User:Pikax

The Ultimate Showdown - Mario Kart Style

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fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Mario.

fan-2 This user loves the console Nintendo DS.

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Halo This user hates the Halo series.

File:Mario Head Small.PNG This user plays the Super Mario series.

MK This user plays the Mario Kart series.

MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Airship Fortress (Mario Kart DS).

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Ol' Luigi was driving around

Mario Circuit like a big playground

When Suddenly Bowser shot with a yell

And hit Luigi with a big blue shell.

Luigi got p*ssed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be knocked off the track

And then pulled back on by a lakitu,

Then Donkey Kong came out of the blue

And he started beating up the koopa king

With fake pickups among other things

But as soon as he made it up into first place,

Peach and Toad threw bananas in his face

And got a lot of green shells while going out flat:

Blew DK away with a rat-a-tat tat.

Peach had a lead, so it said on the map

As she crossed the line to start the next lap.

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

A blooper covered Donkey Kong in grime

And he hit a banana at a very bad time,

Then Mario came whizzing round the track

With a king shroom boost pushing him from the back

And Yoshi was skidding and trying to get steady

But Bowser had finished lap 2 already

When suddenly something caught his wheel and he slipped.

Toad shot by but his kart then flipped

Then he saw a red shell coming up from behind

And he searched for a star, which he just couldn't find,

But he swerved to the right and the red shell missed

And it hit Luigi who got real p*ssed.

On the very next lap, he pulled away

But Bowser shoved him out of the way.

They fought for first in this race from Hell

'Til they both got hit by another blue shell.

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).

This is the ultimate showdown.

Koopas sang out harmoniously.

Down from above came princess Daisy,

Who delivered a shell, which went like a dart

Into the back of Luigi's kart,

Which flipped up in the air without any grace

As Donkey Kong came back up to first place.

But Daisy didn't want the big ape to win,

So she threw a banana and it made him spin.

Then Shyguy the Red and Shyguy the White

And a big dry bones who could give a fright

And a flying koopa troopa and a hammer brother,

Wario and a goomba and another,

Hooktail, Petey, Mr. L and Boshi,

Count Bleck, Captain Syrup, Birdo and Waluigi,

Bowser Junior, a couple of chain chomps,

Wart, a shroob, Toadsworth and five thwomps

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And kicked Daisy in her royal ass.

It was the craziest race that the world ever saw

With the audience looking on in total awe.

The race raged on for an hour or three

And was won in the end by Waluigi,

But as soon as he lifted the winner's cup,

Birdo sprayed him with a load of ketchup!

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).

This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown),

This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown),

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

There will soon be a video to go with that!

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