Editing Cheatsy's Life

{{theme infobox
|file=[[File:CheatysLife.oga]]
|image=[[File:CheatsysLifeImage.jpg|250px]]
|composer=[[Michael Tavera]], Monroe Michaels
|vocals=[[James Rankin]]<br>[[John Stocker]]
|key={{wp|G major}}, {{wp|A-sharp major}}, {{wp|A major}}
|first_appearance=''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]'' – "[[Gopher Bash]]"
}}
"'''Cheatsy's Life'''"<ref name="Abyss">'''''The abyss & 2,078 other titles.''''' ''{{wp|United States Copyright Office}}''</ref> is the song that appears in the [[Super Mario World (television series)|''Super Mario World'' television series]] episode "[[Gopher Bash]]." It is sung by [[Larry|Cheatsy]] and his [[Monty Mole|Gopher]] minions after they successfully steal the [[Cave People]]'s crops. [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and [[Yoshi]] later capture the Gophers and finish off the song. It was composed by [[Michael Tavera]] and Monroe Michaels.<ref name="Abyss"/>

==Lyrics==
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===English===
<blockquote>
'''CHEATSY KOOPA:''' Oh, when Koopa sees a chance for some real mischief,<br>
When there's the blackest of evil to be done<br>
He smiles and then says, "Cheatsy, just go do it!"<br>
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a lot of fun (Fun!)<br>
<br>
'''GOPHERS:''' Oh, when there's underhanded evil to be done (To be done!)<br>
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a lot of fun (Lots of fun!)<br>
<br>
(Yeah!)<br>
<br>
'''CHEATSY KOOPA:''' If you want to cheat a family of their mortgage<br>
If you want to put some grandma on the street (Put her down!)<br>
Then I'm the one that has the plan, I know how to do it<br>
Ol' Cheatsy's got the schemes that can't be beat<br>
<br>
'''GOPHERS:''' Oh, when there's underhanded evil to be done (To be done!)<br>
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a happy one (Happy one!)<br>
<br>
'''CHEATSY KOOPA:''' If the idea is to take someone's life savings (Take 'em!)<br>
If you wanna steal a little boy's last dime<br>
Then I'm the one that you should all be calling<br>
I'll do the job no matter what the crime<br>
<br>
'''MARIO, LUIGI, AND YOSHI:''' When there's something really rotten to be done (To be done!)<br>
Then Cheatsy's life becomes a worthwhile one (Worthwhile one!)<br>
That's Cheatsy's life! (Haha ha hah!)<br>
</blockquote>

===Albanian===
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!English
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'''ÇIPSI:''' Kupa Mbret është mjeshtër mashtrimi!<br>
Ka plot ligësira për të bërë!<br>
Ai qesh e i bindur thotë: Çipsi im do t'ja dalë!<br>
Zemra e Çipsit bëhet mal!<br>

'''GAFARË:''' Sa qejf! Ai ka për të bërë plot ligësi!<br>
Sa i lumtur ndjehet Çipsi!<br>

'''ÇIPSI:''' Nëse një familje do të mashtrosh!<br>
Nëse gjyshen në rruge do ta lësh!<br>
Ka shumë gjëra për tu bërë!<br>
Vetëm Çipsi mund t'ia dalë!<br>

'''GAFARË:''' Duhen bërë shumë ligësi,<br>
Vetëm Çipsi ështe i duhuri!<br>

'''ÇIPSI:''' Nëse do të vjedhësh ca kursime,<br>
lodrat t'ja marrësh një fëmije!<br>
Çipsi e bën këtë veprim,<br>
sepse për të asgjë s'është gabim!<br>

'''MARIO, LUIGJI DHE JOSHI:''' Nëse diçka e mirë duhet bërë! (Duhet bërë!)<br>
Dhe Çipsi do t'ia dalë!<br>
Do t'ia dalë!
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'''CHEATSY:''' King Koopa is a master of deception!<br>
There are plenty of nasty things to do!<br>
He laughs and says confidently: My Cheatsy will go do it!<br>
Cheatsy's heart becomes a mountain!<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' How delightful! He is going to do a lot of mischief!<br>
How happy Cheatsy feels!<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' If you want to cheat a family!<br>
If you leave grandma on the street!<br>
There are many things to do!<br>
Only Cheatsy can do it!<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' A lot of mischief needs to be done,<br>
Only Cheatsy is the right one!<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' If you want to steal some savings,<br>
take the toys from a child!<br>
Cheatsy does this act,<br>
because for him nothing is wrong!<br>

'''MARIO, LUIGI AND YOSHI:''' If something good needs to be done! (It must be done!)<br>
And Cheatsy will do it!<br>
He will do it!
|}

===Italian===
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'''CIPPY:''' Se Attila mi chiama, io corro a tutta birra<br>
Se c'è da esser cattivi vado io!<br>
Digrigna i denti e dice: "Cippy, vai"!<br>
E io mi sento forte come un dio!<br>

'''TALPE:''' Quindi tutto vispo lui dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!)<br>
Perché si sente forte come un dio! (Come un dio!)<br>

'''CIPPY:''' Se vuoi derubar la gente in ogni casa<br>
Se vuoi buttar la nonna dal tassì<br>
Solo una cosa devi far: dire "Cippy, vai!"<br>
E io mi sento forte come un dio!<br>

'''TALPE:''' Quindi tutto vispo lui dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!)<br>
Perché si sente forte come un dio! (Come un dio!)<br>

'''CIPPY:''' Se vuoi sottrarre i risparmi di una vita<br>
Se tu vuoi ai bimbi i soldi ruberò!<br>
Sai già chi devi chiamar per primo<br>
Vedrai, tutti i tuoi guai risolverò!<br>

'''MARIO, LUIGI E YOSHI:''' Se suo papà lo chiama dice "Vado io!" (Vado io!)<br>
Allora il suo cervello dice addio! (Dice addio!)<br>
DICE ADDIO!<br>
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'''CHEATSY:''' If [[Bowser|Koopa]] calls me, I'll run like crazy<br>
If being evil is necessary, I'm gonna come!<br>
He grinds his teeth and says: "Cheatsy, go!"<br>
And I feel strong as a god!<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' So, lively as ever, he says "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!)<br>
Because he feels strong as a god! (As a god!)<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' If you wanna rob people in every home<br>
If you wanna throw your grandma out of the taxi<br>
You have to do only one thing: Say: "Cheatsy, go!"<br>
And I'll feel strong as a god!<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' So, lively as ever, he says "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!)<br>
Because he feels strong as a god! (As a god!)<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' If you wanna steal lifelong savings<br>
If you want, I'm gonna steal money from children!<br>
You already know who to call first<br>
You'll see, I'll solve all of your troubles!<br>

'''MARIO, LUIGI AND YOSHI:''' If his dad calls him, he says: "I'm gonna go!" (I'm gonna go!)<br>
So his brain says goodbye! (Says goodbye!)<br>
SAYS GOODBYE!<br>
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===Korean===
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!Romanization
!Translation
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'''취시:''' 킹쿠파가 아주 응큼하고<br>
아주 못된 일을 찾았을땐<br>
웃으며 말하지요 "그 일은 취시가 해야겠지"<br>
그럼 취시는 모두에게 뮌가를 보여주지롱...<br>

'''두더자:''' 아주 못된 일이 있을때 (장난칠 일이 있을때)<br>
취시는 모든이에게 (뭔가를 보여주지롱...)<br>

'''취시:''' 만일 가족들을 속여먹고 싶을때나<br>
길에서 할머니를 골려먹고 싶을땐<br>
그 때는 어떻게 해야하는지<br>
취시에겐 비장의 비결이 있지롱...<br>

'''두더자:''' 아주 못된 일을 하거나 (남을 골탕 먹일때면)<br>
취시는 한없이, 끝없이 (행복하지롱...)<br>

'''취시:''' 누가 아끼는 것을 훔쳐오고 싶을 때나<br>
꼬마의 저금통을 훔쳐오고 싶을땐<br>
그럴때는 언제나 날 불러주세요<br>
못된 짓이라면 뭐든 도와 드린답니다<br>

'''마리오, 루이지, 그리고 요시:''' 이 세상에 나쁜일이 모두 사라진다면<br>
취시도 착해지고 훌륭하게 클거야
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'''CHWISI:''' King Kupaga aju eungkeumhago<br>
Aju motdoen ir-eul chaj-ass-eulttaen<br>
Us-eumyeo malhajiyo "Geu ir-eun Chwisiga haeyagetji"<br>
Geureom Chwisineun moduege mwingareul boyeojujirong...<br>

'''DUDEOJI:''' Aju motdoen ir-i iss-eulttae (Jangnanchil ir-i iss-eulttae)<br>
Chwisineun modeun-iege (Mwongareul boyeojujirong...)<br>

'''CHWISI:''' Man-il gajokdeur-eul sog-yeomeokgo sib-eulttaena<br>
Gir-eseo halmeonireul golryeomeokgo sib-eulttaen<br>
Geu ttaeneun eotteotge haeyahaneunji<br>
Chwisiegen bijang-ui bigyeor-i itjirong...<br>

'''DUDEOJI:''' Ju motdoen ir-eul hageona (Nam-eul goltang meog-ilttaemyeon)<br>
Chwisineun han-eops-i, kkeut-eops-i (Haengbokhajirong...)<br>

'''CHWISI:''' Nuga akkineun geos-eul humchyeoogo sib-eul ttaena<br>
Kkomaui jeogeumtong-eul humchyeoogo sib-eulttaen<br>
Geureolttaeneun eonjena nal bulreojuseyo<br>
Motdoen jis-iramyeon mwodeun dowa deurindapnida<br>

'''MARIO, RU'IJI, GEURIGO YOSI:''' I sesang-e nappeun-ir-i modu sarajindamyeon<br>
Chwisido chakhaejigo hulryunghage keulgeoya
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'''CHEATSY:''' King Koopa is very sneaky and sly<br>
When he finds something really rotten<br>
He says with a smile, "Cheatsy should just go do it."<br>
Then Cheatsy will show something to everyone...<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' When something really bad happens (When there's something to joke about)<br>
Cheatsy is for everyone (I'll show you something...)<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' If you want to trick your family<br>
When you want to prank a grandma on the street<br>
What should I do this time?<br>
Cheatsy has a secret trick up his sleeve...<br>

'''GOPHERS:''' Doing something really nasty (When playing a trick on someone)<br>
Cheatsy is boundless without end (I am happy...)<br>

'''CHEATSY:''' When one wants to steal something they cherish<br>
When you want to steal a kid's piggy bank<br>
Whenever that happens, always call me<br>
I can help with anything even if it's a bad deed<br>

'''MARIO, LUIGI, AND YOSHI:''' If all the bad things in this world disappeared<br>
Cheatsy will become kind and grow up to be wonderful
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==Multimedia==
{{media table
|file1=CheatsysLifeItalian.oga
|title1=Cheatsy's Life
|description1= The song as translated in the Italian dub
|file2=CheatsysLifePortugese.oga
|title2=Cheatsy's Life
|description2= The song as translated in the Brazilian Portuguese dub
}}

==References==
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