User:Walkazo

Greetings. The name's Walkazo, as you may have guessed from this article's title. I'm sharing this account with my little brother, but since its my name he's using, I'll be the foremost sibling when it comes to idle chit-chat (like all this fluff).

Firstly, about me, the older sister Walkazo... Well, I love Mario stuff, but I hate Mario himself. I dream of the day Nintendo creates a game in which Bowser is the titular character and finally gets his long-awaited victory over that accursed plumber. I also hope that some day the people at Nintendo will make sence of all the Marioverse/timeline issues they've cooked up over the years. Unfortunatley, neither is likely to happen anytime soon, so I compensate with writing Bowser-centric fanfiction and my own personal writeup of the Mario series (an ongoing project). I also hope to someday play all the Mario games in existance, even the bad ones like Mario is Missing, and that's about it for me in relation to Mario.

Now, about my little brother who's not actually Walkazo but Pantaro Paratroopa... Uh, he likes Bowser too, and is a big fan of anything to do with NC (Neglected Characters).

Walkazo's Userbox Tower

BOWSER RULES!!! These users support the Koopa Troop.

MARIO DROOLS These users HATE Mario!

File:Controller example.png These users are addicted to video games.

fan-2 These users are big fans of the video game characters Lemmy Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa, Larry Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa, Roy Koopa and Morton Koopa Jr.

fan-3 These users' favorite videogame character is Bowser.

File:Pokéball small.jpg These users play the Pokémon series.

SSS/SSB These users are a Super Smash Sister/Brother tag-team!

These users are addicted to the Internet.

UBX PP hopes you read each and every one of these userboxes! or else...

UBX Walkazo doesn't care if you read each and every one of these userboxes.

File:Plus sign.png These users create their own userboxes by changing other userboxes.

File:Box open.png PP needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

File:Check small.png One of these users is probably online.

Walkazo loves CHEESE on potatoes.

These users think Mario must die like the hundreds of goombas he squashed mercillesly throughout his many overrated adventures.

Walkazo has Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and named her blue Yoshi, G-YO.

Pixl These users' favorite Pixl is Carrie.

These users really want to watch Mario cartoons.

These users prefer Luigi over Mario

UPDATE RESOP PP thinks Jay Resop should update NC much more often

Walkazo thinks Bowser looks old in this picture.

Walkazo's Portion of the Page

See above.

Useful Feature!

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Spritework

This is my second version of me and my brother's sprites. The Paratroopa sprites at the top of the page are Pantaro Paratroopa and the Dragon-Koopa at the bottom is me, Walkazo (the image is actually my idea of what Bowser's wife looks like (called Bowselta), but I use her as my avatar). I included alternative expressions for both me and PP (middle left and centre, respectively) as well as spritework of a Shroob laser and sprites of PP holding one (centre page). Finally, I also included sprites of my pet Shovelnose Catfish, Biggles (top left), and of my local Grackles (a species of North American Blackbird), who my family has been monitoring for the last four years (middle right). The animals are part of my character's special ability "Call of the Wild" in which I call either the flock of Grackles (or Biggles if I'm in the water) to attack my enemies.

This is a work in progress. I hope to include more sprites of Biggles (who, in reality, is only about a foot long, not giant like I have made him in my spritework), as well as some sprites of PP and I as our chameleon namesakes.

WWII

Pokémon DP and I have recently agreed to write a story based on World War II. It's still in the planning stage, but talk to me if you wanna be in it! This is its Usperpedia page, and if you're a member there you can just sign up on that page. Also, if you're interested in helping out with writing the story, this is the link to the forum. But be warned: it contains spoilers!

PP (Walkazo's brother)'s Portion of the Page

Just so you know, Pantaro Paratroopa is speaking here.

My Life's Troubles

I can tell you that I have Asperger Syndrome (a brain condition which brings 'above average intelligence' yet slightly demured social skills), though most educational authorities think I have Autism (a similar condition that manifests different social and learning handicaps that don't apply to me) AND IT IS DRIVING ME BONKERS! And that is the biggest trouble in my life, the second biggest is that I failed to capture Kyogre in Pokémon Sapphire, the bright side is that Walkazo prefers Groudon.

Mariogate MG-1

I have a sprite comic. Go to the talk page if you want to see the plot, or be in it the plot involves the distruction of Un-Mario Wiki (similar to the distruction of the Sammer's Kingdom, but the main characters go to another wiki, and a pokémon battle with the remains of the Pokémon Synegate (or whatever it's called), and more. The comic will start when enough users sign up, and though I have sprites of myself, I am not good at editing sprites and making sheets; so Walkazo's gotta do it, but she's busy with homeowrk a lot of the time. (I'll move this to a subpage once I know how to make them.)

Requirements before next part's production begins: 3 cheese lovers.

BEHOLD!!!

Feature Presentation

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B1

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Main Characters

• PP
• Walkazo
• Max3
• Mr. Guy
• LilBooster

Minor roles

• Toa Waluigi - A legend of zelda fan.
• Dummmmmmy - A member of Bulbapedia.
• GloSquid - Someone that can use Goombella's and Goombario's tattle.
• Master Crash - Someone to explain the music system.
• Alphaclaw11, 1337Yoshi and Betapaw11 - Non-sysop Yoshis.
• MiniMlover10 - A Non-Yoshi interested by Morph bubble contact by Non-Yoshis...
• Willy on Wheels
• Extreme Cheese Fans! - Plumber, Bean and 1-4 others.

Fighters

5 fighters, but everyones attack must have something to do with light, Fire, Laser blasts, Lightbulbs, Lightning, even Flashlights. To sign up, talk, state if you want to be a fighter, and form of light, like firebreath, etc.

Main characters will also contribute to the fighting.

Lightless fighters

3 characters will contribute to the fight with attacks not related to light, like Punching, Kicking, Blasts of a non-light produsing element. (but never do these in real life)

Cameos

Roles open, up to 20 cameos, 6 nessesary.

Sysops

All sysops will be in it unless they tell me that they don't want to be in it.

Pokémon

Several of them will apear in the story.

Steely-Wing 2 (Skarmory) - Level 100 (Walkazo's)

aaaaaaaaaa (Blastoise) - Level 100 (Walkazo's)

Roserade - Level 65 (PP's)

Tyco (Typhlosion) - Level 37 (Max3's)

MTD (Pachirisu) - Level 50 (Max3's)

Feraligatr-Level 60 (Lario's)

Carl (In Piplup and later Zubat form) - Level 50 (Plum's)

Cresselia - Level 50 (???'s)

Don Grou (Groudon) - Level 100 (???'s)

Spiritomb - Level 12 (Dummmmmmy's)

Mew - Level 43 (Dummmmmmy's)

Regice - Level 52 (Dummmmmmy's)

Zapdos - Level 65 (Dummmmmmy's)

Machamp (shiny) - Level ??? (Dummmmmmy's)

Azelf - Level 96 (Dummmmmmy's)

Mew, as seen In Super Smash Bros. Melee

Trivia

This User's 1st Page crated other than the Userpage is Fish Bones not to be confused with Fishbone, as Fish Bones was once not a redirect.

Walkazo beat (in this user's opinion) the hardest level of Super Mario Sunshine, Sirena Beach 6 on April Fools Day, leading Pantaro Paratroopa to beleive she was just jocking about it.

Both Walkazo and Pantaro Paratroopa are named after lizards (Walkazo was a Veiled Chameleon and Pantaro is a Panther Chameleon).

Quotes

Howdy - General Practitioner Donez, NC short 54 (English)

I have giant knives instead of arms - Giant-Knives-Instead-Of-Arms-Man (Wart)

? - Shy Vs. Shy spies

You Lousy - Waluigi

PP's Quotes

Pft. If Jay wants to stop me, he can get of his lazy butt and stop me. - Fred, NC short 62.

Water, water, drinkin' good! - Walkazo, to Pantaro the chameleon.

Wow, that suit stinks - Goomba #1, NC short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

(Gasp) He always smells like that, - Goomba #2, Nc short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

The Trouble Center is in trouble - PP

Loyal subjects, everybody belch! - King Bob Wire, "King"

Walkazo's Quotes

Mammamia, I'm-a-hungry for some pasta. - Mario, "Mario's Diary" by Walkazo.

I hate people, I think they're all stupid. - Percy, Starhunter

Mooore glue! Moooooore Boooraaax! - Alexander, 2005.

You can be... Princess Blasmin! - Walkazo, when her friend couldn't decide whether she wanted to be Belle or Princess Jasmin for Halloween.

And now for something completely diffrent

File:MegasmilaxMarioWiki.gif He'll eat you.

File:Pebble.gif PP: "I kick this in your face."

Luigi is singing opra!

Lyk... Rawr?

W00T! Bowser!

File:WaluigiMarioTennis.jpg "They all lousy!"

Walkazo: "Beleive it or not, it is possible to see the Yoshi Cheek Pond while racing in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, if you hit the edge of the course at just the right angle and speed, you will fly up high enough to peek over the wall. What does it look like? That is for me to know, and you to find out."

File:SMG Pumpkin.PNG It's the great pumpkin Mario!

And Now, It's...

Stats!