List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Birdley

• "FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI!"

Bowser

• "Nintendo!" (When the game boots up)
• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "PEACH! So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
• "I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!!"
• "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice...But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!" (Bowser to Mario in the Conference Hall)
• "CHARGE!" (Before the credits)
• "Crud!"
• "HOW DARE YOU!" (Beta version)
• "Bloooooooorg... I feel all... sloshy."
• "SHOWTIME!!!" (When the battle starts)
• "Hey, I know you! You're the weirdo in the forest who gave me that mushroom!"
• "I'll taste defeat? You're going to be tasting my fist, you little piglet!"
• "You are not making ANY sense!"
• "I rule!" (When Bowser successfully gets an "Excellent" in Special Attacks/Leveling Up/Final Battle Win)
• "A monument, huh? Then that means... I must be the hero!"
• "Shut up! You know me! I AM KING BOWSER!"
• "Shut up! Don't think I forgot about my castle! Now's when I punt you out of here!"
• "I fell through the floor, genius!"
• "I GET massages, I don't GIVE 'em!"
• ""She's mine! Put her Back!"
• "One Bowser is plenty, baby! That guy's gotta GO!"
• "Pfft! Please, who do you think I am? I'm Bowser, the Koopa king!"
• "Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
• "Don't lump me with Mario!"
• "Please! He was so weak, I could hardly call him my enemy!"
• "MIRACLE MIGHTY POWER / BOWSER SPECIAL AWESOME / IRON BALL RETURN!"
• "Are you finally ready to stop running and fight?"
• "And for the finale, one KO punch!"
• "Having yourself some hoedown in my body! MY BODY! I've never been so disgusted! No WAY do I stand for this!"

Broque Madame

• "Could you try? Do you know...zee massage arts?"

Broque Monsieur

• "Ah, sweet monsieur! 'Elp me! I need 'elp! Helpez-moi, s'il vous plait!"
• "Hmmm, strange... Zee world, it appers to be upside down..."

Dark Bowser

• "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
• "Not enough... Not enough...power..."
• "Not enough dark power..."
• "Power has been drained..."
• "I am not complete..."
• "Who... Who will give...the dark power..."
• "Her..."
• "No..."
• "That voice... Yes... I know that voice... That is the being who drained me of my power..."
• "FWAHAHAHA! Awake at last! The dark power is complete!"
• "I have copied all that is you. You are no longer necessary."
• "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
• "Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes?"
• "Soon, this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within."
• "And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Doctor Toadley

• "Miracle Toadley Cure…"

Mother Toad

• "NOOOO! HONEY!"

Fawful

• "A WINNER IS YOU!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "NOW I HAVE FURY!"
• "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
• "The winning is for... BOWSERRRR!"
• "That was a battle of fury!"
• "I have suction!"
• "SUPER PEACH CASTLE OF FURY!"
• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
• "It is I who gave the statue nuts!"
• "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, drinking tea that laughs at you!"
• "Fawfully-Doo! Where Are You!?"
• "I have shock at you!"
• "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
• "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces!"
• "Meet... THE FURY OF FAWFUL!"
• "I HAVE ANGST!"
• "I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
• Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
• "I have fury?"
• "Fury?"
• "You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends!"
• "MIDBUS! POWER UP!"
• "Here Fawful goes... The disappearing... Forever disappearing.. WITH YOU! (His last words before he explodes)"
• "I have... DARKNESS!"

Midbus

• "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
• "Taste your fist? Ha ha. I think not. I HAVE NO TASTE!"
• "Sense is for the weak!"
• "NOW YOU SLEEP!"
• "SUPER ULTRA WONDER ULTIMATE RUTHLESS GREAT IRON BALL!"
• "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
• "Here your long journey ends!"

Peach

• "Both of you...calm down."

Starlow

• "My name...? It's... Chippy!"
• "You defeated them when you were babies?"
• "Wow. Only you could do that, Mario!"
• "What's that? Luigi fought bravely as well?"
• "Hee hee! Did you attack them with some ferocious crying?"
• "HELLO YELLO!"
• "YELLO GOODBYE!"

Toad Nurse

• "You two are going to Peach's Castle? Good luck Mario Bros.!"

Yikk

• "Who has awakened me from my eternal slumber?"