The 'Shroom:Holiday Special/Fake News Special
Sick of all this winter weather? Well, come to Dry Dry Ruins! As the name suggests, the climate is very arid. Plus, for all you animal lovers, we're loaded with Swoopers! You can take them home as pets, hunt them, eat them, whatever you want! They're a pain in our asses, and probably yours, but we don't give a crap! We also lack proper sleeping quarters, so bring your own tent. Still, it gets cold at night, and we've got those lovely desert foxes to deal with. Not our problem! We've got a disclaimer for that!
In the spirit of the winter, Nintendo has created a new game: ! First, build a snow cave! Then, wait for the blizzard! Plus, if you can make it through the night, you might just get a visit from a yeti! Just like the game (which you just lost), there is no way to win this game. The only reward: Frostbite!
Mario and Co. are paying homage to the National Hockey League by playing an outdoor game on New Year's Day! Mario and Luigi will try to lead Team Mario against Team Sonic's vicious three headed attack, with Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails. Who will win? Tune in on January 1st at 3 pm on Channel 8 to find out!
Time to learn how to make a southern New Year's tradition, Black Eyed Peas!
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