User:Blitzwing
From the Super Mario Wiki
"User:Gofer" redirect here, for video foogtage of the trash-talking Bacterion emperor in the Gradius videogame series, go there.
"User:Glowsquid" redirect here, for video-footage of the final boss of the game Battle Garegga, go there.
This userpage is about the Shroom Director, for information about the Decepticon tripechanger in the Transformers universe, go there.
“When you're feeling low and woozy
Slap a fresh clip in your Uzi
Assume the proper firing stance
And make the suckers jump and dance!
A mercenary's job is a heartless one
I'm a soldier for hire, like a pawn-shop gun
My ruthless tactics keep you on your toes
'Cause I fight 'em all, whether friends or foes!”
—Major Bludd
Welcome to mah userpage! You can challenge your sanity and read throught the nest of bad grammar and tasteless humor that is my userpage. For those that are nostalgic of the time when my userpage was a jigsaw of character artworks, had an huge lead-in no one can understand or full of INTERRESING useless crap, well there ya go, you have the links.
Half life: Full Life Consequences
An hilarious video adaptation of a cretinous Half-Life fanfiction. Fear it's awesomess.
Dumb Userpedia Stuff
We have a wiki about MarioWiki fanon.
It's full of dumb things.
There was once a law that if you owned 9999999 Wiki Coins or more, you would get blocked for three years. Once, Dry Bones Junior owned 9999999 Wiki Coins and Master Crash gave him a warning. On December 2, 2008 sysops at Sysop Tower discussed that this rule was lame and then destroyed it. -Wiki Coin
As a child he was experimented on by bowser to make his own version of mastercheif.
-Chibizombie
The Lady had suffered from heart fauilure and peacefully died.
It wouldn't be hilarious (Just very corny) if it wasn't for the fact that "The Lady" is a ghost.
After he became 14 he desided to become a member of the Super Mario Wiki. He knew many would think he was the nintendo version of frankenstein so he studied with a mage known as cloud of the waffle section of kingdom hearts. He learned how to transform into anything he wanted in the process... he died so he is now a ghost/zombie in the shape of something. his favorite things to become is a waffle,a typhlosion, and a sonic style hedgehog. -Chibizombie, again.
Ronké slashed Lady Boo-Ànn on the chest, leaving a symbol of their broken friendship. -"Madame Ronké
"THAT'S a bad backstory. " - ChaosNinji
During this attack, RAP was being goofy even though LL was breaking the rules and he shot an arrow between the person she was saying all the perverted things to(RR does not know who it was but edit here if you know who it was). - [1]
Myself: "OK, Translation?"
Pokemon DP: "I'm still trying to figure that one out myself, Blitz."
The Obligatory quote section
-"I see incompetence breeds even more incompetence." -Megatron
-"Such heroic nonsense." -Megatron
-"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus
-Freedom is the right of all sentient being.
-Optimus Prime
Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, OOOOO, suddenly you've gone too far!" -Professor Farnsworth
-TO ME DREAMWAVE WAS MORE THAN JUST A WORD. IT'S MEANING TO ME FULLFILLS ALL OF WHAT I BELIEVE IN. SUCCESS, LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, HOPES ANS WISHES. WHEN ALL IS BAD HUMANS EXCLUDE THEMSELVES FROM REALITY ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES IN THE REALM OF DREAMS. BECAUSE HERE IN OUR DREAMS WE FIND THE FREEDOM FROM THE SHACKLES THAT THIS SOCIETY HAS LOCKED US IN REALITY. - The superstar artist
-Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes - -Seanbaby
In a masterstroke of UPN programming brilliance, Dilbert follows Shasta McNasty, a show geared toward viewers who are... how can I say this... very likely to die in bowling ball cleaning machine accidents. Fortunately, Shasta is a filthy and sophomoric show, so it will corner the market on perverts and unsupervised minors. It's a perfect lead-in audience for an animated Dilbert TV show. If you don't understand that, you will never be a television executive.
-Scott Adams about the Timeslot used for the Dilbert animated series.
"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." -A Japanese traffic sign
-Go on the other side. If you make a wrong move, I'll eat you.
-YOU OLD DICTATOR. -Poorly Drawn Simba knockoff and a Punk Duck.
-Peoples alway get hurt.
-That's great. -Voice-changing duck and Ambulance Duck
