User:Purity Essence
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Yay!
I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.
The Bit, Episode One
Me: This is the first bit!
Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!
Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?
Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-
Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!
Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!
Toad: We're out of time for today!
Bit Part 2
Me: Toad, where's Toadette?
Toad: She called in sick. Said she got the Blorbs.
Me: That stinks. Call Daisy.
Daisy: BOO!
Toad and Me: AHHHHH!
Me: Not cool, Daisy. Did you hear? Toadette's got the blorbs.
Yoshi: The Ice Flower lets you shoot Iceballs from your finger tips. Mini? Care to do the honors?
Me: Yes! *Nabs Ice Flower* Eat ICEBALLS, Daisy! *flicks at Daisy and freezes her solid* Oops! Tee-hee-hee!
Bit After Part 2
Me: Well, did they find the Princess?
Toad: Nope. I saw Bowser nab her.
Daisy: Mmph! MMMMMMMPH! (Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!)
Me: I think we have next time!
Mario: *frees Daisy from her icy prison* There you go!
Yoshi: Is this being FILMED?!?!
Me: Turn off the cameras! We're done here!
Camera Guy: That's a wrap!
Lol Camera Guy was a joke if you do not get it.
Bit Part 3
Me: Well, at least we don't have to worry about Daisy scaring us, huh?
Camera Guy: Yes.
Toadette: I'm back. What do you plan on this week? Toad's ou-
Me, CG, and Yoshi: NO!!!!
Toadette: -t sick. Why did you shout?!
Me: D-D-Did you c-c-call Daisy?
Toadette: Yes. Where is-
Daisy: BOO!
CG, Yoshi, Toadette, and I: AHHHH!
Toadette: Oh, now I get why you shouted.
Yoshi: The SUPER LEAF-
Me: What happened to the Fire Flower?
Daisy: My bad. *gives me a butt burn* That's for freezing me!
Yoshi: Gives you the CLASSIC ABILITY TO FLY!!!
Everyone but Daisy: Gimme one! *flies away*
Camera Guy again. :D Yeah, he's a blue Shy Guy.
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| vg-3 | This user is an advanced gamer. Sorta. |
Bowser Rules.
Wario can go eat a thousand of Wendy's Coins now. THIS IS KOOPA TURF. |-
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| File:Wario1.gif | This user has banned Wario because of his raucous manners and all the pranks he, Waluigi, and Luigi had pulled on me. |
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| ?!?!?! | This user has a strong hatred of Mario and is good friends with Bowser. |
I have a million cause I'm Bowser's best human pal! Namely, I have Ike, my pet Koopa, and Harold, MysteryGirl2012's pet Hammer Bro.
My Friend Box
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This user is used to Lost Mini Star09 (talk). A lot. |
Mini Star Shop
For sale: Wario 80 coins. He TRESPASSED MysteryGirl2012 (talk)'s MANSION WARNING!!!
Mini Pauline 20 coins. I'll cut you a deal if you're my friend.
Yoshis 40 coins. Someone killed yours.
Mario 80 coins. Now's a good time.
Cloud Flower 10 coins. It's a bestseller.
Ice Flower 25 coins. Another bestseller. Used in Power-Up Talk as a torture weapon for Daisy.
Super Leaf 30 coins. One of my more popular items for sale. Said to feel like Tanooki fur.
Fire Flower 20 (10) coins. Was used as payback by Daisy for me freezing her in Power-Up Talk.
1-Up Mushroom 100 (50) coins. Heals your wounds if pureed. Gives an extra life if it popped out of an invisible block/ you killed 8 enemies in a row.
My Yoshi Egg and Hatching Progress
The Yoshi Egg I found in an unused Koopa Beach course... Progress:70% there!
Randomly Banned User
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| #mwchat | Miss T.(oad) (talk) was banned from chat for no reason. Let's all stop unnecessary bans together! |
How I Broke My DS' Top Screen
A while back (true story) I got mad at Yoshi and bit a segment of my top screen. Then I bit the rest. Now I'm able to play MKDS freely and clear Rainbow Road! |-
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| The 'Shroomite | This user is in pending to be writing Fake News! |
