Riddles of the Pipe
Here’s a nice batch of riddles with a random fact: My Grandma likes to see me play SM64, she thinks it’s a TV show :P
Riddle 1
Please, don’t call me that,
I would rather be called this,
Or maybe that,
It depends what language you use,
But my name is too lame for me
But I forgot what was happening before this
Ah, yes!
You were going past my territory!
Sorry fellow, but this is as far as you go!
Riddle 2
Vitamin A!
Oh, Vitamin A!
Carotene! Oh Carotene!
Anyway, I don’t go places without my friends
Even though I can float
That never stopped that shoe of that plumber, or the scary fire from the monster!
Luckily, I can always make them be quiet and stay as stiff as a scarecrow!
Riddle 3
Unbeatable defense?
Like it matters
What a foolish thing
I can just make them hurt each other!
Plus, they get a fine ‘lickin!
Spikes?
No problem!
It may cost you a bit
But I’m well worth to use on folks with a high defense!