List of treasures in Wario: Master of Disguise

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Template:MoreImages This article is a list of Wario's Treasures that appeared in the game, Wario: Master of Disguise. There are 130 treasures in all.

First Category

# Treasure Description Cost
1 Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw File:WMOD MajesticHeart-ShapedStraw.gif A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink from it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men! £110
2 Grizzled Prospector Candy File:WMOD GrizzledProspectorCandy.gif These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly. £24500
3 Pompadour of Legend File:WMOD PompadourOfLegend.gif A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets. £479
4 Failed Teenage Romance Diary File:WMOD Failedteenageromancediary.gif A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today! £8364
5 Dress of Cleaning Might File:WMOD Dressofcleaningmight.gif This adorable maid outfit will add +2 to your cooking and cleaning skills, making all of your household chores a breeze. Note the adorable lacy frills! £5200
6 Spectacles of the Fool File:WMOD SpectaclesOfTheFool.gif Diamond-encrusted specs that are rumored to doom the wearer to a lifetime of suffering, misery, and woe. The diamonds are also kind of pokey and uncomfortable. £18000
7 Queenly Ear Hair File:WMOD QueenlyEarHair.gif The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind. £5456
8 Malodorous Keepsake File:WMOD MaldadorousKeepsake.gif A solid-gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is. £15917
9 Discarded Doctor Scrubs File:WMOD Discardeddoctorscrubs.gif The garb of a true hero. Perhaps these scrubs were once used by a world-class heart surgeon! ...Or maybe it was just a cut-rate proctologist. £280
10 Spoiled Child's Pacifier File:WMOD SpoiledChild'sPacifier.gif This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool. £6501
11 Sandals of Infamy File:WMOD SandalsOfInfamy.gif These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types. £79
12 Lovely Pink Nightie File:WMOD LovelyPinkNightie.gif A mythical glowing nightie with the power to make any disinterested lover swoon with mad, unrequited passion! Size XXXL only. £14087
13 Friendly Clown Autograph File:WMOD FriendlyClownAutograph.gif clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics. ...Go look it up. £379
14 Infield Diamond Dirt File:WMOD InfieldDiamondDirt.gif Infield dirt form a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant. £7419
15 Celebrity of the Hour Poster File:WMOD Celebrityofthehourposter.gif This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame. £210
16 Prince Redleg Pantaloon File:WMOD PrinceRedlegPantaloon.gif A mysterious phantom, wearing brilliant white tights and billowy red pantaloons, who appears in the dreams of young maidens. Huzzah, romance! £21930
17 Forever X-ray Glasses File:WMOD ForeverX-RayGlasses.gif This amazing treasure lets you look through absolutely everything...which means that you end up seeing NOTHING AT ALL! Think about it. £5839
18 Hairy Macho Bathrobe File:WMOD HairyMachoBathrobe.gif This robe looks smashing when paired with a fine dining-room set and chandelier. Sadly, the robe's machismo causes excess body hair. £2349
19 Itchy Top Hat File:WMOD ItchyTopHat.gif Cannoli paid top dollar for his fancy top hat, but the tailor ran out of silk and had to use burlap instead. Oddly enough, no one seemed to notice. £349
20 "Rare" Collectable Figurine File:WMOD RareCollectableFigure.gif This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited! £145
21 Forever Tissue Box File:WMOD ForeverTissueBox.gif This magical box never runs out of tissue! It makes a perfect gift for allergy sufferers or wussy little crybabies who sob during films when puppies get lost and have to wander home. £101
22 Scary Mr. Bunny File:WMOD ScaryMrBunny.gif This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children. £79
23 Seven-Leaf Clover File:WMOD Seven-LeafClover.gif This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness. £105
24 Mighty Trucker Panda File:WMOD MightyTruckerPanda.gif A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo. £206
25 Heartfelt Hotcakes File:WMOD HeartfeltHotcakes.gif These delicious pancakes are made from 100% real love. Don't be fooled by evil fake pancakes, which are made from mayonnaise. £109
26 Lucky Love Toast File:WMOD LuckyLoveToast.gif If you cram this toast in your mouth and bolt out the door, you will run into the boy or girl of your dreams!why does it work? We have no idea. £333
27 Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs File:WMOD Cutiepiehypnospecs.gif A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure. £4341
28 Young Socialite's Scarf File:WMOD YoungSocialite'sScarf.gif If you knot this luxurious scarf around your shoulders, old women will love you. Cute girls will still totally hate you, however. £89
29 Rich Man's Ice Cream File:WMOD RichMan'sIceCream.gif This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air. £171
30 I Love You Lunchbox File:WMOD ILoveYouLunchbox.gif Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice. £298
31 Seductive Lipstick File:WMOD SeductiveLipstick.gif This fancy lipstick will enchant even the most jaded of romantics. Not for use in crowded subway cars or densely packed apartment complexes. £89
32 Crow Feather Shoes File:WMOD Crowfeathershoes.gif Black shoes festooned with crow feathers. They look quite fancy from afar, but resemble roadkill up close. Also, crows attack whenever you wear them. £17100
33 Scones of Sadness File:WMOD SconesOfSadness.gif These scones were baked with loving care for that special someone...who ended up being allergic to scones. How very tragic. £29800

Second Category

# Treasure Description Cost
1 Sapphire Topknot File:WMOD SapphireTopknot.gif No true samurai would leave his house without one of these placed firmly atop his pate. The gem sparkles on his bald head, blinding all foes. £5099
2 False Beard of Might File:WMOD Falsebeardofmight.gif A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count! £139
3 Golden Throne File:WMOD GoldenThrone.gif A magnificent toilet adorned with gold leaf and rare gems that emits a pleasing floral scent when used. Truly, this is a throne of kings! £876
4 Wishstone Fragment (1) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment1.gif A fragment of an ancient tablet that is said to grant any wish. It is covered in arcane characters and was recovered from the hull of an old ship. £0
5 Short Guy Boots File:WMOD ShortGuyBoots.gif These boots increase your height by almost two feet. You can keep an entire school of goldfish in the heels! ...Not that you would want to. £778
6 Nifty Wario Poster File:WMOD NiftyWarioPoser.gif A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming. £8355
7 Odd Lucky Thingie File:WMOD OddLuckyThingie.gif A Feng Shui item that brings good luck. Stick it in the corner of your bedroom or home office and watch the good times roll! £234
8 Wishstone Fragment (3) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment3.gif A fragment of stone found in the Ancient Waterworks. It appears to be part of a legendary stone tablet, but the letters are blurred with age and cannot be read. £0
9 Spangly Celebrity Garb File:WMOD SpanglyCelebrityGarb.gif Some believe that simply donning this spangly outfit will transform you into a famous movie star! Others think such things require actual talent. £3191
10 Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts File:WMOD MatchingFrillyPinkT-Shirts.gif A matching set of pink T-shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable. £935
11 Reindeer Headlamp File:WMOD ReindeerHeadlamp.gif A reindeer headlamp that beams light across vast distances. Reindeer use them to complain about poor working conditions and organize secret reindeer unions. £64
12 Wishstone Fragment (2) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment2.gif A piece of a mysterious tablet that was hidden deep inside a wall of snow. It speaks of desert kings and ancient pyramids. £0
13 Superfantastical Money Tree File:WMOD SuperfantasticalMoneyTree.gif Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. £20
14 Gilded Ice Cream Sandwich File:WMOD GildedIceCreamSandwich.gif This ice cream sandwich is filled with molten gold that melts all the ice cream, thus rendering it useless. But it sure looks fancy! £4734
15 Wishstone Fragment (5) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment5.gif A piece of tablet found in the floating gardens. It says that the Wishstone is what sealed away the evil demon. £0
16 Scary Wrestler Mask File:WMOD ScaryWrestlerMask.gif A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage. £709
17 Has-Been Celebrity Photo File:WMOD Has-BeenCelebrityPhoto.gif A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls. £368
18 Amazing Garlic Clove File:WMOD Amazinggarlicclove.gif This amazing garlic, hundreds of times more pungent than normal garlic, can knock out an elephant at twenty paces. Perfect for getting rid of unwanted guests! £1203
19 Mustache Wax File:WMOD MustacheWax.gif Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde! £373
20 Wishstone Fragment (4) File:WMOD WishstoneFragment4.gif A shard of tablet that was found in Carpaccio's laboratory. Apparently, when all the fragments are gathered, something big will happen... £0
21 Brilliant Bug File:WMOD Brilliantbug.gif A weirdly beautiful bug that glows in 16,777,216 colors. If you stare at it, it shows the color you wish most to see. If you stare too long, you go color-blind. £64
22 Bluebird of Luckiness File:WMOD Bluebirdofluckiness.gif A blue bird that brings good luck and vast fortune to any who possess it. It can also escape from even the sturdiest of cages, as it knows how to pick locks and bribe guards. £997
23 North Pole Ice Cubes File:WMOD NorthPoleIceCubes.gif Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves! £20
24 Nostalgic Memory Picture File:WMOD NostalgicMemoryPicture.gif A picture of that perfect day long ago... The mere sight of this is enough to make even the bravest of men weep with uncontainable joy. £156
25 Rare Gem Cereal File:WMOD RareGemCereal.gif A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds! Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening. £4096
26 Manly Chin Extender File:WMOD ManlyChinExtender.gif Even the nambiest of pambies can go from zero to hero when they strap on this puppy. Unfortunately, it tends to cause severe drooling. £60550
27 Sassy Wig File:WMOD SassyWig.gif This fine wig is perfect for snowed-in monks and balding corporate executives alike. It can also be wrapped around a frostbitten Chihuahua. £128
28 Shooting Star Chunk File:WMOD ShootingStarChunk.gif A shard of shooting star that fell to earth. It is said to grant wishes, but asks for so great a price that none dare ask it for anything. £256
29 Electric Pork Chop File:WMOD Electricporkchop.gif This electrifying meat product was born of a pig struck by lightning on a lonely prairie night. Oddly enough, it tastes just like chicken. £9600
30 String Theory Soup File:WMOD StringTheorySoup.gif All the secrets of the universe are contained in this soup. Drink not, lest you learn more than man was ever meant to know. £30000
31 Slimy Squid Ring File:WMOD SlimySquidRing.gif A golden ring adorned with a multi-tentacled squid. This fine jewelry speaks of a wearer who possesses both high class and poor taste in equal measure. £25600
32 Calf Hair Straightener File:WMOD Calfhairstraightener.gif No matter how unruly and rope-like the leg hair may be, this product will tame it to a silky sheen. Not for use on the head or near the eyes. £65500
33 Lovely Burglar Mask File:WMOD LovelyBurglarMask.gif A ravishing butterfly-shaped mask inset with dozens of perfect little jewels. Those who wear it are said to feel like a pretty thief, and demand crumpets with their burgling. £30000

Third Category

# Treasure Description Cost
1 Back Massage Coupon File:WMOD Backmassagecoupon.gif A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away. £736
2 Mouse Trap Gum File:WMOD MouseTrapGum.gif This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala! £491
3 Sandals of Song File:WMOD SandalsOfSong.gif Ancient sandals that sing a hauntingly beautiful tune with every step you take. They tend to leave one's feet with terribly painful corns, however. £160
4 Ugly Pricey Furniture File:WMOD UglyPriceyFurniture.gif A set of living room furniture so expensive that your wallet screams in pain. It also doesn't match the carpeting. £49800
5 Paranoid Bear Carving File:WMOD ParanoidBearCarving.gif It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around. £93
6 Ears of Sanguineness File:WMOD Earsofsanguiness.gif The wearer of this stunning headgear can hear nothing but good news. It's perfect for those who live the high-stress lifestyle of today's go-go world. £2094
7 Stinky Blue Cheese File:WMOD StinkyBlueCheese.gif This mold-covered cheese is considered a delicacy among the rich, who pay plenty just to have it sprinkled on a salad. Little do they know it's really just been left in the sun too long. £2509
8 Crazy Delicious Bamboo File:WMOD Crazydeliciousbamboo.gif This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it. £30
9 Royal Golden Tools File:WMOD RoyalGoldenTools.gif These golden tools were developed for a king. But since gold is one of the world's softest metals, they're pretty much useless. Fun to look at, though. £20076
10 Strong Sauce File:WMOD StrongSauce.gif Oh, the smell! Oh, the flavor! This stellar sauce makes even the most flavorless vegan food taste divine! There's an out-of-body experience in every bite! £79
11 Ab Annihilator File:WMOD Abannihilator.gif This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe. £140
12 Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup File:WMOD FancyRamenNoodleSoup.gif This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, and it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life. ...And trichinosis. £6409
13 Really Boring Firework File:WMOD ReallyBoringFirework.gif This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen. ...But it's still dull. £270
14 Fusty Golden Candle File:WMOD FustyGoldenCandle.gif This candle's gold wax may impress all your rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells like rendered hog fat. £10073
15 Comatose Cushion File:WMOD Comatosecushion.gif A soft cushion once used by an ancient emperor whose people held him in the highest of esteem. It's so soft, those who sleep on it never wake up. Ever. £3719
16 Panda Panzer File:WMOD PandaPanzer.gif This mighty tank was built with a cute panda on top of it, making it impossible for enemies to attack. Except for squirrels, who are, of course, the natural enemy of the panda. £6000
17 Handy Scrub Brush File:WMOD HandyScrubBrush.gif A fantastic scrub brush with an ergonomically designed handle. Perfect for cleaning sinks, toilets, and cooking surfaces. But not in that order. £809
18 Galactic Fishcake File:WMOD GalacticFishcake.gif A swirly fishcake filled with trippy cosmic space energy. All who taste it are doomed to grow fins and gills, then flop around the living room floor saying "glub glub" all day. £71940
19 Game & Watch 9000 File:WMOD GameandWatch9000.gif An amazing handheld game unit with FIFTY screens!when unfolded, it takes up as much space as a timeshare condo. £38021
20 Cheap Tire Ring File:WMOD Cheaptirering.gif A ring with a little tire on top. Girls hate these things, so don't use them as engagement rings. Trust us on this one...we have the scars to prove it. £5400
21 Fishin' Hole Fishin' Pole File:WMOD Fishin'HoleFishin'Pole.gif This magic fishing pole will catch a fish every time you dip it in the water! But only crappie. Which actually taste better than they sound. £188
22 Wooden Nostril Cleaners File:WMOD WoodenNostrilCleaners.gif Ancient wooden nose pickers. Guaranteed not to splinter while inside the nostrils, or your money back. Also usable as a nose-piercing device. £640
23 Booby-Trapped Magnet Car File:WMOD Boobytrappedmagnetcar.gif This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES! £280
24 Amazing Massage Chair File:WMOD Amazingmassagechair.gif The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds. £100
25 Clever Sidekick File:WMOD Cleversidekick.gif A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be. £37
26 Telemarketer's Bane File:WMOD Telemarketer'sBane.gif This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious! £60
27 Hilarity Machine File:WMOD HilarityMachine.gif The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians. £809
28 Fool's Candy File:WMOD Fool'sCandy.gif If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around. £7901
29 Small Handheld Toilet File:WMOD SmallHandheldToilet.gif A miracle of modern science, this portable toilet fits right in the palm of your hand! ...But we don't actually recommend keeping it there. £380
30 Classy Bubble Pipe File:WMOD Classybubblypipe.gif A fancy bubble pipe made of brown sugar, elven tears, and rainbows. How do they get so many rainbows in there? No one knows... £54
31 Train Window Painting File:WMOD TrainWindowPainting.gif When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound. £7901
32 Fully Automated Pinwheel File:WMOD FullyAutomatedPinwheel.gif This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs. ...Stupid purists. £380

Fourth Category

# Treasure Description Cost
1 Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt File:WMOD Somewhat-UselessMorphingBelt.gif A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true belt form. Use with caution. £308
2 Spooky Haunted Seaweed File:WMOD SpookyHauntedSeaweed.gif Cursed seaweed that never stops growing. Unless you like green walls and a vaguely fishy scent, we suggest that you throw this away. £34901
3 Bath-Time Shampoo Hat File:WMOD Bathtimeshampoohat.gif This fully automated shampoo helmet turns shower time into fun time! Not that shower time isn't already fun or anything. We're just saying. £7359
4 Silky Nose Hair Tonic File:WMOD SilkyNoseHairTonic.gif Flawless nose hair is just so "in" right now. This new product gives your nose fuzz a silky sheen that the ladies can't get enough of. £18500
5 Jurassic Snot File:WMOD JurassicSnot.gif This big hunk of dino nose goo was excavated from a giant nostril at the price of millions of dollars and three failed marriages. Don't ask about the details. £14783
6 The Earwax Rifle File:WMOD Theearwaxrifle.gif Show your earwax no mercy with this tiny sniper rifle. Boo-ya, marine! Get on the ready line and smoke that wax! C'mon, you wanna live with waxy ears forever?! £130
7 Heat-Seeking Soccer Ball File:WMOD HeatSeekingSoccerBall.gif This soccer ball scores a goal every time you kick it. It's so powerful, it can shatter a goalie's ribs like a head butt from an angry striker. £438
8 Fanny Armor File:WMOD FannyArmor.gif This cast-iron read-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride! £6320
9 Formal Salmon Lure File:WMOD FormalSalmonLure.gif A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp. £239
10 Turbo Chompers File:WMOD TurboChompers.gif A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight. £207
11 Superultramega Drill File:WMOD SuperultramegaDrill.gif A tool for the man who wants to bore through anything. This drill is actually powerful enough to cut holes in time. £4085
12 Scary Bug in Amber File:WMOD ScaryBugInAmber.gif This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk. £25688
13 Excavated T. Rex Skull File:WMOD Excavatedtrexskull.gif A T. rex skull dug up from the earth's fiery belly. It makes a fine centerpiece, if your dining room table is strong enough to support it. £29
14 Kneecap Guards File:WMOD KneecapGuards.gif This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike. £5974
15 Totally Legit UFO Photo File:WMOD TotallyLegitUFOPhoto.gif A UFO photo, completely undoctored in every way. You can even see the string that holds the saucer in place. What will those crafty aliens think of next? £833
16 Vengeful Robot Controller File:WMOD VengefulRobotController.gif This remote allows you to summon a giant robot hidden deep within the bowels of the earth and unleash him on your unsuspecting enemies. But it's out of batteries. £1052
17 Crop Circle Pendant File:WMOD Cropcirclependant.gif A cool crop-circle-shaped pendant. Clip it on your cell phone to stand out in a crowd. Hooray for aliens! Hooray for needless agricultural destruction! £120
18 Haunted Television File:WMOD HauntedTelevision.gif A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge. £492
19 Jigsaw Puzzle Solver File:WMOD JigsawPuzzleSolver.gif This device solves any jigsaw puzzle in mere moments. Now you can finally put all of your puzzle-savvy friends in their rightful place... Last place! £3201
20 Homework-O-Matic File:WMOD Homework-O-Matic.gif A hat that does your homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions. £5891
21 Midterm Clothespins File:WMOD MidtermClothespins.gif These clothespins are designed to clip your eyelids to your face. Perfect for late-night cramming sessions or plastic surgery on the cheap. £404
22 Starfish Ladybug File:WMOD StarfishLadybug.gif A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff. £190
23 Big Scoop Camera File:WMOD Bigscoopcamera.gif This camera takes shots of big news stories without any prompting from you. However, removing the lens cap is still your responsibility. £290
24 Freaky Cat Glasses File:WMOD FreakyCatGlasses.gif These chic cat glasses let you see in the dark, but they also make you look really creepy. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not. £3212
25 Tiger Underwear of Doom File:WMOD TigerUnderwearOfDoom.gif A set of tiger underwear that imbues the wearer with near-godlike powers of classiness. Wear them without pants for the greatest effect. £2980
26 Sweet & Spicy Pastries File:WMOD SweetAndSpicyPastries.gif Most of these delicious pastries are made from the finest cream in the land, but one is made from the fiery habanero pepper. Give that one to your enemies. £110
27 Titanium Chef Hands File:WMOD TitaniumChefHands.gif A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front. £135
28 Super Mega Trump Card This card always beats all of the other cards on the table, no matter what game you're playing. Even solitaire. £456
29 Forbidden Cheat Sheet This hidden cheat sheet is 100% undetectable, and so effective that it has been banned from the classroom by international treaty. £320
30 Weightless Backpack File:WMOD WeightlessBackpack.gif This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy. £58
31 Uncomfortable False Eye File:WMOD UncomfortableFalseEye.gif A fake eyeball that lets the user spot treasure from over 500 miles away. It must be crammed into a real eye socket to work. £32000
32 Town Gossip Billboard File:WMOD TownGossipBillboard.gif This board makes up juicy rumors about your friends and neighbors and then spreads them all over town. What scandal! £5800