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Then, the Pig joined Captain Crunch's crew and caught Wario eating a cake. Using it's tools to eat the ocean, the pig destroyed the Earth's ecosystem. Seven-hundred years afterwards, mankind left this earth, leaving it's cleanup to the incredible Pig. But the Pig developed one little glitch: | |||
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A personality. He's extremely creepy. | |||
Because of this, he was dubbed a Pignature, an an honary Knight of the Round-ish-but-sort-of-Triangular Table. He was then reformed to look liek this, cuz eh lieks mudkipz: | |||
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Uh, we're done now. Gtg catch me soem wild trains. Vios. | |||
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Revision as of 20:06, July 8, 2008
BEHOLD THE PIGNATUREOoh, very scaryFile:Mario Head.jpg
The Pignature is the evolved form of sigs, and the most powerful form currently discovered. However, it began as a sig once, but certain events caused it to change over time.
History
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The Pignature started off as a normal sig, pictured above. However, it soon was turned into a card by Yugi and used to duel Kaiba in a child's card game. However, Yugi lost the battle, and Kaiba gave the card to his little brother, Ash Ketchum.
Ash trained the sig very hard, until it learned to use well-designed tools. It turned out looking like this:
However, the sig got too smart for Ash, and realized he could throw a pacifier since it was a tool. Using the pacifier, the sig escaped.
It was found by Harry Potter, who practiced horrible things on it, until it turned out like this:
Plumber, File:Rockin-mario.gif
However, it stumbled upon a battle between Peach and Vegeta and Nappa. The battle went like this:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......."
"Vegeta! What's her power level?", said Nappa, only to be responded by:
Peach destroyed her enemies, but lost to A Random Coconut Lying Around. The Sig then ate some onigiri, and after that a coconut. After that, he went to his friend, Mary, and they had a little lamb.
This lamb transformed the Sig into a full fledged Signature, pictured below
But it was not to last. Homer Simpson took the Signature to work, where Nuclear Power transformed it into a hideous Pig, pictured below.
The Pig then went to space. Unfortunatley, it was stuck on the ship below, called a "zig" for some reason:
However, it escaped to a similiar ship, shown below.
It then fled to a rebel ship, and witnessed the horror below:
It boarded the Wikipedia Star and was called "Luke" for some reason by someone.
"Join me and we shall clean the galaxy."
"Huh?"
"Look son, it's just that
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"You aren't my dad! Your my janitor!"
He then fired his janitor, who ended up like this:
Then, the Pig joined Captain Crunch's crew and caught Wario eating a cake. Using it's tools to eat the ocean, the pig destroyed the Earth's ecosystem. Seven-hundred years afterwards, mankind left this earth, leaving it's cleanup to the incredible Pig. But the Pig developed one little glitch:
A personality. He's extremely creepy.
Because of this, he was dubbed a Pignature, an an honary Knight of the Round-ish-but-sort-of-Triangular Table. He was then reformed to look liek this, cuz eh lieks mudkipz:
Uh, we're done now. Gtg catch me soem wild trains. Vios.