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'''''Ignorance is Bliss''''' is a jazzy song performed by the band "Jellyfish". It was featured in the album '' [[White Knuckle Scorin']] '' that [[Nintendo]] released in the 90's. | '''''Ignorance is Bliss''''' is a jazzy song performed by the band "Jellyfish". It was featured in the album '' [[White Knuckle Scorin']] '' that [[Nintendo]] released in the 90's. | ||
The song takes us into the mind of [[King Bowser Koopa]], who seemingly tells | The song takes us into the mind of [[Bowser|King Bowser Koopa]], who seemingly tells an imprisoned [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]] about how he wants to become an oil tycoon by getting rid of all of the [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi's]] in [[Dinosaur Land]], which along the way, he "explains" why brawn is more needed than brain. | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
<br>Wake up! | <br> Wake up! | ||
<br>Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa. | <br> Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa. | ||
<br>I'm a turtle as you've seen, | <br> I'm a turtle as you've seen, | ||
<br>A little slow and a little green, | <br> A little slow and a little green, | ||
<br>But on the whole I'd say, supuh-dupuh! | <br> But on the whole I'd say, supuh-dupuh! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mmm... | <br> Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mmm... | ||
<br>'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened. | <br> 'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>So let's just say, "Ignorance is bliss." | <br> So let's just say, "Ignorance is bliss." | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Oh, while I hate to be a bummer, | <br> Oh, while I hate to be a bummer, | ||
<br>I've brought you here to bring me plumbers. | <br> I've brought you here to bring me plumbers. | ||
<br>You know those brothers... | <br> You know those brothers... | ||
<br>Oh what's their names? | <br> Oh what's their names? | ||
<br>Oh yes! Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy, | <br> Oh yes! Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy, | ||
<br>I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game... | <br> I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game... | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided! Mmm... | <br> Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided! Mmm... | ||
<br>I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait! | <br> I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait! | ||
<br>Oh, I can't wait. | <br> Oh, I can't wait. | ||
<br>Ignorance is bliss! | <br> Ignorance is bliss! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>With my magic book, I'll shower, | <br >With my magic book, I'll shower, | ||
<br>Those clumsy lizards with my power, | <br> Those clumsy lizards with my power, | ||
<br>And your Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel. | <br> And your Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel. | ||
<br>My only problem with these spells, | <br> My only problem with these spells, | ||
<br>Is that I know not what they tell | <br> Is that I know not what they tell | ||
<br>So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those crumm-ed fools! | <br> So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those crumm-ed fools! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... | <br> Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... | ||
<br>All your words are alphabet soup, | <br> All your words are alphabet soup, | ||
<br>A picture tells it better. | <br> A picture tells it better. | ||
<br>I'll say it again! "Ignorance is bliss." | <br> I'll say it again! "Ignorance is bliss." | ||
<br>Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words. | <br >Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress. | <br> You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress. | ||
<br>I can't believe you waste time with these books! | <br> I can't believe you waste time with these books! | ||
<br>You remind me of my kid sister, | <br> You remind me of my kid sister, | ||
<br>She read so much she got a blister, | <br> She read so much she got a blister, | ||
<br>A big one, I mean BIG, on a brain! | <br> A big one, I mean BIG, on a brain! | ||
<br>What a shnook! | <br> What a shnook! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>I'd like to get my hands... | <br> I'd like to get my hands... | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Just one time with a monkey wrench... | <br> Just one time with a monkey wrench... | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>I'll fix their plumbing! | <br> I'll fix their plumbing! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mm... (So misguided) | <br> Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mm... (So misguided) | ||
<br>'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened! | <br> 'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... (Pictures say it better) | <br> Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... (Pictures say it better) | ||
<br>All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better! | <br> All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better! | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<br>For the last time... | <br> For the last time... | ||
<br>On second thought, I think I've made my point! | <br> On second thought, I think I've made my point! | ||
==External Links== | == External Links == | ||
-[http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/315325 Ignorance is Bliss] at [http://newgrounds.com Newgrounds] | |||
- [http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/315325 Ignorance is Bliss] at [http://newgrounds.com Newgrounds] | |||
[[Category: Music]] | [[Category: Music]] | ||
Revision as of 19:30, July 29, 2007
Ignorance is Bliss is a jazzy song performed by the band "Jellyfish". It was featured in the album White Knuckle Scorin' that Nintendo released in the 90's.
The song takes us into the mind of King Bowser Koopa, who seemingly tells an imprisoned Princess Toadstool about how he wants to become an oil tycoon by getting rid of all of the Yoshi's in Dinosaur Land, which along the way, he "explains" why brawn is more needed than brain.
Lyrics
Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you've seen,
A little slow and a little green,
But on the whole I'd say, supuh-dupuh!
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mmm...
'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
So let's just say, "Ignorance is bliss."
Oh, while I hate to be a bummer,
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers.
You know those brothers...
Oh what's their names?
Oh yes! Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...
Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided! Mmm...
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait!
Oh, I can't wait.
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book, I'll shower,
Those clumsy lizards with my power,
And your Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel.
My only problem with these spells,
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those crumm-ed fools!
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm...
All your words are alphabet soup,
A picture tells it better.
I'll say it again! "Ignorance is bliss."
Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.
You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress.
I can't believe you waste time with these books!
You remind me of my kid sister,
She read so much she got a blister,
A big one, I mean BIG, on a brain!
What a shnook!
I'd like to get my hands...
Just one time with a monkey wrench...
I'll fix their plumbing!
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mm... (So misguided)
'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened!
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... (Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better!
For the last time...
On second thought, I think I've made my point!
