User:Purity Essence

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This user reads The 'Shroom.

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This user is often caught dating Bowser Jr. in her world.

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This user is often trying to get revenge on Wario.

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Mario's gotta die!

This user is often caught trying to kill Mario out of revenge for her Cheep-Cheep's death.

Yay!

I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.

The Bit, Episode One

Me: This is the first bit!

Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!

Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?

Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-

Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!

Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!

Toad: We're out of time for today!

Bit Part 2

Me: Toad, where's Toadette?

Toad: She called in sick. Said she got the Blorbs.

Me: That stinks. Call Daisy.

Daisy: BOO!

Toad and Me: AHHHHH!

Me: Not cool, Daisy. Did you hear? Toadette's got the blorbs.

Yoshi: The Ice Flower lets you shoot Iceballs from your finger tips. Mini? Care to do the honors?

Me: Yes! *Nabs Ice Flower* Eat ICEBALLS, Daisy! *flicks at Daisy and freezes her solid* Oops! Tee-hee-hee!

Bit After Part 2

Me: Well, did they find the Princess?

Toad: Nope. I saw Bowser nab her.

Daisy: Mmph! MMMMMMMPH! (Help! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!)

Me: I think we have next time!

Mario: *frees Daisy from her icy prison* There you go!

Yoshi: Is this being FILMED?!?!

Me: Turn off the cameras! We're done here!

Camera Guy: That's a wrap!

Lol Camera Guy was a joke if you do not get it.

Bit Part 3

Me: Well, at least we don't have to worry about Daisy scaring us, huh?

Camera Guy: Yes.

Toadette: I'm back. What do you plan on this week? Toad's ou-

Me, CG, and Yoshi: NO!!!!

Toadette: -t sick. Why did you shout?!

Me: D-D-Did you c-c-call Daisy?

Toadette: Yes. Where is-

Daisy: BOO!

CG, Yoshi, Toadette, and I: AHHHH!

Toadette: Oh, now I get why you shouted.

Yoshi: The SUPER LEAF-

Me: What happened to the Fire Flower?

Daisy: My bad. *gives me a butt burn* That's for freezing me!

Yoshi: Gives you the CLASSIC ABILITY TO FLY!!!

Everyone but Daisy: Gimme one! *flies away*

Camera Guy again. :D Yeah, he's a blue Shy Guy.

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vg-3	This user is an advanced gamer. Sorta.

Bowser Rules.

Wario can go eat a thousand of Wendy's Coins now. THIS IS KOOPA TURF. |-

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This user has banned Wario because of his raucous manners and all the pranks he, Waluigi, and Luigi had pulled on me.

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This user has a strong hatred of Mario and is good friends with Bowser.

I have a million cause I'm Bowser's best human pal! Namely, I have Ike, my pet Koopa, and Harold, MysteryGirl2012's pet Hammer Bro.

My Friend Box

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This user is used to Lost Mini Star09 (talk). A lot.

Values

File:Coin.jpg 1 coin.

File:Sms red coin.jpg Two coins. Larger variety is 4 coins.

File:SMSbluecoin.png 5 coins. Usually, I steal them from Wario.

Ten coins. I usually "borrow" these from Mario.

20 coins. They're always in my bank account.

30 coins. I'm always in need of these. I have a Luma, for crying out loud!

40 coins. I'm a collector of these!

50 coins. They're rare, sure, but worth it!

File:AceCoin.PNG 100 coins. Rarer, but still worth finding!

250 coins. I also use these as ammo for my Power Scope!

File:FI Shine.png 500 coins. I love how they shine!

1,000 coins. I'm sure my Power Scope will work with these!

2,500 coins. There was only one game appearance, that's why these are worth a lot!

3,000 coins. More ammo for me!

5,000 coins. I'm sure I can stuff them in my Power Scope!

Mini Star Shop

For sale: Wario 80 coins. He TRESPASSED MysteryGirl2012 (talk)'s MANSION WARNING!!!

Mini Pauline 20 coins. I'll cut you a deal if you're my friend.

Yoshis 40 coins. Someone killed yours. File:YoshiLightBlue-CSS-MSS.png

Mario 80 coins. Now's a good time.

Cloud Flower 10 coins. It's a bestseller.

Ice Flower 25 coins. Another bestseller. Used in Power-Up Talk as a torture weapon for Daisy.

Super Leaf 30 coins. One of my more popular items for sale. Said to feel like Tanooki fur. Used in Power-Up Talk to escape Daisy.

Fire Flower 20 (10 w/ box) coins. Was used as payback by Daisy for me freezing her in Power-Up Talk.File:BrawlFireFlowerArtwork.jpg

1-Up Mushroom 100 (50 w/ box) coins. Heals your wounds if pureed. Gives an extra life if it popped out of an invisible block/ you killed 8 enemies in a row.

Toads 600 (1200 without box) They will make good servants... right?

My Yoshi Egg and Hatching Progress

The Yoshi Egg I found in an unused Koopa Beach course... IT HATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randomly Banned User

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#mwchat

Miss T.(oad) (talk) was banned from chat for no reason. Let's all stop unnecessary bans together!

How I Broke My DS' Top Screen

A while back (true story) I got mad at Yoshi and bit a segment of my top screen. Then I bit the rest. Now I'm able to play MKDS freely and clear Rainbow Road! |-

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The 'Shroomite

This user is in pending to be writing Fake News!

It's... almost me.

File:Bluetoad2.png Just invert colors and add a braid, and change the spots to stars, and add a dress under the vest, and you'll have me in no time!