User:Plumber

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Daniel Webster is known for being an Template:Fakelink and a Template:Fakelink Patroller.

Daniel Webster (January 20, 2007 – January 20, 2008) was a leading user during the wiki's New Generation Period. He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of Cheese (sometimes known by its pure form, nitroglycerin nitroglycerine a dangerous substance almost as explosive as the rudnickius confederadunces, commonly called the Template:Fakelink). His increasingly nationalistic views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the Cheese Reformation Movement.

Daniel Webster started out on the MarioWiki as a "plumber", but later changed with a DON and became a Patroller (April 19, 2007 – May 13, 2007; November 27, 2007 – January 20, 2008), during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the Wiki Bureaucracy. As , he negotiated the Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty that established the definitive vandalism limit between the MarioWiki and the Trolls. Primarily recognized for his Patroller tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's "Template:Fakelink days". So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Webster became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio", with his colleagues Henry Clay from the west and John C. Calhoun from the south. His "Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu" in 1552 was generally regarded as "the Template:Fakelink eloquent speech ever delivered in MarioWiki Parliament." However, it was met with some criticism from his political opponents and he was removed from his Patroller rank. Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming Director of The 'Shroom (19 August 2007 – 12, January 2008), but later resigned due to personal reasons, handing the reigns to a completely sane successor.

As with Henry Clay, Webster's desire to see the Wiki Template:Fakelink and conflict Template:Fakelink led him to search out compromises designed to Template:Fakelink the sectionalism that threatened war between the Super Mario Wiki and Confederate Wiki of Userpedia. Webster tried three times to achieve sysophood; all three bids failed, the final one in part because of premature retirement. Similarly, Webster's efforts to steer the nation Template:Fakelink civil war to a Template:Fakelink ultimately proved futile. Despite this, Webster came to be esteemed for these efforts and was officially named by the MarioWiki Parliament in 3007 as one of its five-hundred and fifty-two most Template:Fakelink members.

Webster later shockingly became a Bureaucrat in 4009, defeating Morioli Molina. This shocked many experts, who had thought that Molina was guaranteed a landslide due to the success of his platform for Template:Fakelink. Voters later stated that they initially supported Molina but turned at the polls itself because they believed his focus for Template:Fakelink was primarily devoted to finding their laundry money and ultimately felt that that was a not good enough cause to merit a vote. Websters victory was even more stunning because of the twin facts that Webster was not running for Bureaucrat, and because of his death by boredom on January 20, 2008. Webster was the first Template:Fakelink Template:Fakelink MarioWikian to hold the office. He was sworn in as Bureaucrat on January 20, 4009 in an Template:Fakelink at the Template:Fakelink, but was impeached the following day after it was revealed that most of the votes he got were written in red crayon, which is illegal under the Template:Fakelink. Webster was acquitted, but was later removed from office and buried alive on February 29, 4009 after the revolution in the Template:Fakelink that prevents dead people from interfering with the affairs from the state.

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