User:Mister Apple

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Welcome to the page that has RPG!
Hello! My name is RPG Gamer and I welcome you to my userpage!!
HANG ON A MINUTE!!! ARE YOU A SHROOB???!!! SHROOBS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THIS USERPAGE!! If you're not a shroob then I welcome you to my userpage!
I have RPG- RPG Gamer, super Mario wiki.

Best friends

Lakilarry

Lakilarry, brother of Lakilester, is my best friend and basically a joy to have around. Although he throws spinies a lot, he cares for all of them and makes sure they survive.
Here is a picture of his bro. File:Lakilester.png

Sleep cheep

My pet cheep cheep spends a lot of her time sleeping. Other than that she is always holding blocks that guarantee a status effect immediately.

Robo-Fawful and Dimentron

These two robots are extremely helpful, despite looking like famous(ish) villains.

Blirnk

My blooper buddy, Blirnk always sings.

Bombona

A feisty Bob-omb Bombona always... explodes!

Paper RPG Gamer

Prologue

Parakarry:Mail call!
Mailtoad:Different mail call!
Mailtoad:Another mail call!
I open Parakarry's letter.
Parakarry:It's from Morton's ghost house!
Letter: Dear RPG Gamer.
I will be able to come to the opening day of your shop today! I can't wait!
Morton boo 99
Parakarry: Sounds great! I might be coming to that too!
I open Mailtoad's letter.
Mailtoad: It's from Goomba village!
Letter: Dear RPG Gamer
I'll be staying at toad town for a while, so I'll be at your shop opening, no problem!
Goomba
Mailtoad: Wow! The people you know! This one is from Luigi!
Dear RPG gamer,
I will be able to cut the ribbon at your opening day!
Luigi

RPG Gamer goes off to his shop.
At the shop.
Luigi:Italian
RPG Gamer:Yes, you have had many adventures.
Luigi:Italian
RPG Gamer:SO NOW...OPEN THE-
G-ZAP
All:!!!
Lakilarry:Sh-Sh-SHROOOBS!!!
Crowd:AARGH. Luigi, RPG Gamer. D-DO SOMETHING NOW!!!
Luigi:Yah!
Cubeguy: Stop this right this instant, shroobs!
(Throws a cube-omb)
Goomba: CUUBEGUY!!
Cubeguy: No time to talk!
Wario: (Waluigi! Quick! We can take the stuff while no ones looking!
Bowser: Graaaaaah!
(Bowser is kidnapped by a shroob UFO.)
RPG Gamer: !
(Battle starts with a shroob.) RPG Gamer: I suppose I'll have to jump on the shroobs to attack. A button will appear onscreen, either A, B, X or Y, and I need to press the button when it appears to deal extra damage. (I pull off a successful attack.) OK, when a shroob, or other enemy, attacks pressing A at the right time enables me to jump. Bear this in mind, it's very useful! (Battle continues and RPG Gamer wins.)
RPG Gamer: Goomba! Wh-where is everyone.
Save album: Everyone seems to have disappeared! Find them and stop the shroobs! The picture is of me and Goomba looking shocked in a ruined shop.
(In toad town.) Goomba: Oh, RPG Gamer, do you know how to do my moves?
OK, press X on the field and I will tattle on anything or anyone I'm next to. Pressing Y means I will use my bonking ability, try it out! Shrooblet attacks.
Goomba: OK, attack. (I attack). My turn! My bonking attack works like your jump but the other way round. The jump can attack flying enemies but not spiked enemies. Bonking just works the other way. Spikes, fine, flying... MISS! Defence works the same way, almost. Press X to do a bonking defence!
To be continued...

A time hole has opened!

A time hole has opened! To jump into it click here.
SCRAM!
File:Time hole.PNG Go to this guy! Staying? Fine by me!

MY FIRST PAGE!!

I have just created my first page, Completion ticket, but it's not very good. It would be good if someone improved it...