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'Ello old bean;
Our complex spy network (yes, we do have one) has disovered that you have no Fake News section as of yet. Since you signed up for the job, we'd like if you would please PM your section of The Fake News on the wiki forums no later than March 8th. If you don't, the whole shebang tends to fall apart and we don't want that, wot? If you have no access onto the forum (too bad, eh?) please tell the Director and you and he can work something out. But if you don't, the director might not be his usual happy-go-lucky self, eh? Please try to meet the deadline, good sir/madame.
Attempting to feign ethusiasim,
The One Who Goes "AAAAAAAH" in the Night.