The 'Shroom:Issue XXVI/Fake News
It's not much, but here is Yoshario's final Travel Guide (he was busy and had to quit):
Come to Vanilla Dome, home of Lemmy Koopa. Contrary to popular belief, Vanilla Dome is not made out of Vanilla stuff, but is made of stuff better than Vanilla! It has a palace dedicated to red switches as well as seven, that's right, seven regular levels! Request your travel brochure now at www.vanilladome.travel!
A new single has been released by actor Zip Toad! His pure, natural talent is shown in ; number 8 on the worldwide charts!
The Match Game is currently in the finishing stages. All contestants will receive questions on their talk page on the 17th and must give Ralphfan their answers via email (click "E-mail this user" on Ralphfan's page) or via PM on the forum by the 27th so that the show can be aired on #mw-shroom on the 30th at 10:15 am EST.
Mario and Co. duke it out in an epic battle on (record scratch)...the foosball table? Forget this ad, I'm outta here!(Rated E): It's an epic battle as
Today's chef is: Chef Shimi
Hi, everybody! Today, we'll learn to make a Dried Shroom! Now you can recreate the bitter, dry taste of an old mushroom without the long aging process.
You will need:
Ralphfan: You seem pretty bent on destroying all worlds, is that right?
Dimentio: Yes! The worlds suck! There are too many idiots!
Ralphfan: So true!
Dimentio: Why don't you join me so we can kill all the idiots and make our own planet?
Dimentio: Oh, and you should buy my fragrance, Demented. Just saying.
Ralphfan: It smells like s***!
Dimentio: Ok...I'll blow it up!
A message to Dom: Sorry this interview sucks.
Remember, the Star Cup continues on June 28th! In the meantime, enjoy the Champions League Final, the NBA and NHL playoffs, and lots of baseball!
Go to weather.com or nws.noaa.gov. Or better yet, LOOK OUTSIDE, YA BUM! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!