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Daniel Webster is known for being an Template:Fakelink and a Template:Fakelink Patroller.

Daniel Webster (January 20, 2007 – January 20, 2008) was a leading MarioWikian user during the wiki's New Generation Period. He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of Cheese. His increasingly nationalistic views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the Cheesy Reformation.

Daniel Webster started out on the MarioWiki as a "plumber", but later changed with a DON and became a Patroller, during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the Wiki Bureaucracy. As , he negotiated the Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty that established the definitive vandalism limit between the MarioWiki and the Trolls. Primarily recognized for his Patroller tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's "Template:Fakelink days". So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Webster became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio", with his colleagues Henry Clay from the west and John C. Calhoun from the south. His "Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu" in 1552 was generally regarded as "the Template:Fakelink eloquent speech ever delivered in MarioWiki Parliament." However, it was met with some criticism from his political opponents and he was removed from his Patroller rank. Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming Director of The 'Shroom.

As with Henry Clay, Webster's desire to see the Wiki Template:Fakelink and conflict Template:Fakelink led him to search out compromises designed to Template:Fakelink the sectionalism that threatened war between the Super Mario Wiki and Confederate Wiki of Userpedia. Webster tried three times to achieve sysophood; all three bids failed, the final one in part because of he retired a month before the Patroller rank was abolished. Similarly, Webster's efforts to steer the nation Template:Fakelink civil war to a Template:Fakelink ultimately proved futile. Despite this, Webster came to be esteemed for these efforts and was officially named by the MarioWiki Parliament in 3007 as one of its five-hundred and fifty-two most Template:Fakelink members.

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