The 'Shroom:Issue 146/Fake News
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Ah, hello, you've caught me right in the middle of packing. Where am I going? To Delfino Island, of course. Why you ask? I decided I needed a quick holiday, and plus it turns out that the entire police force has mysteriously died, so I thought now was the best time to go on a
As all of the pollution was cleaned off the island back in 2002, environmental reasons were ruled out as a cause of death, although those oceans have started getting clogged with plastic. And seeing as Bowser and Bowser Jr. have forgotten all about the island, Koopa shenanigans were also ruled out. And my attempts to call the Delfino Police were fruitless, as all my calls went through to the answering machine. It's a wonder there isn't more crime committed on the island.
The Pianta Village Mayor said that the entire police force's death was a tragedy, but my phone mysteriously hung itself up when he attempted to name each individual member of the force who died. I don't have time for that sort of stuff, I need to make jokes and puns to keep an audience around. However, as my phone did hang itself up, I did miss all funeral announcements, so expect the police force to be buried at some point in the future. Or not, who knows what Pianta tradition actually is.
Anyway, as I mentioned at the start of the beginning of this section, I'm off to
TV Tomorrow’s triumphant tellings, that try to tell televisual traversers the terrific television trinkets to test, today talks tremendously to tell these televisual traversers tomorrow’s top three television trinkets. I don’t think I’m going to be able to keep that alliteration up throughout the whole introduction, unfortunately. Let’s get on with May’s top three television trinkets, televisual traversers!
New: Glitz and Glory
The Way The World Works
Film: Chain Chomps Can’t Play Tennis
Terrific! These trinkets top the tables to tickle the tongues of the television traversers that try them, and then they tremendously... oh, ‘and’ doesn’t begin with ‘t’. Oops. Perhaps my alliterative attempts to captivate my readers were not a brilliant plan. Never mind. See you next month on TV Tomorrow!