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Revision as of 19:11, February 22, 2009
Template:Fakelink
by the Fake News Team
Poll
Which do you think smells the worst?
- Bowser
- Wario
- Poison Shroom
- Hooktail's Feet
- Poop
- Inky Sauce
Travel Guide
Did you ever want to get stomped on by angry rectangles with happy faces on them but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegetarian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!
BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!
Fake TV
So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB? Not to worry, there's soccer! The Star Cup takes place at The Battle Dome and begins on February 22nd! Catch it all on Template:Fakelink! This year's cup features 12 teams! Last year's results are below:
| Team | Record | Place |
|---|---|---|
| Mario | 7-1 | 2nd |
| Luigi | 8-0 | 1st |
| Peach | 0-8 | 8th |
| Daisy | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
| DK | 5-3 | 4th |
| Yoshi | 6-2 | 3rd |
| Wario | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
| Waluigi | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
Who will win this year?
2009 Star Cup
Below are the details for the 2009 Star Cup. They will be updated regularly.
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Comments
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Welcome
Welcome to the official page of the 2009 Star Cup! This annual Strikers tournament is changing its setup this year to include more teams and more action. The Battle Dome is once again the host of this prestigious battle between the top twelve teams in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Setup
Tournament
- The twelve teams will be divided into three groups of four
- Each team plays the other three teams in their group once for a total of three games
- The top two teams in each group advance to knockout play
- Teams get two points for a win and one point for an overtime or shootout loss in group play
Rules
- Each game consists of two 5-minute halves
- If the game is tied after 10 minutes, there is a 1-minute overtime in group play and sudden-death overtime in knockout play
- In group play, if overtime is scoreless, the game goes to penalty kicks
- Each team has five players: a goalie (Kritter); a center; a left wing; a right wing; and a defenseman
The Teams
Bowser
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Bowser
Right wing: Boo
Defenseman: Dry Bones
Goalie: Kritter
Bowser Jr.
Left wing: Bowser Jr.
Center: Hammer Bro.
Right wing: Monty Mole
Defenseman: Dry Bones
Goalie: Kritter
Daisy
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Shy Guy
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Daisy
Goalie: Kritter
Diddy Kong
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Shy Guy
Right wing: Diddy Kong
Defenseman: Birdo
Goalie: Kritter
Donkey Kong
Left wing: Koopa Troopa
Center: Donkey Kong
Right wing: Birdo
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Luigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Luigi
Right wing: Shy Guy
Defenseman: Birdo
Goalie: Kritter
Mario
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Mario
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Koopa
Goalie: Kritter
Peach
Left wing: Koopa
Center: Peach
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Petey Piranha
Left wing: Toad
Center: Petey Piranha
Right wing: Monty Mole
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Waluigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro
Center: Koopa
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Waluigi
Goalie: Kritter
Wario
Left wing: Birdo
Center: Toad
Right wing: Wario
Defenseman: Koopa
Goalie: Kritter
Yoshi
Left wing: Yoshi
Center: Toad
Right wing: Koopa
Defenseman: Shy Guy
Goalie: Kritter
The Cup
Group A
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Waluigi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Daisy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Petey Piranha | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Games
Waluigi vs. Bowser
2/22, 23:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waluigi | |||||
| Bowser |
Commentary
Petey Piranha vs. Daisy
2/22, 23:45 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Petey Piranha | |||||
| Daisy |
Commentary
Bowser vs. Petey Piranha
2/26, 1:50 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser | |||||
| Petey Piranha |
Commentary
Daisy vs. Waluigi
2/28, 0:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daisy | |||||
| Waluigi |
Commentary
Daisy vs. Bowser
3/1, 19:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daisy | |||||
| Bowser |
Commentary
Petey Piranha vs. Waluigi
3/4, 3:45 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Petey Piranha | |||||
| Waluigi |
Commentary
Group B
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser Jr. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Luigi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Donkey Kong | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Wario | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Games
Luigi vs. Bowser Jr.
2/23, 0:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luigi | |||||
| Bowser Jr. |
Commentary
Wario vs. Donkey Kong
2/24, 23:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wario | |||||
| Donkey Kong |
Commentary
Bowser Jr. vs. Wario
2/27, 3:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser Jr. | |||||
| Wario |
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Luigi
2/28, 15:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong | |||||
| Luigi |
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Bowser Jr.
3/1, 20:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong | |||||
| Bowser Jr. |
Commentary
Wario vs. Luigi
3/5, 1:50 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wario | |||||
| Luigi |
Commentary
Group C
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yoshi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Peach | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mario | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Diddy Kong | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Games
Peach vs. Yoshi
2/23, 0:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peach | |||||
| Yoshi |
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Mario
2/25, 4:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Diddy Kong | |||||
| Mario |
Commentary
Yoshi vs. Diddy Kong
2/27, 23:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yoshi | |||||
| Diddy Kong |
Commentary
Mario vs. Peach
2/28, 16:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario | |||||
| Peach |
Commentary
Mario vs. Yoshi
3/3, 23:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario | |||||
| Yoshi |
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Peach
3/6, 15:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Diddy Kong | |||||
| Peach |
Commentary
Knockout Round
Quarterfinals
3/6, 16:00 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 3 | |||||
| 6 |
3/7, 15:30 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 4 | |||||
| 5 |
Semifinals
3/7, 16:00 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 1 | |||||
3/8, 19:30 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 2 | |||||
CHAMPIONSHIP
3/11, 3:45 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
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