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This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! said by Toad.

"The Bird! The Bird!"

• "Hey! Lemme go!"
• "I'm warnin' ya! I get airsick! Heeeelp!"
• "What are ya tryin' to do, ya wacko bird? Drown me?"
• "Mommy? You're not my mommy!"
• "I'm not your little Cheepy!"
• "I gotta get outta here!"
• "I can't be your little Cheepy, lady! I don't have wings! Look! No wings, no feathers...I'm just a Mushroom that can't stand heights!"
• "Flying lessons?! Are you outta your mind?!"
• "You're not listening, lady! I don't want flyin' lessons!"
• "Look, lady. I got 10 gold coins. It's yours if you just let me go!"
• "Lady, I'm not a birrrrrrrrrrd!!"
• "The least that featherbrain coulda done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!"
• "I feel great! I just passed my first flying lesson!"
• "Hey! It's me...I mean...him! It's little Cheepy! The Birdo's REAL lost baby!"
• "Ohhh, no! I'm not goin' back up there! Never!"
• "Okay, okay. Maybe if I take YOU back, she'll leave me alone!"
• "When I told her how I rescued your baby, she wanted to help!"
• "Thanks, lady. We couldn't have done it without ya!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) WORMS?!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

• "We don't even know if this guy's for real or not!"
• "Those aren't bees! They're Beezo bandits!"
• "What's that crud Koopa doin' here?"
• "Cash city! That plunger's made of solid gold!"
• "It's King Koopa and his army of Koopa Troopas!"
• "Very uncool, dudes! The ceiling is lowering!"
• "Yeah, there's never a wizard around when ya need one."
• "Whew! That was close! I didn't think we had a Mushroom's chance in a frying pan!"
• "Catch that! It's Cramalot Castle!"
• "...How are we ever gonna get inside?"
• "Let's turn 'em into Koopa Droopas!"

"Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid"

• "Hey! That's you guys!"
• "I don't get it! You guys aren't crooks! How come your pictures are in that wanted poster?"
• "When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix HIS wagon!"
• "I'm no frog! I can't even swim!"
• "For 30,000 gold pieces, I might think about turning you in."
• "Looks like we're facing 20 years of bread and water!"
• "Bob-Ombs! Just what we need for the break!"
• "You'll get a bang outta THIS, Sheriff Mouser!"
• "Boooommbs awaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!"
• "We can use those Bomb Plants to get inside!"
• "Luigi! You're standin' too close! Get back!"

"Mario's Magic Carpet"

• "Too bad we got to ignore that swimming pool!"
• "Last one in is a rotten fungus!"
• "I guess he means her."
• "Yow! Lay off, bud! I get your- Yo-ow! ...point!"
• "Stop flapping your lips! Someone's coming!"
• "Your genie better have some super magic! Some creep just arrived to buy the Princess: A creep named King Koopa!"
• "Oh no! Koopa flew the Koop!"
• "I got an idea! Let's check out one of those used flying carpet lots!"
• "Talk about economy class!"
• "I don't know what's worse; the back seat driver, or the front seat driver."
• "Pidgits!"
• "What did you tell 'em?"

"Rolling Down the River"

• "(in a French accent) Captain Koopa sends ze Happy Birthday cake for Princess! Voila! Hey!"
• "(in a French accent) Ze-ze happy!"
• "Whoops!"
• "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?"
• "Yeah! The Mario Bros. will save us!"
• "Hooray!"
• "It ain't over 'til it's over, lizard lips!"
• "Looks like you guys saved the day again! ...Almost."
• "(with Luigi) We will?"
• "What a stick in the mud!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

• "Are you the emperor?"
• "Hey! Watch that creature stuff! On second thought, 'creature' does have a nice ring to it."
• "I'm gonna see how my good buddies Mario and Luigi are doin'."
• "That's what I said! I aren't goin' nowhere!"
• "Right! Fungus! Heheheh... Sorry, I forgot that part."
• "Take it easy, folks! Don't crowd! Plenty of spaghetti for everyone! One more coin admission! That's right! Help the Mushroom orphans!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

• "I think you should've sent me, Princess. I know the used cow market."
• "The Marios?"
• "Shrewd city, Mario! Who wants cash money when they can have a few garbanzos instead?"
• "Good riddance, Princess! I'll go to town in the morning and see if I can't con that conman out of a cow!"
• "Don't worry, Princess! I'll take care of iiiiiiit?!"
• "(with Princess Toadstool) Oh no!"
• "It's absolutely beautiful!"
• "It's not over yet! Koopa can use this beanstalk to come after us!"
• "Famished!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

• "Um, we'll give the peppers back!"
• "At least we ditched those bumblin' Beezo knights!"
• "Don't give up, Luigi! It ain't over 'til the fat lady gets her wedding ring!"
• "We really got the drop on THIS Beezo boob!"
• "What is it? What's goin' on?"
• "What's the plan?"
• "So we're gonna mix up another potion for the Queen?"
• "I think we finally fixed a love potion!"
• "Come on! Let's make tracks!"

"The Great BMX Race"

• "Yeowtch! It's Fryguy!"
• "Lookin' sweet, guys! I sure hope nothin' goes wrong!"
• "He knew Mario and Luigi would enter the race to save ME from Fryguy!"
• "Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Mario! Hey!"
• "And we've got trouble on our hands!"
• "She said, {*in Princess Toadstool's voice due to an animation error*} 'They're safe!'"
• "This is terrible!"
• "I meant the snoring! It's driving me bonkers! Hey! That's it! We might be able to squeeze out when this thing lets out its breath!"
• "Yeah! The bill collector after my Mushroom hide was just a phony!"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

• "Yikes! What a drag!"
• "We're losin' fuel!"
• "Probably because of the different gravity, your highness!"
• "(with Luigi) Moon Man Koopa?!"
• "So much for hope!"
• "Fuel!"
• "So much for Moon Man Koopa's Stoopa Troopas!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool*) Moon Man Koopa?! Yikes!"
• "This can't get much worse!"
• "Hey! Our music shorted out Koopa's electronic shackle system! Let's run for it!"
• "Oh, don't look now, but Koopa's rocket wants to eat our rocket!"

"Jungle Fever"

• "He's the best witch doctor there is, that's why."
• "Which we should be should be reachin' just about nooooow!"
• "Heeeeeelp!"
• "Wow! This gorge has gotta be at least three miles deep!"
• "Jagged boulders, raging water, broken bones..."
• "Yeah, this is the side we wanted to be on anyway. It's not so bad."
• "What is this white stuff?"
• "Albatoss with Bob-Ombs at ten o' clock!"
• "No! Koopa's Itching Powder is drivin' me buggy!"
• "Ouch! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! It itches!"
• "M-me too!"

"Brooklyn Bound"

• "In here! Quick!"
• "Sorry, guys! Looks like we're trapped!"
• "You know this dude?"
• "Don't look down!"
• "Relax, Sal! You know what they say! Old plumbers never cry!"
• "Hee! You really socked it to those Snifits!"
• "Don't go blabbin' around, but she's not the only one."
• "NOOOO!!!"
• "Luigi!"
• "Yuck! Mushy stuff!"

"Toad Warriors"

• "You wanted a nap, remember?"
• "Now's our chance to escape!"
• "Hey, Bob-Omb! Did anyone ever tell you were uuuuuugly? I've seen better-lookin' bombs after they exploded! I bet you have to sneak up on a match just to get a light!"
• "Run for it, guuuuuuys!!"
• "Check your rearview mirror, Mario!"
• "Yikes!"
• "Look what I got, Princess!"
• "You got it!"
• "By the power of the shining star, I am the..."
• "Toad Warriooooooor!!!"
• "Hey, man! I'm the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I'm the Toad Warrior!"
• "Gimme five! No! Gimme five Bomb Plants!"
• "Lead on, doll face!"
• "Hey, punk! Wanna drag?"
• "First one to the Grand Koopa Canyon gets the spaghetti sauce! Deal?"
• "Whoever slows down first loses!"
• "Whoa! No more Toad Warrior!"
• "We all made it!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

• "The Mighty Hercufleas! They even built a statue to him! With one hand tied behind his back, he can beat King Koopa and all of his-"
• "No sweat, Luigi! We'll get help from a genuine first-class grade-A hero!"
• "Introducing...Hercufleas! The Mountain of Muscle! The Tower of Power! The-"
• "Huh?"
• "Of course he can!"
• "So...Herc! How's the hero biz?"
• "Whoa! That's hot stuff!"
• "Sure ya are! Guarding this temple is really heroic! With you on the job, nobody will get near the-"
• "Ow! Hey! Watch it!"
• "Herc! Watch out for- ...that statue."
• "Watch that Jerkufleas stuff, King Stoopa!"
• "Oh no! HELP!!! I'm too young to fry!"
• "Call me Super Toad!"
• "Feelin' lucky, Koopa?"
• "Need a little warmup? No problem!"

"Count Koopula"

• "Yow!"
• "Wooooowwwww!"
• "Ooh! Scary!"
• "What's behind door #3? Lemme guess..."
• "Hey! How'd you know my name? Who are you?!"
• "You're Mouser! You're Koopa's stooge!"
• "I'm trapped!"
• "If only you could talk."
• "Oh yeah?! How 'bout a nose job?"
• "Well, well, well! A secret passage!"
• "Spy holes!"
• "Hey, guuuuys!"
• "No, guys! It's me! And I know a way to get outta here!"
• "C'mon, Princess! Let's split this spooky joint!"
• "I just lost my appetite! Luigi was right! Vampires! Into the clothes chute! It's our only way out, or they'll turn us into vampires like them!"
• "{*with Mario and Princess Toadstool*} Spiders!"
• "Zap 'em, Princess!"
• "We're surrounded by vampires, and all he thinks about is food!"
• "Pour some of this spaghetti sauce at the base of the stairs!"
• "Over there! I found a trap door!"
• "Naughty turtle! You've been hittin' the sauce again! Well, have some more!"
• "Move iiiiiiiit!"
• "Those Goombas look kinda spaced out to me. (gasp) They're zombies!"
• "I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous!"
• "Luigi! I think we got a way to get us outta here! Watch! Hey, Mousigor!"
• "Please, Mr. Mousigor! I can't take any more!"
• "There's more than one way to trap a rodent!"
• "A stake through the heart!"
• "Vampires hate garlic! That's why there's none in that tomato sauce the Goombas we're makin'!"
• "The things I do for Princess Toadstool..."
• "Hurry! We gotta save her!"
• "Heeheehee! Talk about bringin' down the house!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

• "Oops! Sorry, Captain Clump!"
• "Great! And we thought a nice boat trip would keep us safe from Koopa."
• "Who turned off the lights?!"
• "And Blackbeard Koopa's pirate ship!"
• "You blew that one, Koopa Stoopa!"
• "Are we sunk now?"
• "Once more, gang!"
• "We can't beat 'em, Mario!"
• "You sure about this?"
• "This'll never work!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

• "This is the end of the trail!"
• "Hey!"
• "That no-good diaper dictator!"
• "Oops!"
• "Princess! Speak to me!"
• "Move it, gang!"
• "Fellas, what's to know? If she gets hungry, we feed her! If she gets all goopy, we wash her!"
• "There she is!"
• "Now whadda we do?"
• "Babysittin' isn't all kidding around! Ya have to let the little tyke know who's in charge! After a nice tubby-wubby, we'll take a nappy-wappy, and- Uh-uh-uh! Gotta stay on the rafty-wafty, your littleness!"
• "Huh? HELP!!! MARIO!!! LUIGI!!!"
• "Hey! Wait for me!"
• "Look! Baby Princess is floating away!"
• "There's not much sitting in this babysitting stuff!"
• "Please stop cryin'! Look, baby Princess! I have pretty fireflies for you!"
• "That oughta keep you quiet!"
• "Aw, come on! The Princess isn't so bad! Look at her!"
• "She must be following the fireflies!"
• "Oh no! She's gonna fall in!"

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

• "We gotta find the dude first! This fog is thicker than mushroom soup!"
• "But where's Solmsey-wolmsey?"
• "What are we searchin' for?"
• "Uh oh! Ultra-bad scene! Look!"
• "Whoa! That was a close shave, dudes!"
• "How we gonna find ol' Koopa Doopa's hideout?"
• "Whoa! He's escapin' into a Warp Zone!"
• "Huh. Don't mention it, detective dude!"

"Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

• "You don't scare me, ya big windbag!"
• "Come on, Koopa Stoopa! I'm not afraid! Whaddaya think of that?"
• "Whoa! Princess! What happened?"
• "Don't do it, Princess! Don't marry Koopa! I'd rather be a rock!"
• "I can't let you go through with this!"
• "What're you doin', snake-breath?"
• "Uh oh! Ruuuuun!"
• "Yikes! You're not gonna get away with-"
• "About time! I was tired of being a rock!"
• "It's gotta be in the great hall! This way!"
• "Princess! Koopa fibbed! He turned all your people back into rocks!"

"The Pied Koopa"

• "Didn't I tell you dudes you'd really dig this bodacious kingdom?"
• "I told you Pastaland was paradise!"
• "Right over there! Lake Spaghetti Sauce!"
• "Everybody in Pastaland is happy! Come on! I'll introduce ya to the mayor!"
• "What's wrong, Mayor Fettuccine?"
• "Yeah! Just in time for our funerals! Look!"
• "DON'T head for shore!"
• "They're attacking us from the shore!"
• "Surf's up!"
• "Hey, nose-nostrils! You call me 'fathead' once more, and I'll give ya a fat lip!!"
• "I've heard of damp dungeons, but this is ridiculous!"
• "How 'bout spendin' the rest of our lives as fish bait?"
• "They GET tall after Koopa stretches 'em!"
• "Sure, Mario! And maybe you'll stop scarfin' spaghetti! Hey, listen. I'd love to hang out with you guys some more, but my arms are tired! Goin' down, your highness?"
• "If you're dressed for it!"
• "What's the matter, Luigi? You're scared?"
• "Ouch!"
• "Yeah! But how?"
• "I hope you guys can play those things!"
• "There's the kids, and there's Koopa!"

"Koopenstein"

• "That was smart! Now they know we're here!"
• "Yeah! I'll climb up that wall and let you dudes in!"
• "Me and my big mouth... Why didn't I just suggest we go back to the village and think about it?"
• "Uh, hi, guys! Nice day for rock-climbing, don'tcha think?"
• "Hey! I got an idea! Let's flip for it! Heads, I keep climbing, tails, you let me go! Either way, you keep the coin, okay?"
• "Guess what? You lose!"
• "Those Shyguys must have velcro on their feet!"
• "I gotta save 'em!"
• "TOADERONIMOOOOOOOO!!!"
• "Hold this, big guy!"
• "Uh, can't we talk this over like civilized monsters?"
• "I'll fix him!"
• "We lost!"
• "Are you sure this'll work?"
• "You did it!"
• "Talk about takin' a dive!"

"Mario and Joliet"

• "Whoa! Looks like a no exit, dudes!"
• "They're still goin' at it!"
• "That's exactly who she is, feudin' dudes!"
• "Shake your veil, bridal babe! The wedding's waitin'!"
• "Uh oh! There GOES the bride!"
• "Joliet's been kidnapped!"
• "We've had it, guys! This feud's really bringing down the house...on us!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) Koopa!"
• "It's a net!"
• "Hey! I got a bodacious idea! He don't look so strong to me!"
• "Big deal! I knew a Troopa who could lift two dumbbells!"
• "What a dumbbell!"
• "So much for the great escape, dudes!"
• "Well, looks like these dudes are gonna live happily ever after!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

• "Let go of me!"
• "It's leapin' time, Luigi!"
• "A pineapple a day keeps the Shyguys away!"
• "Bad news, bros! It's about to get hot! Hot! Hot!"
• "What are those red-hot pipes doing inside this volcano?"
• "Leave it to me, guys! I'll keep Koopa hoppin'!"
• "That's what YOU think, Stoopa Koopa!"
• "You gotta catch me first, King-a-ling!"
• "Thanks, Mario! Now let's hope this lava boat really works!"
• "Wheeee! This is a definite B-ticket ride!"
• "Look, gang! They're smoke signals!"

"Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

• "Okay, I got it this time. Sharewood Village is this way! Let's go!"
• "Hooded Robin! Soooo, the Troopas were on your tail!"
• "Show-off supreme if ya ask me!"
• "I'm all for layin' out Lizard Lips, but how do we find him?"
• "Pull it over! This is a toll road!"
• "By order of his most royal repulsiveness, the reptile Sheriff of Koopingham! The castle road shall require a toll! In the amount of, one wagon full of gold coins!"
  (Looks like King Koopa is talking in the final sentence)
• "Whoops! Okay, okay! I'll take an I.O.U.!"
• "Pour on the pasta power, dudes!"
• "It's Fryguy!"
• "Yeah! He's meltin' the gold coins into liquid assets!"
• "Hehehe! Whaddaya know? Hot gold running water!"

"20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"

• "Check it out! That seaweed sucker's got a bigger appetite than Mario!"
• "I'm mushin'! *pant* I'm mushin'!"
• "Wipeout!"
• "Without havin' US for lunch! Hey! Look!"
• "This place is FULL of creepy creatures!"
• "That's right!"
• "Deeper?"
• "(underwater) Oh no! I can't look!"
• "Poor Mario and Luigi! Poor Princess! One gulp, and they're goners!"
• "Hey, Captain Abidab! Look!"
• "It's from Mario! They're alright!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Can't we talk about this?"
• "I just hope I land in the right place!"
• "Ain't ya glad to see me?"
• "Cut the mushy stuff! We got a sub to scuttle, remember?"
• "What's your plan?"
• "(underwater) We're trapped like ratfish!"
• "Way to go!"

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

• "Hey, don't worry, Murphy! We'll clobber that cantankerous creep Koopa!"
• "Now that's what I call real fast food!"
• "And guess what, guys? Lunch is on you!"
• "Hey, guys! Maybe we oughta get outta here!"
• "That was close!"
• "And I feel safer where you're not!"
• "Got it! This'll baffle the bell!"
• "Well, if it isn't Murphy the Menace?"
• "You mean if we get dinner!"
• "He's bringin' down the house!"
• "Wanna bet, Stoopa Koopa? Hey, Mouser! Wanna race?"
• "Are we going too fast for ya?"
• "Yeah! And it's all your fault!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

• "What's so super about this Super Sushi?"
• "Look! It isn't an earthquake! It's Koop-zilla!"
• "Boy! I knew the Koopa was a dirty rotten villain, but I had no idea he was such a pig!"
• "There! Our titanic Koop-zilla trap is in place!"
• "Let's make like a drummer and beat it!"
• "Come on! Faster!"
• "Mario may save the city, but there'll be no city left!"
• "This is the second biggest hypodermic needle I've ever seen!"
• "My last flu shot!"
• "Let's make like a cactus and stick him!"

"Koopa Klaus"

• "Uhhhh, I guess I made a wrong turn at the last iceberg."
• "Hey! As long as we're here, why don't we pay a visit to Santa's workshop?"
• "My favorite time of the year! Presents, presents, presents!"
• "I can't wait to see Santa! I just know he's got a fabulous present for me!"
• "Did someone say something about a present? I've always got time to get a Christmas present!"
• "Yay!"
• "A snowboard! I loooooove Christmas!"
• "My snowboard! My present! If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...I'll..."
• "Well... Yeah, but...my present!"
• "Well, it is Christmas. Uh...are you okay, Princess?"
• "WHAT?!"
• "We've got to save the workshop and the toys! And...Santa of course."
• "But what about Santa?"
• "HE'S GOT SANTA!"
• "This can't be happening! We'll never have Christmas again! I'll never get another present! Santa! SAAAANTAAAAAA!"
• "Mario! You stopped Koopa!"
• "If it'll hold Koopa and Santa, it must be a hundred feet thick!"
• "Yeah! What's Christmas without presents? Aaaaand Santa?"
• "Don't feel bad, Santa! At least I got my present!"
• "What's wrong with Santa?"
• "Here, Santa. Take my snowboard. At least you'll have one present you can give."
• "Don't cry, Santa, please!"
• "We made it, Santa!"
• "You mean it, Santa?"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

• "Oops! Something's wrong, Mario!"
• "Open a ski resort?"
• "I know! The big beanstalk! The one we passed on the way in!"
• "You almost got it, Mario! Keep reaching!"
• "Help!"
• "Well, it was a nice try, but Koopa beat us."
• "Wait a minute! I think I'm standin' on some kinda lever! I'll check it out!"
• "Look, Princess! Mario and Luigi's flying carpet has become invisible!"
• "How 'bout the town trampoline?"
• "That's a cool crate, dudes, but where's the engine?"
• "That fireball tail gun might keep Koopa away, but how are ya gonna destroy the Wicked Weather Satellite?"
• "Let's go, Mario, bro! Bombs away!"
• "It's tickin'! Let's give 'er a lickin'! Special delivery for Stoopa Koopa!"
• "Wha?!"

"The Unzappables"

• "Make like a bird and duck!"
• "But no one in town will tell us! The dudes are all too scaaaared!"
• "How 'bout this, pigeon dude?"
• "I don't get it! The dudes are unzappable!"
• "These cement overshoes are hard to walk in! Somebody help me take mine off?"
• "Nice goin', super dude! Now set us free!"
• "Look, dudes! It's Al Koopone's hangout, the Koopa Klub!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) Cheeseballs!"
• "Man! These gangster dudes are really hoppin'!"
• "The dude's escapin' into a Warp Zone!"
• "(with Luigi and Princess Toadstool) To what?"

"Bad Rap"

• "But how's he makin' them do what they're told?"
• "Be careful, Princess! Just be cool!"
• "One more spin'll be the end of you two!"

"The Mark of Zero"

• "It's a good thing ostriches are too dumb to know how hot it is."
• "Me and my big mouth..."
• "The legendary masked hero Zero, ya mean!"
• "We're out of vegetables!"
• "We're trapped!"
• "Bullseye!"
• "Yay! We did it!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) You're Zero?!"

"The Ten Koopmandments"

• "Koopmandment number 1: Thou shall give Koop Tut all your gold coins!"
• "Looks like all the Mushroom People vanished!"
• "I wonder what that no-goodnik Koopa is up to now?"
• "Uh oh, dudes! Looks like the Koopa Pack's headin' this way!"
• "And his Mushroom militia!"
• "We're trapped, dudes! Like mushrooms in a salad!"
• "Let's make like a bug and flee!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool*) A Phanto!"
• "Ultra bad scene, dudes! We're caught between a mummy and a weird face!"
• "Nice goin', plumber dude!"
• "Look, dudes! The Red Sauce Sea!"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

• "Get movin', Redcoat! We have not yet begun to fight!"
• "Yikes! The iceman cometh!"
• "And that someone can ride this nag!"
• "It's almost dawn! Redcoat Koopa's gonna attack, and Luigi's not back!"
• "Yeah! We'll let George do it! Here, General Washingtoad! Here's a gold coin!"
• "Throw it across the river, General!"
• "First guy who gets to that gold coin gets to keep it!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

• "Land-ho, dudes! The Island of Koopos is dead ahead!"
• "Let's get outta here before those hammers nail us!"
• "We're gonna bust ya outta this joint!"
• "Fellas... Koopa's fort is impregnable!"
• "Some Mushroom Retainer I turned out to be. I was so close, but I couldn't save her."
• "That takes care of those jerk hammers!"
• "Himself!"
• "We're inside Koopa's fortress! This wooden statue scam worked! I gotta hand it to you guys, you're pretty good carpenters for plumbers!"
• "I feel like one smooshed Mushroom. Next time, I upgrade to first class!"
• "Hurry!"
• "(*with Mario and Luigi*) Oh no!"
• "Uhhh, I...don't think this is the time for technicalities!"
• "Speaking of givin' up, where King Ugly Mug?"
• "That's the only boat around here!"
• "Which is more than I can say for the real Koopa! Look!"

"Quest for Pizza"

• "Mousersaurus Rex, the ugliest, smelliest, rottenest..."
• "The rough translation: Scram this way!"
• "I hope she takes credit cards!"
• "Yeah, I know! He's hard to look at, but can you help him anyway?"
• "He doesn't look any better in the picture either."
• "Mario's worse off than he thought!"
• "She wants you to get a pizza for Mario!"
• "Gee! Caveman Land really is primitive!"
• "Forget running! When in Caveman Land, do like the cavemen do!"
• "Not too good unless you're a- What? Squirrel!"
• "Doesn't anything come smaller than jumbo colossal around here?"
• "We got everything but tomatoes for the sauce! *pant* Pickin' tomatoes is easy!"
• "Yikes! It's that retro reptile, Alley Koop!"
• "Uh oh! He's blowin' his snake stack!"
• "Mario's lookin' bad, but not near as bad as that pizza."
• "She says-"
• "She says Alley Koop's got a Fire Flower, but he keeps it on heavy guard!"
• "Hoo... Hoo... I've had smoother rides in a cement mixer!"
• "He said, over the next hill!"
• "Heeeeeeelp!"
• "Burn stone, Caveboy! We got a pizza to cook!"
• "He says, we'll take a shortcut."
• "It's workin'!"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

• "And they don't look friendly!"
• "The worst part is, we paid for round-trip tickets!"
• "In here! Quick!"
• "Or, maybe it's a way into more trouble!"
• "They're not lost now!"
• "Bogus! An empty town!"
• "That's cool, but who are you? And where are we?"
• "Well, does this little ghost town have an assay office?"
• "You! Hey! Hello! Yoo-hoo! I need some assay work done here!"
• "Well, could you put on your assayer's hat and tell me if this is real?"
• "I'm sorry, Clam. This is all my fault!"
• "Hey!"
• "Koopa, you Stoopa! Watch it with the Bob-Ombs!"
• "This is the last of the gold, Koopa."
• "But there isn't any more!"
• "Yup! And without a single gold coin in his pocket!"

"Elvin Lives"

• "Hey! Why's everybody so scared?"
• "It's comin' from in-"
• "And that's gotta be where Koopa is keeping Elvin prisoner!"
• "Hey, shoes! Where's the Princess?"
• "You said it, shoes!"
• "Hey!"
• "The Marios have saved the day!"
• "(*with Luigi and Princess Toadstool*) NO!"

"Plummers Academy"

• "The president? Wow! What for?"

"Karate Koopa"

• "Black belt Ninjas! Run for it!"
• "Yeah! They're gonna beat you butt good!"
• "Koopa sure has a lotta nerve trying to sell us into slavery!"
• "Let's bail!"
• "Way to go, Ma-ri-o!"
• "Yeah, one for eating!"

"Mario of the Apes"

• "Yeah! I bet this place is crawlin' with...lions and tigers-"
• "It's King Koopa!"
• "We may not have found Mario yet, but at least Koopa hasn't found us."
• "Face it, dudes! We're in true Trouter trouble!"
• "Late for dinner? That's the Mario I know! But why doesn't Mario know the Mario I know?"
• "Wrong-o! Look! A trail of banana peels!"
• "Mondo mushtifying! How could Mario hoist this fettuccine physique all the way up there?"
• "Absolutely, your royal higher and higherness!"
• "No place to go but up!"
• "Lady, they're not dinner guests! They're home wreckers!"

"Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"

• "Hey! They're shrinking!"
• "At last we got somethin' that'll cut that Koopa creep down to size!"
• "Yay! My feet are free!"
• "That's right, Koopa Stoopa! Only you'll be playin' shortstop!"
• "Princess! I shrunk the Mario Bros.!"
• "Waldo! Your magic! Do somethin'!"
• "Go! Go!"
• "If only I hadn't spilled that potion on the Mario Bros..."
• "And I snuck it in the spray gun!"

"Little Red Riding Princess"

• "Look at that! They're frozen solid!"
• "Leave it to the Mushroom of Might to chop some!"
• "Don't bury me cause I'm not froze yet! I'll save ya guys!"
• "(with Mario and Luigi) Wait for us!"
• "But, Princess! These woods aren't safe! The big bad wolf lives there!"
• "(with Mario and Luigi) Koopa!"
• "Like that!"
• "That's not fair!"

"The Provolone Ranger"

• "Look, there goes Mario. Mario?"
• "I got to check this action out."
• "(with Princess Toadstool and Pronto*) Alright!"
• "Well Billy the Koopa, now what do ya think of the Provolone Ranger? Hey, Koopa's-"
• "Later, dude!"

"Escape from Koopatraz"

• "Not guilty!"
• "Why do I get the feeling he's gonna throw the book at us?"
• "Well, at least we got rid of that creepo Judge Koopa."
• "Sure! My dad was the top toadstool!"
• "Yeah! You know him?"
• "Gramps!"
• "All the way under the bay? That'd take twenty years!"
• "FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"
• "(*with Luigi and Gramps*) ♪ We just like to break his bones! ♪"
• "(*with Luigi and Gramps*) ♪ Ooh, we hate that tub of lard! ♪"
• "You'll never have to go back, Gramps."

"Mario of the Deep"

• "Hey, gang! Looks like trouble in swim city!"
• "And she's bein' chased by a Bloober octopus!"
• "Way to go, Ma-ri-o!"
• "So, that's Koopa Stoopa's plan!"
• "There! Princess Bloober, strut your stuff!"
• "Way to go, dudes! Scratched three Bloobers!"
• "Whaddaya think ol' Koopa Stoopa's cooked up for us this time?"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and the Mermushroom*) Trouters!!"
• "Let's make like an egg and scramble!"
• "Safe as mushrooms in a stew! *gasp* Look!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and the Mermushroom*) A Clawgrip!"
• "If we can find where Barra-Koopa's keepin' him."

"Flatbush Koopa"

• "Thanks for scarin' off Koopa! You Mario Brothers are super!"
• "Sure is!"
• "No Troopas to fight off..."
• "Mondo bored! And I sure miss Mario and Luigi."
• "Mushroom power to the rescue!"
• "Now, Princess!"
• "Sorry, dudes. We just found you guys, and this was the only rescue we could think of."
• "That's for sure!"
• "(with Princess Toadstool) Koopa!"
• "Hey Koopa, if you want your scepter, come and get it!"

"Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"

• "Easier said than done, Princess babe! This place is really primitive!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) An Albatoss!"
• "Watch out, dudes! That feathery foe works for Koopa!"
• "I'm just glad to be back on solid ground."
• "Boy... Did you ever have one of those days?"
• "Whoa! Who are you, hero-dude?"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) The Temple of Koopa?"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) Koopaphobia?"
• "Trouble city, dudes! Look!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) A Fryguy!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) A Cobrat!"
• "Whew! That was close, dudes!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) The Lost Mushroom!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) It's a Shyguy Lion!"
• "And the dude thinks we're lunch!"
• "Way to go, lion-tamin' dude! Now get us outta here!"
• "We can't do it alone! As long as the dude has the Lost Mushroom, he's too powerful!"
• "I think you're right, dude! Look!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool) INDIANA JOE - BABYSITTER?"
• "Don't mention it, ex-babysittin' dude!"

"Crocodile Mario"

• "Put that croc in shock, Mario!"
• "When we get down to street level, they start chewing us!"
• "Yeah, because the barbecue is us!"
• "If I'd known it was gonna be this dangerous, I would've gone with Mario and Luigi."
• "Sorry dude, we gotta borrow your tree for a while."
• "Hey Marios, grab this!"

"Star Koopa"

• "Just when I was winnin'."
• "That's what my landlady said when I asked for my cleaning deposit back."
• "Yay! Get him!"
• "It got me in the funny bone! Take that, rock! Wait! I didn't mean it!"
• "Way to go, Ma-ri-o! We'll get to the Mushroom Colony just in time for lunch!"

"Robo Koopa"

• "Mario, jump for your life!"
• "Hit the deck! It's a Bullet Bill!"
• "You can say that again!"
• "So what are we gonna do about that Robo stinker?"
• "This is the man who is gonna stop Koopa?"
• "Oh yeah?"
• "Those Koopas are no match for the Mighty Mushroom of Might!"
• "Uh oh, we got Robo trouble!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Watch out, guys!"