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|image=[[File:ShadowQueenSprite.png|250px]]<br>The Shadow Queen's true form in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''
|image=[[File:ShadowQueenSprite.png|250px]]<br>The Shadow Queen's true form in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''
|first_appearance=''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' ([[List of games by date#2004|2004]])
|first_appearance=''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' ([[List of games by date#2004|2004]])
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{{quote|Then, you wretched fools... you will learn the error of your ways!|Shadow Queen|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door}}
{{quote|Then, you wretched fools... you will learn the error of your ways!|Shadow Queen|Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door}}


The '''Shadow Queen''' is the final boss of ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. One thousand years before the game's events, she arrived, hoping to conquer the land; she was defeated and sealed away in the [[Palace of Shadow]], where she remained for the last millennium, with the game's main plot centering around the plot by the [[X-Naut]]s to revive her.
The '''Shadow Queen''' is the true main antagonist and the final boss of ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. One thousand years before the game's events, she arrived, hoping to conquer the land. She was defeated and sealed away in the [[Palace of Shadow]], where she remained for the last millennium and throughout the course of the game. After one thousand years have been passed, [[Beldam]] plans to revive her through manipulation of the [[X-Naut]]s. Mario and his friends enter the Palace of Shadow, her current location, to destroy her and save Peach, but in the end, [[Sir Grodus|Grodus]] provides [[Princess Peach]] as a vessel for the Shadow Queen and she possesses her, forcing Mario and his friends to defeat the possessed Peach. Eventually after the queen exits Peach's body due to being uncomfortable and is weakened by the power of the Crystal Stars, she is defeated and sealed again by Mario and his partners for good.  


==History==
==History==
===Background===
===Background===
According to legends, one thousand years ago, the Shadow Queen simply appeared one day, and waged war against the city where Rogueport now stands. She destroyed the city and all who opposed her, forcing the remaining inhabitants to surrender to the Queen's rule. She transformed a quarter of the city into the Palace of Shadow, and then made plans to conquer the rest of the world with her minions, including the three [[Shadow Sirens]] and her pet dragons [[Hooktail]], [[Gloomtail]], and [[Bonetail]].
It is said that the Shadow Queen simply appeared one day and waged war against the city where Rogueport now stands. She destroyed the city and all who opposed her, forcing the remaining inhabitants to surrender to the Queen's rule. She transformed a quarter of the city into the Palace of Shadows, which is where she resides for the majority of the game's story. With the city under her control, the queen plans to conquer the rest of the world by creating a variety of monsters, including the three [[Shadow Sirens]] and [[Hooktail|the]] [[Gloomtail|three]] [[Bonetail|dragons]] who end up becoming her pets.


The Shadow Queen then created the [[Crystal Stars]], which hold the essence of the heavens, and planned to use them to remold the world in her desired image. The Queen hides the stars in fortresses and castles across the lands, and creates the [[Pit of 100 Trials (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Pit of 100 Trials]] and the monsters within it to imprison all who would oppose her.
Upon doing this, the Queen creates the [[Crystal Stars]], which hold the essence of the heavens and she plans to use them to re-mold the world to how she sees fit. The Shadow Queen hides the stars in fortresses and castles across the lands, and creates the [[Pit of 100 Trials (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)|Pit of 100 Trials]] to torture all who oppose her.


While the Queen is near the peak of her power, [[List of implied characters#Four heroes|four heroes]]—a [[Toad (species)|Toad]], a [[Goomba]], a [[Koopa Troopa]] and a [[Boo]]—emerge to stop her by stealing the Crystal Stars and using their power against her. They gathered the stars, invaded her Palace, and attacked the Queen, destroying her body; her spirit survives, however, and is subsequently sealed in the foundations of the palace. Upon death, however, the queen curses the warriors, forcing them to take precautionary measures.
When the Queen is near the peak of her power, four heroes (a [[Toad (species)|Toad]], a [[Goomba]], a [[Koopa Troopa]] and a [[Boo]]) emerge to stop her by stealing the Crystal Stars and using their power against her. They gathered the stars, invaded her Palace, and attacked the Queen, destroying her body, although her spirit survives and is subsequently sealed in the foundations of the palace. Upon death, however, the queen curses the warriors, forcing them to take precautionary measures.


===''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''===
===''Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door''===
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The Shadow Queen's role in the story is short; however, to compensate, the game's main plot is about the resurrection of the Queen.
After a thousand years, [[Beldam]] enacts a plan to revive her through manipulation of the [[X-Naut]]s, who kidnap [[Princess Peach]], setting off the events of the game. [[Mario]] and his friends collect all seven Crystal Stars, defeat most of the X-Nauts, and pursue [[Sir Grodus|Grodus]] to the Palace of Shadow in order to stop the plot once and for all. Unfortunately, Grodus is able to summon the Shadow Queen and presents Peach as a vessel for her to possess. Now reborn, the Shadow Queen prepares to enact her vengeance, and soon nearly destroys Grodus for thinking he could control her.


[[File:PMTTYD Shadow Queen Defeated.png|thumb|200px|The Shadow Queen before being sealed.]]
When [[Mario]] and his friends gather all seven Crystal Stars and follow Grodus with Peach to the room where Shadow Queen's spirit rests, Grodus summons the Queen and presents Peach as a vessel for her, whom the queen then possesses.
The Shadow Queen then notices Mario and his friends and offers them the position of her servants. If Mario agrees, the Shadow Queen will engulf the world with her foul magic, resulting in a [[Game Over]] for Mario, for Peach, and for the world. When Mario refuses, the Shadow Queen attacks him and his friends, intending to put them in their place, but finds that Princess Peach's body is impeding her power. The Shadow Queen assumes her real form, and for a time becomes impervious to Mario and his friends' attacks. After several further unsuccessful attempts to attack the Shadow Queen, the battle abruptly stops just as Mario and his friends are about to give up hope.


However, the Crystal Stars manage to travel to their home locations, allowing the people of each area to communicate with Mario. The goodwill and wishes of people the world over are enough to suppress the Shadow Queen's possession of Princess Peach; she regains control of her body long enough to give Mario all her remaining power. Restored, Mario and his partners resume their battle against the Shadow Queen; they are able to defeat and destroy her forever, and Peach regains control of her own body once again.
[[File:SQ3.png|thumb|200px|right|The Shadow Queen before being sealed.]]
Now reborn, the Shadow Queen almost eradicates Grodus for thinking he could control her. The Queen then notices Mario and his friends and offers them the position of her servants. They refuse, leaving the Shadow Queen in anger. Offended, she attacks the party. At some point in the battle she leaves Peach's body, because it was uncomfortable and blocked her power. She assumes her real form that is, unfortunately, impervious to Mario and his friends' attacks.


===''Super Mario-kun''===
Once the Crystal Stars travel to their home locations, allowing the people of each area to communicate with Mario, the Shadow Queen becomes distracted by their good wishes, which allows Peach to regain control of her body long enough to give Mario all her remaining power. Restored, Mario and his partners battle against the Shadow Queen once again, now able to damage, defeat and seal her forever. Once she is sealed, she leaves the world forever, and Peach takes control of her own body once again.
[[File:Shadow queen-kun.jpg|thumb|100px|The Shadow Queen in ''[[Super Mario-kun]]''.]]
 
The Shadow Queen also appears in the ''[[Super Mario-kun]]'' manga adaptation of ''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''{{'}}s plot. As with most characters in the manga, she displays more of a comic side.
===''Super Paper Mario''===
In ''[[Super Paper Mario]]'', the Shadow Queen cameos as a doll in one of [[Fort Francis]]' rooms that are filled with ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' character dolls and posters.
 
===''Super Mario-Kun''===
[[File:Shadow queen-kun.jpg|thumb|right|100px|The Shadow Queen in ''[[Super Mario-Kun]]''.]]
The Shadow Queen also appears in the ''[[Super Mario-Kun]]'' manga adaptation of ''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''{{'}}s plot. As with most characters in the manga, she displays more of a comic side.
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===''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate''===
===''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate''===
The Shadow Queen, in her possessed Princess Peach form, appears as a [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|Spirit]] in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''. Her connection to the Shadow Sirens is given an indirect reference in her unlock requirements, which requires Vivian's spirit to be summoned alongside a Gengar spirit core.
The Shadow Queen, in her possessed Princess Peach form, appears as a [[Spirit (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)|Spirit]] in ''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]''.


==General information==
==General information==
===Powers and abilities===
===Powers and abilities===
[[File:PMTTYD Shadow Queen Battle.png|thumb|left|200px|]]
[[File:SQ1.png|thumb|left|200px|]]
The Shadow Queen is an immortal demon, having survived for a full thousand years while being sealed in the Palace of Shadow. She can also possess other people, and has a variety of magic at her disposal, which she uses to create powerful creatures and objects such as the three dragons and the Crystal Stars. However, her vessel may be able to suppress or co-opt her influence temporarily if they possess particularly strong willpower.; near the second half of the final battle, Princess Peach manages to regain control long enough to fully heal Mario and his party.
The Shadow Queen is an immortal demon, having survived for a full thousand years while being sealed in the Palace of Shadow. She can also possess other people, and has a variety of magic at her disposal, which she uses to create powerful creatures and objects such as the three dragons and the Crystal Stars.


In battle, while in her true form she is immune to normal and [[Piercing attack|defense-piercing attacks]], and can only be made vulnerable with the power of the Crystal Stars. She is able to use her hands to drain the health of her enemies and pierce their [[defense]]s; they are also capable of smashing opponents to the ground, and are considered separate enemies that can be targeted individually. When the hands defeated, the Shadow Queen can revive them the following turn. The Shadow Queen is also able to strike her opponents with lightning that pierces her target's defenses. When low on health, the queen will often resort to attacks that induce [[Poison (status effect)|poison]], [[Confused|confusion]], or [[Allergic|allergies that prevent status changes]].
In battle while in her true form, she is immune to normal and defense-piercing attacks, and can only be made vulnerable with the power of the Crystal Stars. In her true form, she is able to use her hands to drain the health of her enemies and pierce their defenses. They are also capable of smashing opponents to the ground, and are considered separate enemies that can be targeted individually. Whenever they're defeated, the Shadow Queen can revive them the following turn. The Shadow Queen is also able to strike her opponents with lightning that pierces her target's defenses. When low on health, the queen will often resort to attacks that induce [[Poison (status effect)|poison]], [[Confused|confusion]], or [[Allergic|allergies that prevent status changes]].


One of the Shadow Queen's stronger attacks is the use of several shadowy hands that come up from the ground and drag Mario or one of his partners down into the shadows and damage them with several attacks or stampede them for heavy defense-piercing damage. The queen will also attack the audience members with these hands to drain their energy to restore herself to full health and power. Her strongest attack is a series of dark energy waves that hit Mario and his partner for heavy damage, but this attack takes a turn to [[Charged|charge]] up, allowing Mario to avoid it with [[Vivian]]'s [[Veil]] ability. Additionally, the Shadow Queen also has the ability to temporarily raise her [[POW-Up|attack]] and [[DEF-Up|defense]] by 3.
One of the Shadow Queen's stronger attacks is the use of several shadowy hands that come up from the ground and drag Mario or one of his partners down into the shadows and damage them with several attacks or stampede them for heavy defense-piercing damage. The queen will also attack the audience members with these hands to drain their energy to restore her to full health and power. Her strongest attack is a series of dark energy waves that hit Mario and his partner for heavy damage, but this attack takes a turn to charge up, allowing Mario to avoid it with [[Vivian]]'s [[Veil]] ability. Additionally, the Shadow Queen also has the ability to temporarily raise her attack and defense by 3.


===Personality===
===Personality===
[[File:ProperPlace.png|thumb|200px|Shadow Queen refusing to be controlled by [[Sir Grodus]]]]
[[File:ProperPlace.png|thumb|200px|Shadow Queen refusing to be controlled by [[Sir Grodus]]]]
The Shadow Queen is a demon who cares only for herself and her aspirations, particularly conquering the world and remaking it in her image; she seems to rule her followers through fear rather than loyalty, as she often uses her powers to intimidate them. The Shadow Queen is motivated by power and pride above all else, and is not afraid to assert her authority over anyone she sees as weak or insubordinate; despite Sir Grodus playing a major role in her unsealing, she blasts his head off for daring to suggest that she obey him. She then takes on Mario and his party, believing them to be too weak to handle her.
The Shadow Queen is a demon who cares only for herself and her aspirations, particularly conquering the world and remaking it in her image. She seems to rule her followers through fear rather than loyalty, as she often uses power to intimidate them. She also acts like she is superior to everyone, challenging Mario and his party, just because they look weak.  


Some of the Shadow Queen's speech and behavior vary somewhat between the Japanese and English versions of the game. In the Japanese version, she speaks in a considerably more down-to-earth manner. For example, when she sees Mario and his party members, she describes them as looking "agreeable", and claims she will "let bygones be bygones" when offering them a second chance to serve her. In the English version, she speaks more formally, and is more condescending, backhandedly describing Mario and his party members as looking weak but possibly useful.
Some of the Shadow Queen's speech and behavior vary somewhat between the Japanese and English versions of the game. In the Japanese version, she speaks in a considerably more down-to-earth manner. For example, when she sees Mario and his party members, she describes them as looking "agreeable", and when she offers them a second chance to serve her, she says if they agree she will "let bygones be bygones." In the English version, she speaks more formally, and is more condescending, backhandedly describing Mario and his party members as looking weak but possibly useful.
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===Physical description===
===Physical description===
While possessing Peach, the princess's skin turns paler with dark makeup, and her dress becomes dull purple with white detailing. She wears a similarly-colored cloak with a high collar; the collar causes her hair to appear significantly shorter as well. Peach's crown and jewelry turn red and take a similar shape to those of the Shadow Queen; her face also takes on a more cruel expression.  
While possessing Peach, the Shadow Queen looks like the princess: her skin turns darker, her dress becomes black with white details, and she now wears a cloak (black with white details as well) with a high collar. Her crown and her jewelry take new shape and are red now. She also takes a more cruel expression, instead of Peach's sweet one. Largely because of the collar, her hair also appears significantly shorter as well.


In her true form, the Shadow Queen appears as a shadowy purple demon, with a "starry" body that takes on an elongated form during cutscenes and a spiral-shape during the final battle. Her hair underneath her massive crown is a grayed purple, and her "face" only has small pale lips visible, similar to the Shadow Sirens; in ''Super Mario-kun'', she possesses a large mouth with jagged teeth as well as big, scowling blank eyes. The Shadow Queen has large hands that only appear connected during cutscenes, and are shown as disembodied during the battle.
On the other hand, her true form is of a purple demon. She has a spiralled body during the final boss battle, and an elongated body during cutscenes, with "stars" in it. She wears a crown, and her hair is a grayish purple tone. She has large hands that aren't connected to her body during the battle, although they are connected during cutscenes. Her "face" only had small pale lips visible, although in ''Super Mario-Kun'', it possessed a large mouth with jagged teeth as well as big scowling blank eyes.


==Stats and tattle information==
==Stats and tattle information==
===''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''===
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Shadow Queen (1)|align=horizontal|image=[[File:Shadow Queen Talk.png|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Shadow Queen (1)|align=horizontal|image=[[File:Shadow Queen Talk.png|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Shadow Queen (2)|align=horizontal|image=[[File:PMTTYD Shadow Queen True Form Render.png|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Shadow Queen (2)|align=horizontal|image=[[File:Shadow Queen True form.gif|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Left and Right Hands|align=horizontal|image=[[File:PMTTYD Shadow Hands.png|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Left and Right Hands|align=horizontal}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Dead Hands|align=horizontal|image=[[File:PMTTYD Dead Hands.png|100px]]}}
{{:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door bestiary|transcludesection=Dead Hands|align=horizontal}}
 
===''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'' spirit===
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
PMTTYD Tattle Log - Shadow Queen.png|Tattle log image
File:SSBU Shadow Queen.png|Artwork (''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]'')
Shadow Queen tattle.png|Tattle log image while possessing Peach
File:PMTTYD Tattle Log - Shadow Queen.png|Tattle log image
PMTTYD Shadow Queen True Form Render.png|True form model
File:Shadow Queen tattle.png|Tattle log image while possessing Peach
ShadowQueenIDLEsprite.png|Idle sprite
File:Shadow Queen True form.gif|True form model
Shadow Queen Spell sprite.png|Casting sprite
File:ShadowQueenIDLEsprite.png|Idle sprite
Shadow Queen Laugh.png|Laughing sprite
File:Shadow Queen Spell sprite.png|Casting sprite
Shadow Queen Talking.png|Talking sprite (alt)
File:Shadow Queen Laugh.png|Laughing sprite
ShadowQueen.jpg|Shadow Queen reawakening after a millennium
File:Shadow Queen Talking.png|Talking sprite (alt)
Shadow Queen holding Peach.png|Shadow Queen holding Princess Peach
File:ShadowQueen.jpg|Shadow Queen reawakening after a millennium
PMTTYD Shadow Queen closeup.png|Her true form
File:Shadow Queen holding Peach.png|Shadow Queen holding Princess Peach
ShadowQueenSprite.png|A sprite of the Shadow Queen
File:PMTTYD Shadow Queen closeup.png|Her true form
Shadow queen-kun.jpg|''Super Mario-kun''
File:ShadowQueenSprite.png|A sprite of the Shadow Queen
PMTTYD Shadow Queen JAP.png|Japanese screenshot
File:Shadow queen-kun.jpg|''Super Mario Kun''
Shadow Queen Phase 1 Battle.png|The first phase of the final battle
File:PMTTYD Shadow Queen JAP.png|Japanese screenshot
</gallery>
</gallery>


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|Jap=カゲの女王
|JapR=Kage no Joō
|JapR=Kage no Joō
|JapM=Queen of Shadows
|JapM=Shadow Queen
|Ger=Königin der Finsternis
|Ger=Königin der Finsternis
|GerM=Queen of Darkness
|GerM=Queen of Darkness
|Spa=Reina de las Sombras
|Spa=Reina de las Sombras
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|FraM=Queen of Darkness
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|Ita=Regina delle tenebre
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|ItaM=Queen of Darkness
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;Left Hand
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;Right Hand
{{foreign names
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;Dead Hands
{{foreign names
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|FreM=Hand
|Ger=Pestklauen
|GerM=Plague Claws
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}}


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*It is possible to accept the Shadow Queen's offer to join her side. Doing so will result in a message stating that she has engulfed the world in "her foul magic", and cause a [[Game Over]].
*Her text box graphic is the same as [[Bonetail]]'s, as well as [[Mimi]]'s true form in ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''.
*Her text box graphic is the same as [[Bonetail]]'s, as well as [[Mimi]]'s true form in ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''.
*Despite being the final boss and the game being able to be resumed from after she is defeated, the Shadow Queen only offers one star point upon defeat. This is also true for Bonetail.
*Despite being the final boss, the Shadow Queen only offers one star point upon defeat. This is also true for Bonetail, and is often seen as a gag.
*If the player [[Superguard]]s her hand's HP-draining attack and prevents the damage, the sound effect for HP recovery still plays.
*In the Japanese version of the game, it is not possible to Superguard any of her attacks.


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[[Category:Ghosts]]
[[Category:Final Bosses]]
[[Category:Final bosses]]
[[Category:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Bosses]]
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