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<div class="usermessage">You [[Special:Mytalk|lost on Jeopardy]] ([[Waffle Kingdom|have a banana, have a whole bunch]]).</div>
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<tr><td>ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GUY CALLED SMIDDLE. JUNE 17TH, 2008 DID HIS SHIFT AND CAPS LOCK KEYS BREAK SO THAT HE WAS DISEASED BY THE PLAGUE OF ALLCAPS.<!--
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If you claim that the fact that this sentence isn't falsely semi-true in an incorrectly wrong way, you aren't a liar. :)<br/>
Anyway, let me introduce myself. I'm Smiddle, AKA CAPS LOCK LORD, AKA Teh Smiddler, AKA Guest1337 AKA Waffle King. I don't eat horses for lunch.
* <big>[http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4968/smiddleml1.png My sprites] ([[SMW]] and [[MLSS]])</big>
 
I can probably make sprites for you, if you want.
 
= My works (yes, it does work) =
[[Image:Smiddle.png|frame|"WAFFLEZ! I want WAFFLEZ :("]]
== Ideas for song parodies ==
You know, you change the text to make the song funnier. Weird Al does this a lot.
* '''GIMP''' (50 Cent &mdash; ''PIMP'')
* '''Moderator''' (The Ark &mdash; ''The Worrying Kind'')
* '''Norwegian Idiot''' (Green Day &mdash; ''American Idiot'')
* '''Pineapple Cider''' (Survivor &mdash; ''Eye of the Tiger'')
 
== The Untitled Comic Without A Name™ (OMG! IT HAS A NAME) ==
 
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6902/cmxxa2.png<br/>
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5277/cmx2ij2.png<br/>
I've quit working on the comics since I realised that they suck.
 
= Recipes =
== A überly FTWwise deliciously tasty drink ==
You need:
* A decilitre of orange Juice
* A decilitre of Sprite or 7-up (''referred to as "soda"'')
* Half a decilitre of grenadine (''preferably pure French'')
* A spoon
Pour the orange juice and the soda together in a glass, and mix it using the spoon. When you're done with that, pour the grenadine into your drink. Because of the large amount of sugar, it should sink to the bottom. Now the drink's ready, drink it and enjoy. Drinkin' drink your drinkin' drink before I drinkin' drink you, you drinkin' drink!
 
= About me =
I live in Sweden. I like waffles. I still like waffles. As you're reading this, I like waffles.
 
== Forsakencyclopedia ==
=== Caffeine ===
'''Caffeine''' is a common ingredient found in Coke, Graveyard, Caffy Cola and coffee. Caffeine is also known under the name "Stutter-o-Stuff-f-f-f-f", because of its ability to remove spaces from speech.
 
=== HEAD ASPLOSION ===
'''HEAD ASPLOSION''' describes a moment where the pressure is higher inside than outside of the head; causing a violent outburst.
 
=== Leet ===
'''Leet''', also known as '''|€3+''', is a West Germanic language whose alphabet consists of symbols, because its history of having natives very good at mathematics.
 
=== Pwnfulness ===
'''Pwnfulness''' is the name of a condition when being superior to the majority of stuff. Example use: "zomgwtf lolz dis stuff iz teh '''pwnfuln3zz!!!1!1'''".
 
=== Waffles ===
'''Waffles''', also known as '''WAFFLEZ''', is a very pleasant ly delicious meal, consisting of wheat flour, eggs, milk baking powder, sugar and salt. If one has waffles, they may often be seen being roffled.
 
= Quotes =
 
{{LLQuote|If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick [[Waluigi]] and [[Petey Piranha]]. Petey Piranha would eat Waluigi, and he'd then die of indigestion.|[[User:3dejong|3dejong]]}}
 
{{LLQuote|GAR I'M A LION|[[User:Plumber|Plumber]]}}
 
{{LLQuote|HEAD ASPLOSION|Smiddle}}<br/>
{{LLQuote|What?|[[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]]}}
 
= IMAGES!!!1!1 =
 
[[Image:You roffle my waffles .jpg|800px]]<br/>
No comment. Screenstrecth is FTW. Not made by me. I uploaded it, though, and it can be found on many pages...
 
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7564/colqu3.gif<br/>
"WEIRD AL" YANKOMILK COMES WITH NEW ALBUM: CHEEZE OUTTA LYNWOOD! (Meh, I think my Caps Lo'x broken)
 
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6126/headasplosionuh7.gif<br/>
head asplosion (MY cAPS lOCK STILL DOESN'T WORK)
 
http://forum.mariowiki.com/images/avatars/616461558465c6ea5a3a8c.gif<br/>
Luigi with accordion!
 
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7430/smiddlenanari6.gif<br/>
<nowiki/>:uberwafflestrawberrypeanutbtterjellyjamtime:
 
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Ouch
 
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1246/smiddlelolcj9.gif<br/>
Ketchup rampage. I'm thinking of how many French fries could be eaten with that much kethcup...<br/>
Made by [[User:Paper Jorge|PJ]].
 
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3971/splosionlt3.gif<br/>
A replay of the head asplosion scene with [[User:Xzelion|Xzelion]] in memory of [http://forum.mariowiki.com/viewtopic.php?t=323&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=457]
 
== Stupid, pointless, animated GIF crap ==
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/b/0/1b09155d15b8e53a7f67363bc5babbf5.gif
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/9/5/89531a8642da96dcc2b6f00c4f61aadb.gif
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/9/d/59dba44551c90180b355788d4d8663ea.gif
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/2/1/e21a1a7124e7a4cc1c63d7fed84433f8.gif
 
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/c/6/bc67ba88711db1dc95b4ab307b117321.gif
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/c/1cce6308cd1e1b3b78b0d18739f96419.gif
 
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/6/3/863032a3425b39b374a752f430438603.gif
 
== Chat stuff ==
 
Some of those may be random and/or boring.
 
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8594/waffleshq7.png<br/>
Waffles.
 
= PTHER STUFF =
 
Sorry, but I'm teh very inactive here. There's nothing to write about, d00d.
 
 
 
OOH SHINY THINGY
 
== 3-dimensional ==
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/girrrtacos/Smiddle.png
 
Above picture was made by [[User:Girrrtacos|Girrrtacos]] who gets a supersized thank you with extra cheese.
 
== Cool people ==
I'm not gonna write any such list until I get to know you a little bit more<br />
But you're probably my friend. <span style="font-size:1pt">I hate you</span>
 
==Other wikis I contibute to==
R - <s>retarded</s> <span title="Hover to view reason! w00t!">retired</span>; F - <s>fouler</s> founder; A - <s>admit</s> admin; B - <s>berry crap</s> bureaucrat; C - <s>check abuser</s> check user; N - <s>naaaay!</s> <span title="You can hover this time too. FTW.">name</span>
* [[wikia:c:uncyclo|Uncyclopedia]] [<span title="Nothing to do anymore">R</span>] ([http://psyklopedin.org sv] [BAC<span title="Smidde">N</span>])
* [[wikipedia:|Wikipedia]] ([[wikipedia:sv:Huvudsida|sv]], [[wikipedia:fr:Accueil|fr]])
* [[wiktionary:|Wiktionary]] [<span title="My work there is done">R</span>] ([[wiktionary:sv:Huvudsida|sv]], [[wiktionary:fr:Accueil|fr]])
 
==<font color="#ffff00">LEARN</font> <font color="#0000ff">SWEDISH</font>==
* Today's day name: {{#switch:{{CURRENTDOW}}|1=måndag|2=tisdag|3=onsdag|4=torsdag|5=fredag|6=lördag|0=söndag}}
* Today's month name: {{#switch:{{CURRENTMONTH}}|01=januari|02=februari|03=mars|04=april|05=maj|06=juni|07=juli|08=augusti|09=september|10=oktober|11=november|12=december|13=undecember}}
 
== contributions ==
K, so this is what I did. U GON REGRET 'DAT. I suck at using DPL.
===Sub-payjs===
{{Special:Prefixindex/User:Smiddle/}}
===Payjs===
{{#DPL:namespace=|createdby=Smiddle}}
OMGWTF, I phail at this stuff...
===Pix===
{{#DPL:namespace=Image|createdby=Smiddle|shownamespace=false|notcategory=Fair use music samples OR Personal images in signatures OR Personal images in use OR Personal images abandoned}}
===Klipps===
{{#DPL:namespace=Image|createdby=Smiddle|shownamespace=false|category=Fair use music samples}}
===Puhhsunull===
{{#DPL:namespace=Image|createdby=Smiddle|shownamespace=false|category=Personal images in signatures OR Personal images in use OR Personal images abandoned}}
==Notes to teh self.==
=== Edit-finder 3000(TM) ===
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=shaked shaked]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=whats whats]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=thats thats]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=theres theres]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=payed payed]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=heres heres]
*[http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Search?search=wierd wierd]
=== User messages ===
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Yay, I got out of that box!
YAY, I GOT OUT OF THAT BOX!

Revision as of 16:13, June 17, 2008

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GUY CALLED SMIDDLE. JUNE 17TH, 2008 DID HIS SHIFT AND CAPS LOCK KEYS BREAK SO THAT HE WAS DISEASED BY THE PLAGUE OF ALLCAPS.



















YAY, I GOT OUT OF THAT BOX!