The 'Shroom:Issue LXXXVII/Fake News
Welcome to a very special issue of Fake News. Not the Special Issue, but a special issue nonetheless. Every issue is special to me. Which, in turn, makes none of them special. Except the Special Issues. I have some business to take care of this month.
Next, we're sad to see Paper Yoshi (talk) go, as he is resigning from his Ask Paper Yoshi section this month, which is sad, and we wish him best of luck for the future. However, we, once again, have a new guy, the identity of whom will be revealed at the end of Ask Paper Yoshi, so that's pretty exciting. Well, not for me, I know who it is. But you don't. Ha. Either way, thanks for everything you've done, P_Y.
Finally, in terms of Section of the Month, it was really close between the three sections we had, but May 2014's Section of the Month ended up being Peddler's Place by Toadbert101 (talk), with 26 votes! To put in perspective how close it was, Ask Paper Yoshi (by Paper Yoshi (talk)) came second, with 25 votes, and the Obituaries (by Yoshi876 (talk)) came third, with 24 votes. Either way, congratulations to all of you!
I haven't got much else to say here, except that the sign up sheet for Fake News is kinda looking lonely. To sign up for a Fake News section, or even to send in a one-time submission, just send me a PM on the Super Mario Boards containing your answers to the application form located at the top of this page. Either way, have fun, and don't die.
Tragedy struck the golf courses earlier today
Many people took to the streets to express their sadness, although it seemed more directed at the fact that golfing has been postponed and many of the poor Mushroom folk had bought TVs just for this occasion and now their waste of money was for absolutely nothing for all, maybe if they had paid more attention in school they would've been able to avoid this situation. The people who did comment on the passing of Gold Mario were more critical of him than sad to learn of his passing, Pink Gold Peach was quoted as saying "He's just a bland recolouring of Mario that shouldn't exist, who in their right mind would think something like that up?" Bowser was quoted as saying "Why should I care that he’s gone?", when we asked about other deaths he responded exactly the same. When our investigators went to question Wario they more surprised at the amount of gold that he had recently procured, they were thrown out after Wario sensed that they had made a connection between the disappearance of the body and Wario's new gold collection which includes a gold hat, and a gold golf club.
In the aftermath of Gold Mario's death, Wario has been arrested for taking bribes and the search for Gold Mario's body has begun. Police, however, are starting to lose hope after two minutes of searching and finding nothing. "We have been trying our hardest to find him, but it’s extremely likely that he came back to life and fled the country as getting struck by lightning is a crime."
Ask Paper Yoshi
Hi, dear readers, and welcome to the June Issue of Ask Paper Yoshi! As I said before, this will be my last issue as writer of the Ask... section, and so we'll end this run of the series with a whole lot of questions! Twenty-fi--I mean, twenty-four questions, to be exact, all asked by our ever-present questioner, Koopartol Brick Block (talk) (Forum profile).
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get to those questions!!
And that's it for Season 4 of the "Ask..." series, everyone!! I really enjoyed writing this section, and that's why I'll leave you guys in very good hands. Season 5 will start next month, as my good friend Hypnotoad (talk) starts answering your questions! His very own section is somewhere around here, so look for it if you wish to send him even more questions!
Well, see you around, then, everyone! I hope you enjoyed this section as much as I did!!
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