User:3Dejong/ShroomWarning

'Ello old bean;

Our Template:Fakelink (yes, we do have one) has disovered that you have no Fake News section as of yet. Since you signed up for the job, we'd like if you would please Template:Fakelink your section of Template:Fakelink on the Template:Fakelink forums no later than March ^8th. If you don't, the whole shebang tends to fall apart and we don't want that, wot? If you have no access onto the forum (too bad, eh?) please tell the Director and you and he can work something out. But if you don't, the director might not be his usual Template:Fakelink self, eh? Please try to meet the deadline, good sir/madame.

Attempting to feign ethusiasim,

The One Who Goes "AAAAAAAH" in the Night.