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__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class=" | __NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <noinclude><div class="shroom"></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[File:fakenews.jpg|center]]</noinclude><includeonly><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2></includeonly></div> | ||
[[File:FakeEditorial 003.png|right]] | [[File:FakeEditorial 003.png|right]] | ||
<font size=5>'''How do I become a member of the Fake News team?'''</font size> | <font size=5>'''How do I become a member of the Fake News team?'''</font size> | ||
Write an application to [ | Write an application to [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=979 this forum account]. Use a descriptive subject so I know what your intention is. | ||
This is the application form you need to use: | This is the application form you need to use: | ||
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Yes, you can. You can write sections as a freelance writer and send them in. If the staff likes them, and they fit in thematically with our newspaper, they will be published in the next issue. | Yes, you can. You can write sections as a freelance writer and send them in. If the staff likes them, and they fit in thematically with our newspaper, they will be published in the next issue. | ||
This feature is called the '''News Flush'''. You can send these sections to either [ | This feature is called the '''News Flush'''. You can send these sections to either [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=979 this forum account], or send an email to [mwshroom@gmail.com]. Please make sure to use a descriptive subject line. | ||
If you send in a section per email, please don't forget to include a name so we can credit you properly (you can use a pseudonym or choose to remain anonymous altogether). Also, don't attach any files directly to your email. | If you send in a section per email, please don't forget to include a name so we can credit you properly (you can use a pseudonym or choose to remain anonymous altogether). Also, don't attach any files directly to your email. | ||
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Written by <s>Waluigi</s> {{user|Gamefreak75}} | Written by <s>Waluigi</s> {{user|Gamefreak75}} | ||
[[File:FakeReport92011.png|thumb| | [[File:FakeReport92011.png|thumb|200px|Waluigi awaits doing business with you!]] | ||
Yesterday, Waluigi decided to start his own business, so he built a taco stand right | Yesterday, Waluigi decided to start his own business, so he built a taco stand right inside his neighhborhood. Run solely by Waluigi himself, the little stall sold more than 1000 tacos on his first day. Here were some of the customers' reactions to the food served: | ||
“WAHAHA! These tacos are DEΓICIOUS!” | “WAHAHA! These tacos are DEΓICIOUS!” | ||
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“WAHA...Ahem, I mean, these delicacies are absolutely tasty!” | “WAHA...Ahem, I mean, these delicacies are absolutely tasty!” | ||
If you happen to be anywhere in | If you happen to be anywhere in Waluigi's neighborhood, I suggest you stop at ''Waluigi's Taco Stand'', because nobody scams better than me, Walu...I mean, just stop and grab a bite. | ||
==[[File:Font SportReport.png]]== | ==[[File:Font SportReport.png]]== | ||
Written by: [[File:FakeIco Ralph.png]] {{User|Ralphfan}} | Written by: [[File:FakeIco Ralph.png]] {{User|Ralphfan}} | ||
The {{ | The {{fake link|Mushroom Shinkicking Championships}} took place this month in {{fake link|Mushroomshire}}, with Bowser emerging as the champion. His claws enabled him to shred through the shins of his competitors, thus forcing them to fall on the ground. | ||
You may be wondering what exactly is so funny about shinkicking. Well, it's an actual sport. In shinkicking, contestants basically stuff straw into the bottom of their pant legs (some competitors wear tube socks to make this easier) and the two players try to kick each other in the shins until one of them falls over. | You may be wondering what exactly is so funny about shinkicking. Well, it's an actual sport. In shinkicking, contestants basically stuff straw into the bottom of their pant legs (some competitors wear tube socks to make this easier) and the two players try to kick each other in the shins until one of them falls over. | ||
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Written by: [[File:FakeIco GF75.png]] {{User|Gamefreak75}} | Written by: [[File:FakeIco GF75.png]] {{User|Gamefreak75}} | ||
[[File:FakeAds920111.png|thumb| | [[File:FakeAds920111.png|thumb|150px|The only food we serve are tacos!]] | ||
Today I have my friend Waluigi on stage. Why, you ask? We are promoting his first of "soon to be many" gourmet restaurants chains. | '''Today I have my friend Waluigi on stage. Why, you ask? We are promoting his first of "soon to be many" gourmet restaurants chains.''' | ||
<color | '''<span style="color:#4B0082">WAHAHAHA!</span>''' | ||
So to start things off, Waluigi's Taco Stand is located on the outskirts of | '''So to start things off, Waluigi's Taco Stand is located on the outskirts of his neighborhood.''' | ||
<color | '''<span style="color:#4B0082">Buy tacos!</span>''' | ||
[[File:FakeAds920112.png|thumb| | [[File:FakeAds920112.png|thumb|150px|I'm fantastic with customers!]] | ||
Waluigi is also great with customers, or so he says! | '''Waluigi is also great with customers, or so he says!''' | ||
<color | '''<span style="color:#4B0082">I'm also better looking than that [[Luigi]] guy!"</span>''' | ||
[[File:FakeAds920113.png|thumb| | [[File:FakeAds920113.png|thumb|150px|Our vegetables are hand-picked with no preservatives!]] | ||
The best part is that their vegetables: the lettuce and tomatoes, are hand-picked straight from the farm, or so Waluigi says. This means they have no preservatives and are as fresh as they get. | '''The best part is that their vegetables: the lettuce and tomatoes, are hand-picked straight from the farm, or so Waluigi says. This means they have no preservatives and are as fresh as they get.''' | ||
<color | '''<span style="color:#4B0082">Of course, you can get different vegetables on it! I prefer the eggplant-onion taco myself, but people always give me weird stares when I eat it! They're don't know that the great Waluigi will one day be the best taco seller! WAHAHAHAHA!"</span>''' | ||
Uhh, I guess that's it. Next time you're in Petalburg, why not stop by Waluigi's Taco Stand for some | '''Uhh, I guess that's it. Next time you're in Petalburg, why not stop by Waluigi's Taco Stand for some delicious...tacos...''' | ||
==[[File:Font CookingGuide.png]]== | ==[[File:Font CookingGuide.png]]== | ||