mouth, Bowser
Maria, O'Chunks
Mr. Jumpsallthetime, Mr. L
Mr. Squishy, Mr. L
Muttonhead, Bowser
Nozzle Nose, Bowser
Pain-in-the-Drain Plumber, Bowser
Pesky Plumber, Bowser
Pinhead Plumber, Bowser
Pipesqueak, Bowser
Plumb Bum, Bowser
Plumb Dumb, Bowser
Plumb Scum, Bowser
Provolone Bonehead, Bowser
Puny Plumber, Bowser
Scum Scrubber, Bowser
Sir Stomp-on-Stuff, Zess. T
Two-bit Tortellini Taster, Bowser
What's-his-face, Mpeng

Bowser

His/Your Queasiness, Kamek
His/Your Grouchiness, Kammy Koopa
His/Your Gnarliness, Kammy
His/Your Filthiness,Kammy
His/Your Rancidness, Kammy
His/Your Awfulness, Kammy
His/Your Massiveness, Kammy
His/Your Chunkyness, Kammy
His/Your Ghastlyness, Kammy
Your Ungratefulness, Kamek
The Boss of Bwahaha, Nintendo
King Dad, Koopalings
Koopa Stoopa, Toad and Princess Toadstool
His Touchiness, Kamek

Other Garbage

Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. ~~(And if I can find it ...)~~ ~~A new one is in progress.~~ ~~Now I've been reduced to making one with Photoshop.~~ This should take a while . . .
Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.
It's very interesting that Nintendo chose to call Dark Matter, the corrosive stuff in the Super Mario Galaxies, "Dark Matter," as seeing as dark matter wouldn't do anything to you if you land in it. Antimatter[[1]] is the stuff that would cancel your molecules out of existence.