Editing Gamer

{{about|the minigame in ''Game & Wario''|the stage in ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U''|[[Gamer (stage)]]}}
[[File:Gamer.png|thumb|200px|Gamer title screen]]
'''Gamer''' is [[9-Volt]] and [[18-Volt]]'s [[minigame]] in ''[[Game & Wario]]''. The minigame is played using {{button|wiiu|GamePad}}'s buttons. Gamer returns in ''[[WarioWare Gold]]'' as a stage in Challenge Mode, this time under the name '''Sneaky Gamer'''; the [[microgame]] [[Mole (microgame)|Mole]] also reappears in the game.

A [[stage]] based on the minigame, also called [[Gamer (stage)|Gamer]], makes an appearance in ''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]'' and ''[[Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]]'', featuring [[5-Volt]] as a stage hazard.

==Story==
9-Volt and 18-Volt play a game on their new console, competing to find out who gets the high score in the game. 9-Volt wins and beats 18-Volt's score, causing the latter to throw a tantrum while the former celebrates, but then 5-Volt takes the console from them and tells them to do their homework. After 9-Volt and 18-Volt do so, 5-Volt gives the console back, and 9-Volt is surprised to discover 5-Volt had beaten both of their scores by a wide margin.

==Gameplay==
There are two modes in the minigame. Both involve the characters playing a modified version of ''{{wp|Balloon Fight}}'' containing microgames, called ''Balloon Fighter''.

===9-Volt===
[[File:5VoltGamergameplay.png|thumb|left|9-Volt playing on his console]]
In this mode, the player must help 9-Volt win enough microgames to beat 5-Volt's high score and avoid letting 5-Volt discover that he is playing past his bedtime. She constantly looks into his bedroom to see if he is sleeping, forcing the player to hide and pause the game. The Wakey Meter displays the amount of time 9-Volt can stay awake;<ref>"If 9-Volt pretends to sleep when 5-Volt's not around, you'll drain your Wakey Meter. When the Wakey Meter reaches 0, 9-Volt falls asleep for real, and you lose the game!" – ''WarioWare Gold'' instructions for Sneaky Gamer</ref> hiding with good timing (indicated by "Great!!") prevents any meter loss, and in Endless Mode, doing so restores a small portion (+3) of the meter. The [[Game Over|game ends]] if the player fails to hide their game from 5-Volt, the Wakey Meter runs out, or they lose all lives (indicated by chance balloons).

[[File:GAME OVER SLEEP.png|thumb|The Game Over screen, if 9-Volt falls asleep]]
5-Volt opens the door and looks into the room, which is signaled by the sound of her footsteps and the door handle jiggling. She may also walk by the window and open the second half that she stops by (signaled by a scare chord), or even pop out from the TV, signaled by the static display of it. If the player receives at least 1,000 [[point]]s on Level 1, 2, or 3, they achieve Gamer status; if they score at least 30 points in the Endless level, they also achieve Gamer status. Achieving Gamer status rewards the player with a coin for the [[Cluck-A-Pop]].
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====Levels====
*'''Level 1:''' There are only a few distractions.
**A cat quickly opens the door instead of 5-Volt; in Sneaky Gamer, [[Fronk]] may do so as well. 
**5-Volt may hum the [[Underground Theme]] or the [[Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.)|Ground Theme]] from ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' and then suddenly open the door.
**5-Volt may also stop without opening the window and then walk away.
**A shadow puppet may appear on the television screen.
**The television displays a shadow hand puppet, or turns on to show a static display for a brief time, then turns off.
**The door opens just a bit by itself.
*'''Level 2:''' 5-Volt gains a few more techniques, and more distractions are added.
**An old man with a wig walks by 9-Volt's window and opens it; the wig is loose and falls off beforehand. 
**5-Volt may open the door three times in a row, with the last time possibly being the cat instead.
**5-Volt can also fake the player out by opening the window to check 9-Volt and walking offscreen past the window, then walking back and opening it again.
**The television turns on and cycles through up to three different programs, with 5-Volt possibly coming out from the last of them to try to catch 9-Volt.
**The television turns on and shows some {{wp|SMPTE color bars}} for a brief time, then turns off.
**5-Volt either walks near 9-Volt's window like normal or else walks faster—only to suddenly break through it, giving the player less time to hide.
**5-Volt may walk by the window and slowly sink down—then, either she comes up and opens the window, or a pair of upside-down legs appears and moves away.
*'''Level 3:''' There are many more scenarios to look out for.
**When 5-Volt walks by 9-Volt's window, she may bump into the wig-wearing old man, who then opens the window (or vice versa).
**5-Volt can jump out of the television and stay in 9-Volt's room after certain attempts to catch him; a tense score plays when she is keeping her eyes on him. She may sit down and watch television for a brief period of time, then turn off the television, look back at 9-Volt, and walk to the door, with the cat opening the door for her. Should the television flip to a {{wp|SMPTE color bars|test pattern}}, she becomes restless and rushes over to his bed, trying to catch him in the act. Eventually, she runs back to her initial spot to watch television for a little while longer; once she turns it off, she watches 9-Volt intently as she leaves, with the cat opening the door for her.
**In Sneaky Gamer, [[Mr. Sparkles]] can appear on the television screen.
**In Sneaky Gamer, 5-Volt can appear by lifting up the table with the television; this is indicated by the entire table shaking before it is lifted to reveal her or Mr. Sparkles. The table may also shake and stop without being lifted.
**In Sneaky Gamer, 5-Volt's handprints may also appear at the window before she opens it, hanging upside down, in an attempt to catch 9-Volt awake.
*'''Endless:''' This level is at the same difficulty as Level 3 and uses the same set of 5-Volt appearances and distractions, along with several new ones; the level continues until the game ends under any condition.
**After the television switches through two channels, a cat may pop out of the television before running back in.
**5-Volt may change her walking speed while going by the window outside, including when she doubles back to open it.
**5-Volt often opens the window multiple times in the same pass, accompanied by a scare chord when she runs to the window; like with the door, the last time it is opened, the player may see the wig-wearing old man instead.
**After 5-Volt moves from the television and tries to catch 9-Volt on his bed, she may fall asleep; the player can see a snot bubble appear when she does, though she can wake up suddenly. Once awake, she may jump outside through the window; in Sneaky Gamer, she instead runs back to her initial sitting spot, with her movement pattern proceeding as usual.
**In Sneaky Gamer, 5-Volt may slowly open the door to catch 9-Volt.
**In Sneaky Gamer, a scare chord may play rarely, followed by 5-Volt jumping into the room through the window; she then uses the same set of techniques to catch 9-Volt as when she jumps out of the television.
**A Cluck-A-Pop coin may drop onto the console and appear in a microgame, and the player can claim the coin by tapping it.

===18-Volt===
In this mode, 18-Volt is playing the console. This mode is very similar to other ''[[WarioWare (series)|WarioWare]]'' games, with three difficulty levels for microgames, and ends only when the player loses all four chance balloons. After the player beats the boss microgame, various intermission cutscenes play. The time of day also progresses. This includes:
*18-Volt eating a handful of popcorn (first time)
*18-Volt watching a running person pass by (second time)
*An automobile driving by (day and evening only)
*A person walking with four cats following them (night only)

There is a rare chance that 5-Volt appears from behind a bush to give the player a scare; after a few seconds, she walks away. In the next intermission, she walks in front of her home.<ref>arronmunroe (August 14, 2018). [https://youtu.be/MzL1Jk0RdWY?t=1014 Game & Wario: Gamer: 9-Volt and 18-Volt All Stages 60fps]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved January 16, 2021.</ref>

====Levels====
*'''Normal:''' If the player scores 40 points or more, they achieve Gamer status.
*'''Ultra Speed:''' From the beginning, the games go very fast. If the player scores 20 points or more, they achieve Gamer status.
*'''Hardcore:''' At the start, the player begins with only one chance balloon and all microgames are set to their hardest difficulty. If the player scores 10 points or more, they achieve Gamer status.

==Rewards==
These scores are based on Levels 1–3 only. Scores for other modes are based on microgames encountered. Only microgames completed count; a microgame interrupted partway by a Game Over does not count.
*Each point remaining on Wakey Meter: 10 points
*Lives remaining: 100 points
Thus, the highest possible score is 1,400 (with four lives remaining and a full Wakey Meter), while the lowest is 110 (one life remaining and a nearly empty meter).

==Microgames==
===''Game & Wario''===
Each of these microgames can be played individually without facing any threats from 5-Volt by obtaining them from the [[Cluck-A-Pop]] machine. They are represented by orange capsules and take up spots 59–80 in the capsule collection. Two microgames, [[Gold Digger]] and [[Sole Man]], return from previous ''WarioWare'' games.

{|class="wikitable"style="text-align:center"
|-
!Icon/Name
!Description
!Icon/Name
!Description
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_059.png|100px]]<br>[[Gold Digger]]
|''Everyone's favorite tried-and-true finger-in-the-nose game is back! But these honkers have got flair and originality!'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Pick|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_060.png|100px]]<br>[[Sole Man]]
|''Aaaah! We'll be squashed! Run away! Huh?! Some people like getting squashed...'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Move|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_061.png|100px]]<br>[[Mole (microgame)|Mole]]
|''Count the moles, but that means the moles ONLY! Well, you might have to count other things once in a while...'' ({{button|wiiu|Padupdown}}: {{color|Select|red}} {{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Choose|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_062.png|100px]]<br>[[Break!]]
|''Prepare to meet the world's most powerful finger!'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Break|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_063.png|100px]]<br>[[Rollout]]
|''Roll the roller up and down to roll it out! Man, that's a lot of rolling...'' ({{button|wiiu|Padupdown}}: {{color|Roll|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_064.png|100px]]<br>[[Spotlight (Game & Wario)|Spotlight]]
|''All stars crave the spotlight. But staying in it can sure be tough!'' ({{button|wiiu|pad}}: {{color|Move|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_065.png|100px]]<br>[[Super Fly Swatter]]
|''This just might be the world's biggest flyswatter. It's great for swatting multiple flies at once. It can even swat things that only look like flies!'' ({{button|wiiu|pad}}: {{color|Move|red}} {{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Swat|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_066.png|100px]]<br>[[Dinosaur (microgame)|Dinosaur]]
|''Move left and right at the correct time to escape! You can tell which way Mr. Dino is going to go by the way he's facing. But sometimes he'll fake you out...'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Escape|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_067.png|100px]]<br>[[Eye Exam (Game & Wario)|Eye Exam]]
|''Can you see this? Show me which direction it's facing. The nurse will occasionally pop in to help. Oh, and one more thing: our clinic is really popular these days. We apologize for all the people moving about.'' ({{button|wiiu|pad}}/{{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Answer|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_068.png|100px]]<br>[[Ball (G&W)]]
|''This is the G&W Ball, which Nintendo used to sell a looong time ago. Oh, G&W doesn't stand for GAME & WARIO. It stands for GAME & WATCH!'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Move hands|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_069.png|100px]]<br>[[Samurai Slice]]
|''The wandering samurai from Rhythm Heaven has a part-time job at a fish factory?! Time the rhythm and get those fish sliced!'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Slice|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_070.png|100px]]<br>[[Matryoshka]]
|''Just take them apart! Or put them back together!'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Take apart/Put together|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_071.png|100px]]<br>[[Fake Out]]
|''There's really not much difference between a fake and the real thing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. It goes without saying, therefore, that this game may not be what it seems.'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Touch/Poke/Take apart|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_072.png|100px]]<br>[[Dachshund]]
|''Why didn't we call this game Wiener Dog? My boss told me not to...'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Eat|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_073.png|100px]]<br>[[Bananas (microgame)|Bananas]]
|''Why are there banana peels everywhere?! It's driving me bananas!'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Jump|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_074.png|100px]]<br>[[Fish]]
|''Swim and eat. That's it! Oh, and watch out for fishing lures and bigger fish!'' ({{button|wiiu|pad}}: {{color|Move|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_075.png|100px]]<br>[[Loose Tooth]]
|''More like loose teeth! They're all falling out! Find a healthy one as fast as you can.'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Move|red}} {{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Jump|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_076.png|100px]]<br>[[Allergy Attack]]
|''My nighttime allergies are really acting up again! Surely a fronk will cure what's ailing me.'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Move|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_077.png|100px]]<br>[[Transform!]]
|''Bad guys? A damsel in distress?! A hero is you!'' ({{button|wiiu|pad}}/{{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Transform|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_078.png|100px]]<br>[[Homeward]]
|''You'd think I could remember the way home. Nope!'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Select|red}} {{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Choose|red}})
|-
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_079.png|100px]]<br>[[Record Guy]]
|''Trust me—everyone finds this guy annoying. Flick him out of here, would ya? He's enjoying that record way too much.'' ({{button|wiiu|a}}: {{color|Flick|red}})
|[[File:CluckAPop_Prize_080.png|100px]]<br>BOSS: [[Windbag (microgame)|Windbag]]
|''Put a cork in it! That's really all there is to it. Oh, and watch out for the spiky balls falling from above and fish jumping from below!'' ({{button|wiiu|Padleftright}}: {{color|Move|red}})
|}

===''WarioWare Gold''===
All of the microgames featured in the ''WarioWare Gold'' version of Gamer use the "Mash" control scheme. [[Gold Digger]] and [[Mole (microgame)|Mole]] also return from ''Game & Wario''.
{|class="wikitable"style="text-align:center"
|-
!Image/Name
!Description
!Host
!Image/Name
!Description
!Host
|-
|[[File:SuperWarioBros WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Super Wario Bros.]]
|"Control a super version of me, and smash those Goombas out of my stomping grounds!"
|[[File:Wario Point Gold.png|100px]]<br>[[Wario]]
|[[File:BodyBlock WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Body Block]]
|"Use your body to keep this ball bouncin'. And, hey–don't let it fall!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|-
|[[File:MunchaBunch WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Munch a Bunch]]
|"I'm pretty sure this strange turtle'll eat anything you put in front of it. The question is can he chomp it all before time runs out?"
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|[[File:GoalinOne WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Goal in One]]
|"Gettin' past this goalie is all about direction and power. Mess up the timing, and your kick could be as sad as an empty dance floor."
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|-
|[[File:WarioWhirled WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Wario Whirled]]
|"Waaah! I'm spiiiinnning! I'm spiiiinnning! You gotta stop me at the right time!"
|[[File:Wario Point Gold.png|100px]]<br>[[Wario]]
|[[File:OffFence WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Off-Fence]]
|"Now you gotta move that sword up and down to block an enemy's attack. Well that's not groovy... They're not alone! Look out!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|-
|[[File:CloseCall WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Close Call (microgame)|Close Call]]
|"As the umpire of this tennis game, it's your job to determine on which side of the line the ball bounced. And if you see something other than a ball, well then...that's just your imagination!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|[[File:WWG Mole.png|150px]]<br>[[Mole (microgame)|Mole]]
|"Moles are more than dots–they're marks of beauty. Count how many you see!"
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Gold Digger.png|150px]]<br>[[Gold Digger]]
|"Noses are meant to be picked! Don't hesitate–stick those fingers right up those nostrils!"
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:WWG Down & Outie.png|150px]]<br>[[Down & Outie]]
|"HEY! Did this shirt shrink in the wash?! I don't want my belly getting chilly! Don't pull it too far down, or you'll owe me a new shirt!"
|[[File:Wario Deluxe Sprite Gold.png|110px]]<br>[[Wario Deluxe]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Sloppy Salon.png|150px]]<br>[[Sloppy Salon]]
|"Give your customers the cut they want! If you go overboard, they won't be too happy."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:Rugby WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Rugby]]
|"The game's almost over. This is your one last shot. Catch the ball or the other team wins...and you feel like it's all your fault. Now go long, bro!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Tip the Scale.png|150px]]<br>[[Tip the Scale]]
|"Which is heavier–the left side or the right? Once you've made your choice, press the corresponding direction."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:WWG Mug Shot.png|150px]]<br>[[Mug Shot (WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!)|Mug Shot]]
|"If you think you're so cool, watch this! I'll catch the next drink that slides down the counter."
|[[File:Wario Deluxe Sprite Gold.png|110px]]<br>[[Wario Deluxe]]
|-
|[[File:ExtremePattyCake WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Extreme Patty-Cake]]
|"Let's go mano a mano, yo! When your opponent puts out his hands, that's your chance! He's not going down? Then try again!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|[[File:WWG Electric Groove Fish.png|150px]]<br>[[Electric Groove Fish]]
|"It's a blackout! The only way to restore power to the town is by sending it electricity via that flashy fish in the ocean."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Cavity Calamity.png|150px]]<br>[[Cavity Calamity]]
|"Save the helpless tooth-rotting germ by finding it a nice place to hide! Huh... This seems counterintuitive."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:CoverUp WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Cover Up]]
|"Roll the egg toward its mama to warm it up! Aw, shucks. Life is tough for these little guys before they're even born."
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|-
|[[File:WWG The Brush Off.png|150px]]<br>[[The Brush Off]]
|"Oh my! Those teeth are all black! Move the toothbrush right and left. Let's make those teeth shine!"
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:OcarinaofTime WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Ocarina of Time]]
|"Link has arrived at the Temple of Time! Now he must pull out the Master Sword and continue his adventure. <font color=green>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was released for the Nintendo 64 in 1998.</font>"
|[[File:5-Volt Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[5-Volt]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Yoshi's Island.png|150px]]<br>[[Yoshi's Island (microgame)|Yoshi's Island]]
|"Oh no! Baby Mario is floating away! Help Yoshi rescue him! Hold down {{button|3ds|A}}, and Yoshi will flutter-jump in the air. <font color=green>Yoshi's Island was released for the SNES in 1995.</font>"
|[[File:5-Volt Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[5-Volt]]
|[[File:GameWatchManhole WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Game & Watch: Manhole (microgame)|Game & Watch: Manhole]]
|"This street looks a little dangerous! Move the manhole cover so the pedestrians don't fall. <font color=green>Game & Watch: Manhole was released in 1981.</font>"
|[[File:5-Volt Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[5-Volt]]
|-
|[[File:DiddlySquat WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Diddly Squat]]
|"Get those legs in dancin' shape by doin' some squats! I promise all your hard work'll pay off in the end!"
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|[[File:GravitationalPull WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Gravitational Pull (microgame)|Gravitational Pull]]
|"Uh-oh! That astronaut's spinning out of control. You gotta save him! Time your rescue attempt perfectly to bring him back to safety."
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|-
|[[File:Right of Way WWG.png|150px]]<br>[[Right of Way]]
|"Sidewalks can be surprisingly precarious! Watch where you're going, and dodge whatever comes your way."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:HoverforCover WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Hover for Cover]]
|"The princess in her bamboo rocket needs help! You gotta use the jets to help her stay afloat and avoid the meteors."
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|-
|[[File:WWG No Solicitors.png|150px]]<br>[[No Solicitors]]
|"Hey! Who does this guy think he is?! Send him packing!"
|[[File:Wario Point Gold.png|100px]]<br>[[Wario]]
|[[File:EyeSpy WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Eye Spy]]
|"A bunch of wide-eyed Warios are hanging out in the dark. The question is, how many of 'em are there?"
|[[File:Wario Point Gold.png|100px]]<br>[[Wario]]
|-
|[[File:ArrowSpace WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Arrow Space]]
|"Ack! You're cornered! Dodge all the arrows! And the falling walls! Stay COOOOOOOOOL!"
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|[[File:WWG Bug Birdie.png|150px]]<br>[[Bug Birdie]]
|"I woke up this morning in bug form! It bothered me at first, but then I realized I could roll these stinky balls into a hole. Worth it."
|[[File:Wario Deluxe Sprite Gold.png|110px]]<br>[[Wario Deluxe]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Worm Squirm.png|150px]]<br>[[Worm Squirm]]
|"Wow! These worms know how to party. But look–one of them is thirsty! Help it find the puddle!"
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:WordUp WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>[[Word Up]]
|"Shoot the ? to make a word! Don't ya wish writing was always this easy?"
|[[File:Dribble Pose Gold.png|100px]][[File:Spitz Pose Gold.png|65px]]<br>[[Dribble & Spitz]]
|-
|[[File:WWG Nail Call.png|150px]]<br>LV 1 BOSS: [[Nail Call]]
|"Pound in the nail from directly above! If you make a mistake, straighten it out by hitting the nail from the other side. And hurry up–the guy holding the nail is kind of impatient."
|[[File:MonaGoldPose.png|80px]]<br>[[Mona]]
|[[File:OneHitWonder WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>LV 2 BOSS: [[One Hit Wonder]]
|"Take a swing, and hit the balls the Ultra Machine tosses your way. Be sure to watch out for that changeup! <font color=green>The Ultra Machine was a batting machine for home use that electronically fired table tennis balls. It was released in Japan in 1968.</font>"
|[[File:5-Volt Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[5-Volt]]
|-
|[[File:PunchOut WarioWareGold.png|150px]]<br>LV 3 BOSS: [[Punch Out]]
|"First you gotta dodge your opponent's attacks left or right, and then you gotta throw some punches, yo! If one of those dudes starts to flash, that's when you gotta start lookin' out for his special blow."
|[[File:Jimmy T Pose Gold.png|75px]]<br>[[Jimmy T]]
|}

==Controls==
===''Game & Wario''===
*{{button|wiiu|Pad}} / {{button|wiiu|A}}: Do microgame actions
*{{button|wiiu|ZL}} / {{button|wiiu|L}} + {{button|wiiu|ZR}} / {{button|wiiu|R}}: Hide game
===''WarioWare Gold''===
*{{button|3ds|Pad}} / {{button|3ds|A}}: Do microgame actions
*{{button|3ds|l}} + {{button|3ds|r}}: Hide game

==Description==
===''Game & Wario''===
''"I'm [[9-Volt]]! Can you play video games AND avoid my [[5-Volt|mom's]] evil stare? I made this game to show everyone how annoying she is!"''

''Hi, I'm '''9-Volt'''! I just got the new super-popular portable game '''BALLOON FIGHTER'''! I'm kinda bummed right now because my mom beat my high score, so I'm staying up past my bedtime to get it back! She keeps coming by to check on me, though, so I have to pretend to be asleep...which is actually making me kinda sleepy.''

''I'm determined to beat the boss today. When my mom comes by, hide the system, OK? I never cause trouble, so she won't check on me too...I don't think. (Score 1000+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

''My mom's been coming by more often lately. I think she knows I'm being sneaky and staying up to play games. But that won't stop me. I have to beat a really hard boss today! (Score 1000+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

''I really wanna beat the final boss tonight! But my mom's getting pretty crazy about checking on me... I wish she'd be cool and just leave me alone! (Score 1000+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

''I think I've figured out my mom's patrol pattern, so tonight I'm gonna stay up all night! If I'm really good at hiding, I'll barely lose any energy. (Score 30+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

'''''18-Volt''' here! I'm '''9-Volt''''s best friend. My mom's always out, so I can play video games whenever I want. I'm really into '''BALLOON FIGHTER''' right now. Ever heard of it?''

''This is the hit game '''BALLOON FIGHTER'''! '''9-Volt''''s mom is super strict, so it's hard for him to get very far. He should just come over here to play! (Score 40+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

''This version of '''BALLOON FIGHTER''' is fast right from the start and super hard. It'll really get your adrenaline pumping! (Score 20+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

''The '''Hardcore''' version of '''BALLOON FIGHTER''' is only for advanced players. The game speed is normal, but if you make a single mistake, it's game over! (Score 10+ points to achieve Gamer status!)''

===''WarioWare Gold''===
''Hey, you guys! 9-Volt here! I love to play games right before I go to bed. Too bad my mom doesn't approve. Could you keep watch for me?    Controls: Mash''

== Names in other languages ==
{{Foreign names
|Fre=Gamer (''Game & Wario'')<br>Gamer furtif (''Gold'')
|FreM=-<br>Stealthy gamer
|Spa=Gamer (''Game & Wario'')<br>A escondidas (''Gold'')
|SpaM=-<br>On the quiet
}}

==Trivia==
*In Gamer, a [[Virtual Boy]] can be seen next to the television; Sneaky Gamer replaces it with a Wii U.

==References==
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[[Category:Game & Wario minigames]]
[[Category:WarioWare Gold minigames]]