Koopa Ichizoku Kazoe Uta

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"Koopa Ichizoku Kazoe Uta" is the side B song of the album Mario no Daibōken released in 1986. It is a counting song that mentions numerous enemies from Super Mario Bros. It is sung by Aya & Nakayoshi Ōendan. The lyrics are credited to Mario Club Yūshi and the music composition is credited to Super Kuppa Band.

Lyrics

Japanese lyrics	Romanization	Translation
クッパ一族いちぞくかぞえ唄うた 出でてくる　出でてくる　悪わるいやつら クックックッパも命いのちがけ	Kuppa ichizoku kazoe uta Dete kuru dete kuru warui yatsu-ra Kuk-Kuk-Kuppa mo inochigake	The Bowser tribe counting song Bad guys coming out, coming out B-B-Bowser risks his life too
ひとつとせ ひどいやつだよ　クリボーは キノコ王国おうこく　裏切うらぎった （悪わるいやっちゃ　悪わるいやっちゃ　クリボーは）	Hitotsu-tose Hidoi yatsu da yo Kuribō wa Kinoko Ōkoku uragitta (Warui yatcha warui yatcha Kuribō wa)	One Goombas are horrible guys They betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom (Goombas are bad, bad guys)
ふたつとせ 踏ふんでけりましょ　ノコノコは ひっくりかえれば　ただのカメ （踏ふみましょ　けりましょ　ノコノコ）	Futatsu-tose Funde kerimasho Nokonoko wa Hikkurikaereba tada no kame (Fumimasho kerimasho Nokonoko)	Two Let's stomp and kick Koopa Troopas When they are flipped over, they are just turtles (Let's stomp and kick Koopa Troopas)
みっつとせ 見みると聞きくとは　大違おおちがい パックンフラワー　恐こわい花はな （花屋はなやじゃ買かえない　ヘンな花はな）	Mittsu-tose Miru to kiku to wa ōchigai Pakkun Furawā kowai hana (Hanaya ja kaenai hen na hana)	Three Seeing it is not the same as hearing about it Piranha Plants are scary flowers (Strange flowers that you can't buy at a florist)
よっつとせ 呼よんでないのに　海うみの中なか ゲッソー・プクプク　寄よってくる （マリオの得意とくいは　立たち泳およぎ）	Yottsu-tose Yonde nai no ni umi no naka Gessō Pukupuku yotte kuru (Mario no tokui wa tachioyogi)	Four In the sea, even if you don't call them Bloopers and Cheep Cheeps come by (Mario's strong point is treading water)
クッパ一族いちぞくかぞえ唄うた 出でてくる　出でてくる　悪わるいやつら クックックッパも命いのちがけ	Kuppa ichizoku kazoe uta Dete kuru dete kuru warui yatsu-ra Kuk-Kuk-Kuppa mo inochigake	The Bowser tribe counting song Bad guys coming out, coming out B-B-Bowser risks his life too
いつつとせ 池いけの中なかから　吹ふき上あがる バブルひらりと　かわすワザ （クルリと輪わをかく　ファイアバー）	Itsutsu-tose Ike no naka kara fukiagaru Baburu hirari to kawasu waza (Kururi to wa o kaku Faia Bā)	Five They spout up from ponds A technique to nimbly dodge Podoboos (Fire Bars spinning around)
むっつとせ むちゃを承知しょうちの　体当たいあたり ハンマーブロスを　狙ねらいうち （ただでは起おきない　ド根性こんじょう）	Muttsu-tose Mucha o shōchi no taiatari Hanmā Burosu o neraiuchi (Tada de wa okinai dokonjō)	Six Knowing that it's a reckless attack Sharpshoot the Hammer Brothers (The determination to never give up)
ななつとせ 泣なく子こもだまる　トゲゾーは 踏ふむに踏ふめない　いやなやつ （弱虫よわむし毛虫けむしは　誰だれでしょね）	Nanatsu-tose Naku ko mo damaru Togezō wa Fumu ni fumenai iya na yatsu (Yowamushi kemushi wa dare desho ne)	Seven Intimidating Spinies Nasty guys that you can't step on (Who is the cowardly caterpillar?)
やっつとせ やめてほしいな　パタパタは カメのくせして　空そらを飛とぶ （ツルは千年せんねん　カメ万年まんねん）	Yattsu-tose Yamete hoshii na Patapata wa Kame no kuseshite sora o tobu (Tsuru wa sennen kame mannen)	Eight I wish Koopa Paratroopas would stop Despite being turtles, they fly in the sky (Cranes live for 1000 years, turtles live for 10,000 years)
クッパ一族いちぞくかぞえ唄うた 出でてくる　出でてくる　悪わるいやつら クックックッパも命いのちがけ	Kuppa ichizoku kazoe uta Dete kuru dete kuru warui yatsu-ra Kuk-Kuk-Kuppa mo inochigake	The Bowser tribe counting song Bad guys coming out, coming out B-B-Bowser risks his life too
くーっとせ 雲くもの上うえから　すまし顔がお パイポ落おとして　ジュゲムゆく （雲くもから降おりない　ズルイやつ）	Kū-ttose Kumo no ue kara sumashigao Paipo otoshite Jugemu yuku (Kumo kara orinai zurui yatsu)	Nine A straight face from above the clouds Lakitus that drop Spiny's eggs (Sly guys that won't get off their clouds)
とおっとせ ドクロマークに　気きをつけろ キラー撃うち出だす　大砲たいほうだ （ドンと出でた花火はなびだ　キレイだな）	Tō-ttose Dokuro māku ni ki o tsukero Kirā uchidasu taihō da (Don to deta hanabi da kirei da na)	Ten Watch out for the skull marks They are cannons that fire Bullet Bills (Fireworks that went off with a bang, it's beautiful)
ついでとせ ついているのか　いないのか メットかわして　落おっこちた （えらそな顔かおして　ドジなやつ）	Tsuide-tose Tsuite iru no ka inai no ka Metto kawashite okkochita (Eraso na kao shite doji na yatsu)	Next Are you lucky or not? You dodged Buzzy Beetles and fell (Clumsy guys with an arrogant face)
おわりとせ お城しろの奥おくから　笑わらい声ごえ 魔王まおうクッパは　てごわいぞ！ やっつけろ　やっつけろ　メッタメタ！	Owari-tose O-shiro no oku kara waraigoe Maō Kuppa wa tegowai zo! Yattsukero yattsukero mettameta!	Finally A laughter from the depths of the castle The Great King Bowser is tough! Let's beat him recklessly!

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Note(s)	Ref.
Japanese	クッパ一族いちぞくかぞえ唄うた Kuppa Ichizoku Kazoe Uta	Bowser Tribe Counting Song