“Harumph! What poppycock! What would you want with me if I were this chap?”-Admiral Bobbery in Paper Mario TYD
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? How does he know Mom has an outie? That jerk!"-Red Cleft in Paper Mario TYD
"Bluh huh huh huh huh... How'd you like that? We tried to tell you, but nooooooo..."-Red Cleft in Paper Mario TYD
"Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"-Bowser in Paper Mario TYD
"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"-Bowser in Paper Mario TYD
"That's Stewart, the blimp conductor. He checks tickets for blimp passengers. He's what you call a Cheep-Cheep. Normally they don't hang out on land, but... They've actually been around for quite a while in the Mario Bros. series, you know. Oh, gosh, I just broke through the fourth wall, there, didn't I? Sorry. Just forget it."-Goombella's tattle on Stewart in Glitzville in Paper Mario TYD