User:Plumber
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| Vios! Im-a gonna retire now!
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| Gender: | Male | ||
| Favorite Number: | 552 | ||
| MKDS Friend Code: | 270681-227456 | ||
| Pokemon Pearl FC: | 0301 6487 3825 | ||
| Area: | Various Websites | ||
| HP: | 42 | ||
| Attack: | 7 | ||
| Defense: | 2 | ||
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| Bestiary #551 #552 #553 | |||
“Plumber, you are the weirdest creep I have ever known. And you're proud of it.”
—3D
Hi there. No, don't run away. I don't bite (hard). I'm , member of the Super
. If you need help, or just need to talk, do so on the talk page.
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Comic 
Comic
And now... our Featured Presentation. Note that credit for all sprites go to their original makers.
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Performance
Now... Our Featured Featured Presentation...
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Waluigi, Waluigi, my name is Waluigi! ![]()
Don't throw Whiskered Eggplants at me! ![]()
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Hee hee hee hee! ![]()
Its-a-me, ![]()
Mama Waluigi!!! 
Wak! 
Song Review 
by Waluigi Freak 99
Obviously, Waluigi's under-par performance was due to the fact that a fan helped write it. Waluigi is capable of much more without fan interferance.
Everyone knows that Waluigi is the only one with the ability to throw Whiskered Eggplants. So why would he be afraid of having them thrown at him? Only he can throw them, and he would never throw one at himself, unless he was eating one, but then it would make sense for him to simply pick the eggplant up and eat it, not throw it at himself, unless he was tossing it into the air and into his mouth, but the eggplant is two times the size of his mouth, and, due to the nature of the Whiskered Eggplant move, he might end up simply eating a baseball.
If you did not understand that above paragraph, you're not a Waluigi fan.
So, in review, Waluigi's performance here is the fault of the user who wrote the song for him. Waluigi needs freedom. FREEDOM! I'm free as a BIIIIIIIIRD now!
Stats 
Articles I've Made
Images I've Uploaded
Ranking
Plumber
joined the Wiki on 22:05, 20 January 2007 (EST)
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became a patroller at 03:14, 19 April 2007 (EDT)
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was demoted from patrollerhood on 20:33, 13 May 2007.
Plumber: CRAGLEY HO! became director of The 'Shroom on 20:55, 19 August 2007.
was given a second chance at patrollerhood on 20:53, 27 November 2007.
retired from his duties as Director of The 'Shroom on 12, January 2008.
Plumber
announced his inactivity on 22:05, 20 January 2007 (EST), which was also his one-year anniversary of joining the wiki. He will still be on from time to time.
Other Junk
- Bean is my little sister.
- I am a hardcore cheese lover!
- Graveyard rules!
- My 1000th article edit was on Count Bleck
- I am trying to tell people what is under a Shy Guy's mask, but they always get me before I can tell anyone that under their mask is-*BANGSMASHBOOMCRUSH"NO, NOT THE DUCT TAPE! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"SMACKSMUSH*
- I was in all of Aipom's comics, but looked different in every one before the fourth one. In the first one, I was Waluigi who came to investigate why everyone was upside-down. In the second one, I was a hatless Mario recolor who beat the comic writer himself in a wrestling match offscreen. In Aipom's third comic, I was a Waluigi recolor. I "defeated" Coincollector because her flying machine crashed. From now on, I will stay as a Waluigi recolor. I defeated Parayoshi by scaring him in the fourth comic. In the fifth comic, I threw a Bob-bomb at SpazzingWonder2 and defeated him. Then, when there was a Battle Royale between the top 3, Peachycakes came in and ruined everything and beat Max! Then she went away and me and Beanbean were left in the final round. In the final sibling showdown, it was a tie, so whoever got up first would win. But we both got up and then whoever fell down would lose! After 5 hours, I grew weary and fell to defeat. I was also in the race.
- I made the 5000th article, Spacedust Alley.
Obviously, Waluigi's under-par performance was due to the fact that a fan helped write it. Waluigi is capable of much more without fan interferance.
Everyone knows that Waluigi is the only one with the ability to throw Whiskered Eggplants. So why would he be afraid of having them thrown at him? Only he can throw them, and he would never throw one at himself, unless he was eating one, but then it would make sense for him to simply pick the eggplant up and eat it, not throw it at himself, unless he was tossing it into the air and into his mouth, but the eggplant is two times the size of his mouth, and, due to the nature of the Whiskered Eggplant move, he might end up simply eating a baseball.
If you did not understand that above paragraph, you're not a Waluigi fan.
So, in review, Waluigi's performance here is the fault of the user who wrote the song for him. Waluigi needs freedom. FREEDOM! I'm free as a BIIIIIIIIRD now! Waluigi Freak 99 14:38, 16 February 2007 (EST)
Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?
But I think I'm more of a:
I am also:

Take the What Obscure Donkey Kong Character Are You? quiz... or get whacked.
Random Stuff
Pignature
- Main article: User:Plumber/Pignature
Why you shouldn't fly on Friday the 13th 
You won't die, but this will happen (Based on a true story):
- You will have to sit on a plane that is on the ground for two hours next to your grumpy sister and constantly fight
- After two hours on the runway, your plane will take off. Then, you will have to do your homework
- Since the plane has been delayed 2 hrs., you have already missed your next flight.
- You land, and discover you missed the backup flight, too.
- A lady gets in a fight with your father since she cut in line
- Your father stands in the customer assistance line for 40 minutes.
- You eat pizza in the meantime and find this part enjoyable
- You then have to run far to gate A6 with a very very full stomach of pizza, your shoes not on right, and just being worn out
- You discover that the only way you can make this flight is if 4 people don't show up
- Luckily, 5 people don't show up, and you get a nice comfy seat in the front of business class
- The guy who was in the bathroom comes out and says you're in his seat
- You look around for another seat, not finding one
- After double-checking, you discover that there is a seat after all
- You fly home (thank God!)
- Your Quikpark bus doesn't come for a long time
- You discover GameStop gives away Super Paper Mario even if it is reserved after 48 hours, and it is sold out
- You get into many fights in the car
- You are so tired when you come home, you can't type this
- You type this the next morning, only to realize that nobody cares
- Realizing this was a waste, you keep this here out of stubborness.
Misc. 

What does this code mean?:
A man named Sam had 552 apple trees. Some died, the square root of 100 of them died, in fact. However, he planted the factorial of 5 trees more. But the factorial of 4 died, so there were only some left. However, Ronald McDonald came and ate them all, except for pi, which lived. Same then planted the the answer to the radius of a circle with 542 as the diameter more to accomapny the few trees left. However, infinite of them grew for some reason, but then most of them died, howver, the square root of pi were still left. These later all died but produced 10 seeds, but only 30% of the seeds sprouted. Sam planted 1 more tree and waited for a long time.....they all died. He then just decided to eat the factorial of 3 apples times the square root of half of 162. How many apples did Sam eat?
Wapeach, Waluigi and Peach combined
Petey and Luigi don't mix
Nor do Wario and Toadsworth
BEHOLD EVIL GUY!
Yes, this actually happens
3D made this song about me:
“Oh, yeah, Plumber’s one cool purple plumber fan
He can make a wacky song better than I can
He has the coolest sprites, he has a cool sig
He’s one user I can really dig!”
I rate it 10/10 :)!
| Cheese Lovers! | |
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| 3Dejong | Aipom | Blitzwing | Master Crash | Mr. Guy | Plumber | Sadaharu | Xzelion | YellowYoshi398 | |
| Preceded by: Pikmin 2 | Someone Important Timber 64 | Succeeded by: Mustard |










