User:CoolBowserGuy

Real Name: CoolBowserGuy

First Appearance: Main Page

Latest Appearance: On my Userpage

Species: Koopa

Place of Residence: Mushroom Kingdom

Favorite Character:Bowser

Least Favorite Character:Mario

Favorite Game: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Least Favorite Game: ???

Portrayed By: Myself (2015-present)

Friends: Myself

CoolBowserGuy, sometimes known as BowserGuy, is the main antagonist of the Mario Wiki. He is the highest level Henchman in Bowsers army. He has repeatedly helped Bowser kidnap Princess Peach, though doing it behind the scenes. He has been an ally of Bowser since he tried to take over the galaxy.

He has also secretly put together all of the Mario sports events, but of course, didn't even get put in the credits. His mortal enemy is of course, Mario. His life mission is to ban Mario from the wiki, but of course, he can't. This is because Porplemontage, the creator of the wiki, is secretly Mario in disguise. So that wouldn't turn out good.

Creation

Instead of telling you how I was created, which would be too gross for this wiki, I am instead going to tell you about Bowser.

Bowser was originally, in no offense, an ox. Shigeru Myamoto (however you spell his name) created him, nameing him Kuppa, which in reality, is a Korean dish. In the U.S., they called him Koopa, later naming him Bowser.

Ever since Super Mario Bros, he has wanted to kidnap Peach. He originally wanted to because only she could break his black magic spell. But, later on, it became a hobby, and he started doing it for fun.

That is how Bowser came to be, and why he does what he does.