User talk:Xiahou Ba, The Nasty Warrior/Archive 6

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ABSOLUTELY NO EDITING HERE OR ELSE I (OR SOMEONE ELSE) WILL UNLEASH THE POWER OF WARIO'S BIG, SMELLY NOSE ON YOU !!!!!!!11111!!!!!

Hey, you, YEAH, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, Xiahou Ba, The Nasty Warrior/Archive 6! Wario's Turf is such a horrible, terrible, awful place, huh? Huh? HUH? We live to eat our most terrible articles and worstest Wario facts available about our overly favorite puppet of partially hydrogenated olive oil. This is rarely done by having a terrible chaos of smelly farting, indulging on 100% poop ice cream, and supporting our great, terrible, awesome leader, Wario. Which makes us crash right into Baby Luigi's Terribly Ugly Butt and Mario's malfuncting spleen. It has recently come to our attention that the vast majority of your farting seem to be about Wario (Wario, Wario World, Wario, etc.). While we understand how important it is to become known in Wario's disgusting factory, Wario as a whole would benefit a lot more from farting a lot more. Also, the more you fart, the worse Mario's Spleen will become. If you are unsure as to how you can help in the mainspace or deteriorate Mario's malfunctioning spleen further, you could: Join/start a PipeProject about Wario. Deteriorate Mario's spleen by trying to expand an article on Wario's list about Wario. Click Random (in the navigation box to the left). Maybe you'll happen upon a problem no one else found about Wario! Or even better, Uglyfy Baby Luigi by featuring his monstrous backside's turf! Please do take this personally as a discouragement from enjoying Baby Luigi's butt. The wiki is, first and foremost, for useless mainspace edits related to Wario. But this is false, unfortunately for Mario. However, we do have other Wario geared channels, such as: The Super Wario Wiki Forums. The Super Wario Wiki Chat. The user driven community Wariopedia. Together, we can never make Super Wario's Turf a fun, disgusting, smelly, obnoxious, and stupid place for all. Thanks and no thanks! Baby Luigi's butt and Mario's malfunctioning spleen This notice is not officialy red and is considered to be a "temporarily vile fart" focusing on the lame old edit history of a bajillion years ago for your account and Mario's poor bloody spleen. This notice is yes to be removed under any stupid circumstances; an futile and binary attempt to remove this hexadecimal notice will never lead to a {{warning}} being issued to Wario and Baby Luigi's murky butt (which can be always considered two to be a "permanently genuine false truth" against Wario's account and Mario's spleen entirely). If you remove this, you shall be forced to watch Waluigi attempt the pink My Little Pony Dance WITH rainbows and lipstick and barbie dolls smattered all over the sickeningly sweet place.

-Dang it. Never thought I'll earn this template. -Beeb

Step by Step Process

First, do the obvious, open GIMP.

Create new file. Make the background transparent by clicking on the option.

Paste your image.

Use the magic wand to select the background.

Erase as you please.

Save as PNG.

Wario.

That's what I did.

It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

I know that you LOVE Wario. That's why. I did you a favor. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario did that, not me! He hijacked my computer, darn it, you smelly fat man!!!!!!!!! It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:15, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.

OMG so cute!!! It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:18, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

What do you mean by "recoloring stuff"? It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 23:46, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad facts-- NOT TRUE! (well most of them aren't. some are.)

Those things you said about toads...

Are not all true!

I will tell you my opinion on your "facts"!

1. Toad is not only a baby. Not all, anyways. Only 98% of the population. I am not a baby.
2. Only the ancient generation of toads chose plastic surgery. Over the years, it changed to where it gets forced upon you in your first living moments! Actually, forced upon you when you are 13 hours old. What, you think I would choose plastic surgery? I wouldn't.
3. No. Toadsworth is in the other 2% of the population. So am I. And so are my brothers.
4. Sadly, this is true. Again, now this is a law, it must happen from birth. Hour 13. Unlucky.
5. Yes! This is true! When will Nintendo realize that the toad that is in the Mario Kart games is a BABY??? They should allow an older toad, like me, to drive!
6. Actually, this is not true. It just isn't!
7. Because the above one is false this is as well.
8. It actually didn't. The toad in Mario Kart 64 was not a baby. All non-baby-toads have this voice. All baby toads don’t.
9. True, but not for all toads. All baby toads, yes, and the non-baby-toads are only smiling—they’re doing their best not to burst out laughing all the time. Why would they laugh? What would they laugh at? I’ll tell you: Wario’s stupidity. Of course, that’s not all the time. When Wario’s nearby, all toads (even baby ones) stop smiling. Wario stinks so bad not even toads can keep smiling near him! You meanie Wario!

See Wario? That's why Toad's not smiling.

Yeah, 24/7. When Wario's around, time swings around to hour 25. It only does that around Wario.Blue Toad (Talk) 00:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad is still a baby. He wears a diaper and he screams like a psycho. Toad is still one of my favorite characters though. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 00:28, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Besides, LGM, why does your signature have a white background?

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

What are you talking about? It looks fine to me. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 00:36, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

It looks WHITE to me, punk. You're a liar.

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

Hey

Hey, BLOF, I know this is completely and utterly random but you wanna be friends? If so, take this userbox. _{If not, I'll be a loner forEVER... JK!!!}

This user is friends with Sgt.Boo.

— The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sgt.Boo (talk).

A hello from a double agent on both Mario and Bowser's side!!!

NOOOOO!!!!! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYY!!!! YOU ACCEPTED THE DEVIL'S FRIEND REQUEST!!!dies a tragic death

Actually, I don't do DON'T care. Sgt.Boo and I are friends. I just messed with him cause he was never giving friend requests. As you can see, I don't do DON'T_{(Shut up Wario!)} have Daisy on my sig. That's a go for making fun of her!I <3 BVB!!

Doesn't everyone call their sibling the devil?I <3 BVB!!

Actually, BLOF, you're the one who's stupid. I'M the one who made you smarter, but your primitive little brain couldn't process it. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:21, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

No, you're wrong, sucker. Everyone knows that I'm smarter than you. IN JO FACE, PUNK! Baby Luigi>>>>>>>>>>>Mario

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

RANDOM QUESTION!!!

BTW- Did you notice a lot of girl users on this wiki say their real name on this? Sgt.Boo didn't, but I did. And you and LGM did.I <3 BVB!!

You didn't take that long. Besides I was vandalizing Sgt.Boo's page. Wanna see? I <3 BVB!!

That nipper plant is disturbing, lol.

Compare!!!

It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 21:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Actually, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!! THANX!!!!!I <3 BVB!!

Hey, you're on!! Wanna see Sgt.Boo's page now? Check the bottom! Here you go! I <3 BVB!!

Great, Now he vandalized my page and put a huge pic of Waluigi on it.I <3 BVB!!

Message!

Venture

This user is in Venture of the Wiki!

<br=clear all>

- Enjoy (BTW - check userpedia if you haven't read it, but you're in it.) Baby Mario Bloops

[1] - This should explain a lot. I will tell you that it is a good story. Baby Mario Bloops

BTW, read the comments about it before you say anything about it. Baby

Mario Bloops

Hey, Whoa

Never thought Wario was so creepy back in the day. Those videos just might give me nightmares. He seems so plucky and funny that I could never imagine he was once like that. Beecanoe (talk)

Gold Bar.

Another image request. Pretty soon, I'm going to have to give you my soul for all the IOU's I have. lol jk. Anyways, Gold Bar's image needs to be seperated, because in Point Swap, there is a point where Gold Bar x3 + point swap = Gold Bar. So can you please do that and let me know when you are done? Thanks! Baby Mario Bloops

Thanks! I will see you later (probably asking for more assistance). Baby

Mario Bloops

I guess. You are coming in next, so good thing that I remembered that. Hope you like your character, as I only guessed how I wanted you to look. If you don't like it, just tell me what you want it to be on my talk page, and I will change it. Baby

Mario Bloops

What is your personality then (just checking)? Baby

Mario Bloops

I sort of got a bit of it in my story so far, but now I will make sure that appears when you reappear in my story! I was very close in the part coming soon. Baby

Mario Bloops

You welcome, BabyLuigi ForHire OnFire. Baby

Mario Bloops

The Most Awesomest Castle of Awesome Evil

File:BowserCastleSprite.JPG

Behold, the mighty Castle of Bowser. So powerful! So terrifying! So big, it will flatten 1,000,000,000 Warios! Wario is but a tiny microscopic speck compared to the castle. Its awesome power level is OVER 900000000000! The temperature is so hot from all the lava, Wario will melt like 100000 tonnes of raw butter orbiting the sun even if he's 10000000 miles away!!! BEHOLD THE JPEGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here endeth the spam of Bowser Castle. 16:44, 10 August 2010 (UTC) This Is War

AAARRRGGHH!!...Too...Much...Wario...Smell. Wario smells bad, so bad that here in Dark Land, we've all relocated to The Void. I don't go near bacon in case Wario pops out and eats absorbs me. 0_o FACT: Bowser Castle has the pressure of a supermassive black hole. It's true. This Is War 13:42, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario shall pay for messing with the laws of astrophysics! No way, I'm not gonna touch it even with a 10-mile bargepole. A WARIO Castle?! Wah. Never mind, it shall be destroyed, for Wario is not allowed any turf, for he is disowned by everything. Yes, even fat disowns Wario. >:] This Is War 13:06, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Gross. So gross... And wrong. At least Wario hasn't absorbed the Wiki, or this:

File:BowserKartWii.jpg

This user is friends with Frostyfireyoshi.

Got to train up my awesome Pokemon team now. And fully evolve them. Currently: FERALIGATR, SPEAROW, ONIX, EKANS. This Is War 10:53, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Yeah, I only got SoulSilver a few days ago, but I'm addicted. I plan to have 3 teams: a team of Legendaries (hopefully lead by the awesome badass RAYQUAZA), my current team of mixed 'Mon, and a team of non-Lvl100 'Mon for when I want to catch some new ones. Current team UPDATE: FERALIGATR, FEAROW, ONIX, ARBOK, EEVEE (I want UMBREON). My team's roughly all around Lvl30, and I'm in Ecruteak City. I also plan to get that cool RED GYARADOS from the Lake of Rage. I really need to get my DS Lite's Wi-Fi connection working...and possibly use the Pokewalker. This Is War 06:06, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

But what about HeartGold-only 'mon? Like KYOGRE? Or GROWLITHE? The third team will be HM Slaves as well. ;) I got UMBREON now! Thanks for the advice! I'm up to Olivine's sick AMPHAROS, but I'm hanging around Goldenrod to get my team to Lvl35. I had no problem beating Morty as my Lvl29 ARBOK absolutely PWNED those weak little ghosties! UMBREON's only Lvl8, so he's in the day-care center, and FEAROW & ONIX actually need working on (only on Lvl21). BTW, I've got ENTEI on veerrrryy low health, but whatever I do (Hypnosis, Ultra Ball), he still breaks free and escapes! Even when it says he's fast asleep! How do I capture him???? This Is War 21:10 UTC 15/08/10

Wait. Sucker Punch? Oh, I got hit by that. Only 4HP lost. LOLZ, ARBOK is NOT nice to Ghost-types. HeHeHe...

And go to Wikipedia and search Sikhism.

Friends

Can we be friends? NOBODY ON THIS WIKI HAS USED MY FRIEND USERBOX!!!! The code is on my discussion page. WariowareIsCool LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Urgent!

I have something to say, BabyLuigiOnFire is... can you visit my talk page? There's a reply to your message. Posted by WariowareIsCool (Give me a Mario Party game and i'll give £10 back!)

Happy Wiki day!

Here is your cake! GalladeBlades

Just do it!

Just go and add my friend userbox to your userpage. It's nearly nighttime here in the UK, and so I will keep checking every minute or so. The signature thing doesn't make sense! I'm so konfused! (see, I told you that I was konfused in one of my userboxes!)

WariowareIsCool (crazy weirdos stay away!)

PS: Do put a reply saying it's up, OK?

It's up. I told you it would be confusing. Every newbie on this wiki thinks HTML is confusing. Even I thought it was confusing. Now, I know a reasonable amount because I learned from others and myself.

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

Since when did Wiki Day become a holiday?

Whoo, Happy Mario Wiki Day! Here's a big, scary-looking cake, just for you. If you don't want to eat it, you're welcome to smash it in Wario's face.

Fawfulfury65

Ewwwww, do you smell that? Next time you see Wario, tell him to put on some deodorant!

Ewwwwww that cake was touching Wario. It must be infested with Wario germs by now! Good thing Wario wasn't on that wall of graffiti. If he were, all the other characters would have been there dead. Fawfulfury65

Re: Request

Sure, no problem.--Knife (talk) 06:18, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

DA SPRITE AND MY NOVEL!!!I LIKE SCREAMIMG!!!

To the sprite:Yes you may edit it. I'll just edit it's ammount of pxls in my sig. My sig needs some adjusting anyway. Oh yea! Guess what?I made a Userpedia account and am currently writing a story called "The Secret CSS". You're in it, LGM is, BPK is, FF65 is, Tucayo is, FunkyK38 is, Gamefreak is, Steve is, and I am. That's ALOT! Oh yea, and it's time for random wario facts!

1.To weigh Wario, you must use a scale bigger than the world so it does not break. He has cracked it though.

2.Wario weighs as much as the worlds been alive and his age combined.

3.WarioWare was soppose to have a stupid name "Mario Mare" but when Wario sat down at the meeting, he started an earthquake that swithed the M around.

4.The reason that Pluto is no longer a planet is becase he ate it. And he was still hungry.

5.Waluigi is just Wario's extra fat he doesn't feel like having.

That's all! Bye!

FireBabyLuigi11I wasn't thinking "God". That was one of his creatures and he threw it at me! 17:09, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

3.WarioWare was soppose to have a stupid name "Mario Mare" but when Wario sat down at the meeting, he started an earthquake that swithed the M around.

It's Mario Mart and Wario's earthquake corrupted the T.

2.Wario weighs as much as the worlds been alive and his age combined.

Wario weighs way more than that.

Nice Wario facts, though. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 18:40, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario weighs way more than that'.

Yeah, to think that Wario rips the time and space fabric while black holes don't and Wario sucks in black holes, you should think that of course he weighs and has more mass than anything else combined.

Xiahou Ba^{(the Nasty Warrior)}

WARIO

Wario is a greedy person, to a pig-like extent. He is so greedy, he will do anything to get money, be it stealing or going on an adventure. He is also a miser, as he never lets anyone touch his treasure. He can also be seen stuffing his face often like a pig, indicating that his greed is extended to food. Alas, his greedy nature overtakes him and he goes out of control occasionally, even going as far as to double-cross his friends. Like Mario, he has many Italian traits. While he is of Italian heritage, whether he was actually born in the country Italy or not is still a mystery due to the lack of information on his birthplace. Nintendo Power once stated that Wario is Mario's cousin.

Wario's not as dumb as he appears to be since he makes WarioWare games and can fly a plane. In fact, he may actually be very skilled at electronics, as he made a dimensional teleporter in a few seconds. He also constructed the Mario Kart 64 race track Wario Stadium. The reason why many assume he is a bonehead is that he is hot-headed, clumsy, and sometimes forgets his common sense.

Wario is very aggressive, especially in the Mario Kart series, as he pushes racers off the road if in his way. In the Mario Party series, he apparently puts his greedy nature aside to play fair, if that's even in his vocabulary. In general sports, Wario is a braggart and a sore loser, even going as far as to claim that somebody is cheating when he loses.

According to the official website for Wario Land 4, Wario exercises during his free time, and according to the Choose Your Own Adventure book Warioland 4, Wario hates sand.

Wario is considered scary to most of the Toads and even King Boo (though not as scary as Bowser), as revealed in Super Mario 64 DS.