User:Purity Essence
|-
|
| File:Mushroom2.PNG | This user reads The 'Shroom. |
|-
|
| File:BowserJr's Clowncar.png | This user is often caught dating Bowser Jr. in her world. |
|-
|
|
This user is often trying to get revenge on Wario. |
|-
|
| Mario's gotta die! | This user is often caught trying to kill Mario out of revenge for her Cheep-Cheep's death. |
Yay!
I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.
The Bit, Episode One
Me: This is the first bit!
Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!
Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?
Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-
Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!
Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!
Toad: We're out of time for today!
Bit Part 2
Me: Toad, where's Toadette?
Toad: She called in sick. Said she got the Blorbs.
Me: That stinks. Call Daisy.
Daisy: BOO!
Toad and Me: AHHHHH!
Me: Not cool, Daisy. Did you hear? Toadette's got the blorbs.
Yoshi: The Ice Flower lets you shoot Iceballs from your finger tips. Mini? Care to do the honors?
Me: Yes! *Nabs Ice Flower* Eat ICEBALLS, Daisy! *flicks at Daisy and freezes her solid* Oops! Tee-hee-hee!
Bit After Part 2
Me: Well, did they find the Princess?
Toad: Nope. I saw Bowser nab her.
Daisy: Mmph! MMMMMMMPH! (Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!)
Me: I think we have next time!
Mario: *frees Daisy from her icy prison* There you go!
Yoshi: Is this being FILMED?!?!
Me: Turn off the cameras! We're done here!
Camera Guy: That's a wrap!
Lol Camera Guy was a joke if you do not get it.
Bit Part 3
Me: Well, at least we don't have to worry about Daisy scaring us, huh?
Camera Guy: Yes.
Toadette: I'm back. What do you plan on this week? Toad's ou-
Me, CG, and Yoshi: NO!!!!
Toadette: -t sick. Why did you shout?!
Me: D-D-Did you c-c-call Daisy?
Toadette: Yes. Where is-
Daisy: BOO!
CG, Yoshi, Toadette, and I: AHHHH!
Toadette: Oh, now I get why you shouted.
Yoshi: The SUPER LEAF-
Me: What happened to the Fire Flower?
Daisy: My bad. *gives me a butt burn* That's for freezing me!
Yoshi: Gives you the CLASSIC ABILITY TO FLY!!!
Everyone but Daisy: Gimme one! *flies away*
Camera Guy again. :D Yeah, he's a blue Shy Guy.
|-
|
| vg-3 | This user is an advanced gamer. Sorta. |
Bowser Rules.
Wario can go eat a thousand of Wendy's Coins now. THIS IS KOOPA TURF. |-
|
| File:Wario1.gif | This user has banned Wario because of his raucous manners and all the pranks he, Waluigi, and Luigi had pulled on me. |
|-
|
| File:Mario1.gif | This user has a strong hatred of Mario and is good friends with Bowser. |
I have a million cause I'm Bowser's best human pal! Namely, I have Ike, my pet Koopa, and Harold, MysteryGirl2012's pet Hammer Bro.
My Friend Boxes
|-
|
|
This user is used to Lost Mini Star09 (talk). A lot. |
|-
|
| File:Yellow Toad NSMBW.png
|
This user is is the same species as MushroomMan3. |
Values
File:Coin.jpg 1 coin.
File:Sms red coin.jpg Two coins. Larger variety is 4 coins.
File:SMSbluecoin.png 5 coins. Usually, I steal them from Wario.
Ten coins. I usually "borrow" these from Mario.
20 coins. They're always in my bank account.
30 coins. I'm always in need of these. I have a Luma, for crying out loud!
40 coins. I'm a collector of these!
50 coins. They're rare, sure, but worth it!
File:AceCoin.PNG 100 coins. Rarer, but still worth finding!
250 coins. I also use these as ammo for my Power Scope!
File:FI Shine.png 500 coins. I love how they shine!
1,000 coins. I'm sure my Power Scope will work with these!
2,500 coins. There was only one game appearance, that's why these are worth a lot!
3,000 coins. More ammo for me!
5,000 coins. I'm sure I can stuff them in my Power Scope!
Ways to earn coins
1: Work with me and join the race against fatso.
2: Find a job that involves Mario's unnecessary death.
3: Buy my userbox. Oh, I mean send me a friend request!
4: Trip Waluigi.
5: Punch Luigi/Mario.
All that is a Power Star's earnings.
Mini Star Shop
For sale:
Items & Toys
Mini Pauline 20 coins. I'll cut you a deal if you're my friend. 
Cloud Flower 10 coins. It's a bestseller.
Ice Flower 25 coins. Another bestseller. Used in Power-Up Talk as a torture weapon for Daisy.
Super Leaf 30 coins. One of my more popular items for sale. Said to feel like Tanooki fur. Used in Power-Up Talk to escape Daisy.
Fire Flower 20 (10 w/ box) coins. Was used as payback by Daisy for me freezing her in Power-Up Talk.File:BrawlFireFlowerArtwork.jpg
1-Up Mushroom 100 (50 w/ box) coins. Heals your wounds if pureed. Gives an extra life if it popped out of an invisible block/ you killed 8 enemies in a row.
Mini DK 20 coins. Ready to stop selling if I'm not bought from.
Mini Mario Toy 20 coins.
Mini Peach Toy 20 coins. It's a toy version of Peach. I had one before Ike broke mine and I blamed Mario and kidnapped him, followed by hauling him through Super Mini Mario World. (Mini Land.)
Mini Toad 20 coins. I have no idea how I found these, I was looking forward to the Limited Edition Ice Yellow version. Ice Blue Toad, too.
People & Pets
Yoshis 40 coins. Someone killed yours. File:YoshiLightBlue-CSS-MSS.png
Mario 80 coins. Now's a good time. 
Wario 80 coins. He TRESPASSED MG2012's MANSION WARNING!!!
Toads 600 (1200 without box) They will make good friends... right?
Houses & Transportation
A red Mushroom-esque house
found in a village. 300 coins.
2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, one basement,
an outdoor pool, and a decent kitchen.
File:Rank a.png A mansion in Boo Woods. 45,000 coins. Two kitchens, 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, four living rooms, three dining rooms, four hot tubs, four indoor and outdoor pools, an attic, and a basement.
File:Rank b.png A big house in Boo Woods. 40,000 coins. Has one less bedroom and bathroom than the above.
A castle strongly based on Peach's.
Features 24 bedrooms, 3 master bedrooms,
27 and a 1/2 bathrooms, a basement, an attic,
7 living rooms, 5 kitchens and dining halls, and 4 hot tubs.
60,000 coins.
A kart that is 1,259 coins to buy. Paint job depends on your appearance at the time, Paint is 80 coins to buy.
A kart that is 1,499 coins to buy. Paint's based on your appearance!
A house that's based on Mario's.
5,000 coins.
2 bed, 1 bath, a living room, kitchen, and dining hall.
My Yoshi Egg and Hatching Progress
-I POOPED IN MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
The Yoshi Egg I found in an unused Koopa Beach course... IT HATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomly Banned User
|-
|
| #mwchat | Miss T.(oad) (talk) was banned from chat for no reason. Let's all stop unnecessary bans together! |
How I Broke My DS' Top Screen
A while back (true story) I got mad at Yoshi and bit a segment of my top screen. Then I bit the rest. Now I'm able to play MKDS freely and clear Rainbow Road! |-
|
| The 'Shroomite | This user is in pending to be writing Fake News! |
It's... almost me.
File:Bluetoad2.png Just invert colors and add a braid, and change the spots to stars, and add a dress under the vest, and you'll have me in no time!
The Bit, Part 3: After Another Scare
CG: That was complete bullcrap.
Me: Yeah, it was. Where should we land, Yosh?
Yoshi: There?
Toadette: I'm a little scared now. Mini, please fire Daisy!
Me: Ummm..... Cam Guy? Are the cameras still on?
CG: Yeah... FATTY! AN ANGRY FATTY! DOWN THERE!!! *mask falls off to reveal green eyes* MY MASK!!!!
Me and Yoshi: Whoaaaaaa... you're one heck of a mystery, CG!
CG, hiding face: Turn off the cameras!
Part 4
CG: My mask burned in lava.
Me: Give it a rest, I'll see if that guy over there saw where it landed in lava at.
???: Ow, what happened? All I remember was an explosion...
CG: You mean D-D-D.... Dimentio?!
???: Hi, I'm Neptune!
Neptune: And you are?...
CG: I'm the Camera Guy.
Me: Lost Mini Star09
Toadette: I'm Toadette.
???: Wario.
Me: Get out, fatso.
???: A demented wierdo.
Neptune: Ahhh!
Daisy: I'm Princess Daisy of a far away land!
Yosh: I'm Yoshi, but you can call me Yosh if you want.
???: Toad. That's all of us, right?
The other fatty and his ugly bro: Mario and Luigi.
Me: This episode is all about invincibility! It's activated by a Star, which are rare.
Dimentio: Luigi? That you, ugly?
All but Dimentio: GIMME ONE!!! *rams the other weirdo* Hahahahahahahahaha!
Camera Guy. He's a classic!
Thus ends season one.
Bit, the new cast.
Neptune, the girl who lost her memory.
Vert, the other girl who lost her memory.
Lost Mini Star09, numskulls, who started the show.
Toadette, the Mushroom who I trusted to hire a Camera Guy.
Camera Guy (Cameron), the Shy Guy who mans the Cam Crew.
Ike, my pet Koopa. He replaces CG for a day so he can go mask shopping.
Harold, MG2012's pet hammer jammer, who only appears in Episode 5 of the show. He fills in for Yosh.
Yosh, a kind Yoshi who is a recurring character in the show. He cries when Toad and Daisy quit. He later has to tend to Princess Peach, who got the stomach bug from Mario.
Toad, a minor character, who quits when Vert falls from the sky. Daisy joins when he said "a girl fell".
Daisy, who quits with the same reason as Toad, because Vert fell from the sky. She also quit of fear that I would get her back.
Noire and Blanc, two girls who appear in Episodes 4, 5, and 6, when Vert calls and "takes a vacation" for a few days.
Season Two, Ep. One
Me: Wow, the festivities are... grand.
CG: You owe me a mask!
Toadette: No we don't!
CG: Hey, you guys haven't seen Toad, Yosh, and Daisy, have you?
???: Hi!
Me: GYAHHH! Oh, It's just the mailtoad. Hi, MT!
MT: Hey, Cam Guy, I saw Yoshi at the castle, waiting for Mario.
MT: Toad and Daisy aren't here yet.
Neptune: Hi, guys!
Me: Hi, Neptune. This is my mailtoad.
MT: Well met, Nep!
???: AHHHH! HEEELLLLPP! *falls silent by a tree*
Toad: I'm quitting. This one's for the show!
???: Who are you?
Toad: I'm Toad. You're in the Mushroom Kingdom.
???: I'm Vert.
Vert: Well met, Toad.
Me: There's Toad and Daisy! ...And some other girl? What the heck?
CG: Wow, sh-
Vert: Oh, you must be the ones Toad mentioned. I'm Vert. You are.....?
Me: Lost Mini Star09.
CG: The Camera Guy.
Yosh: Yoshi, please call me Yosh at your will.
Toadette: Toadette (Toad's sister).
???: Wario.
Me: GET LOST, FATTY!
???: A demented weirdo.
Dimentio: I am....th-
Me: That's Dimentio, a demented, awful, betraying freak.
M&L: Mario and Luigi!
Neptune: I'm Neptune!
???: Princess Peach. Welcome to my kingdom!
Vert: Okay... that's the mailtoad... Mario..... Luigi..... Waluigi..... Wario. I'll remember this!
Me: Um, Toad? What's with that face?
Toad and Daisy: I QUIT!!!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CG: Nep, wanna replace Toad?
Nep: No.
Me: How about you, Vert?
Vert: Sure! I'd love to-
Me: TO THE STUDIO!!!
Me: Today's the RE-DO of the Fire Flower, the one I was gonna was use to free Daisy. Vert's the new girl!
Vert: I'm glad to be here!
Toadette: Bad news. She got kidnapped again.
Yosh: The Fire Flower is a power that lets you shoot fireballs. Mini, wanna use it
Me: YES!!! Vert, get the targets.
Vert, panting: Here... you... go.
Me: Burn, targets!
-Outside-
Me: The comet! It's here!!!!
My House(s) and Pets.
File:ToadHouseSM3DL.jpg My NEW NEW House I had to evacuate to. The older ones are at Castle Wreck.
Pets
-File:Bunny.png, Ike.
This is Ruby, my Luma.--- This is Lily, my Star Bunny.
My Group Tower
| Purity Essence's Userbox Tower | |
| - | |} |
