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<noinclude><div class="shroomwinter"><center>http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif</center></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[ | <noinclude><div class="shroombg shroomwinter"><center>http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6b/XLights2.gif</center></noinclude><div class="right"><noinclude>[[File:fakenews.jpg|center]]</noinclude><includeonly><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2></includeonly></div> | ||
==Director's Notes== | ==Director's Notes== | ||
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#Find the section you’d like to write. The current openings are for Fake Games and Character Battle. Character Battle requires image editing skills. | #Find the section you’d like to write. The current openings are for Fake Games and Character Battle. Character Battle requires image editing skills. | ||
#Get an account [ | #Get an account [https://www.marioboards.com on the forum]. Don’t worry, it’s free. When you sign up, '''do not''' use a Gmail account. It will treat the activation message as spam and you will be unable to receive it. | ||
#Send me a private message (my name is Sharks Territory on the forums). You can do so by finding my account name or just clicking [ | #Send me a private message (my name is Sharks Territory on the forums). You can do so by finding my account name or just clicking [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=832 this link]. | ||
After you send me the message saying you want to write for the Fake News, I will send you the questions you need to answer. Please remember that the current open positions are Fake Games and Character Battle. After sending me your section, the other ’Shroom staff members and I will look at it, and we will make sure your section is good to go. After that, you’ll get a reminder each month telling you to send in your section. | After you send me the message saying you want to write for the Fake News, I will send you the questions you need to answer. Please remember that the current open positions are Fake Games and Character Battle. After sending me your section, the other ’Shroom staff members and I will look at it, and we will make sure your section is good to go. After that, you’ll get a reminder each month telling you to send in your section. | ||
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by {{User|MrConcreteDonkey}} | by {{User|MrConcreteDonkey}} | ||
[[ | [[File:Goomba Rescue.png|thumb|right|'''''Goomba Rescue''''']] | ||
Over the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], a crime ignored by many is committed. About 20 innocent [[Goombas]] are attacked everyday. While some work for [[Bowser]] in the [[Koopa Troop]], most are peaceful, innocent <s>nobodies</s> citizens like you and me. The show '''''Goomba Rescue''''' is about a team of [[Toad]] cops who go around and protect these Goombas. | Over the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], a crime ignored by many is committed. About 20 innocent [[Goombas]] are attacked everyday. While some work for [[Bowser]] in the [[Koopa Troop]], most are peaceful, innocent <s>nobodies</s> citizens like you and me. The show '''''Goomba Rescue''''' is about a team of [[Toad]] cops who go around and protect these Goombas. | ||
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Sorry, but I decided that since it is our first special show, that we don't bring out a guest. But let me annouce both desserts at one! We have the....[[Lovely Chocolate]] and [[Golden Choco-bar]]!!!!! Two chocolate delights to bring the holiday joy. | Sorry, but I decided that since it is our first special show, that we don't bring out a guest. But let me annouce both desserts at one! We have the....[[Lovely Chocolate]] and [[Golden Choco-bar]]!!!!! Two chocolate delights to bring the holiday joy. | ||
[[File: | [[File:Golden Choco-bar SPM.png|left|thumb]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Lovely Chocolate SPM.png|right|thumb]] | ||
Okay, let us do some color changes to keep our dishes seperated. Since I will be doing both at the same time, this will surely be helpful to all. | Okay, let us do some color changes to keep our dishes seperated. Since I will be doing both at the same time, this will surely be helpful to all. | ||
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[[File:Dizzy Dial TTYD.png]] | [[File:Dizzy Dial TTYD.png]] | ||
[[ | [[File:FakeAds122010.png|thumb|200px|YOU WILL BUY MY STUFF!]] | ||
“SOCKS!?” | “SOCKS!?” | ||
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===Yoshi the Red Nosed Reindeer=== | ===Yoshi the Red Nosed Reindeer=== | ||
[[ | [[File:Yoshideer.png|thumb|right|200px|'''Yoshi the Red Nosed Reindeer.''']] | ||
'''[[Yoshi]] the Red Nosed Reindeer''' is the son of a [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]] and [[Tap-Tap the Red Nosed]], which ovbiously explains while that Yoshi is still in extreme agony. Unlike regular Yoshis, this special Yoshi is able to fly. He also has antlers, apparently due to an extreme accident, where God (or whoever your god is if it isn't God) put them there. I have been asked to put it across that this was most certainly not a stupid joke and the Yoshi is a half Yoshi, quarter Tap-Tap, and half reindeer and that was also not mathematically inaccurate. If you don't want to see the image, he's a [[Green Yoshi]] with a glowing red nose and antlers. | '''[[Yoshi]] the Red Nosed Reindeer''' is the son of a [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]] and [[Tap-Tap the Red Nosed]], which ovbiously explains while that Yoshi is still in extreme agony. Unlike regular Yoshis, this special Yoshi is able to fly. He also has antlers, apparently due to an extreme accident, where God (or whoever your god is if it isn't God) put them there. I have been asked to put it across that this was most certainly not a stupid joke and the Yoshi is a half Yoshi, quarter Tap-Tap, and half reindeer and that was also not mathematically inaccurate. If you don't want to see the image, he's a [[Green Yoshi]] with a glowing red nose and antlers. | ||
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===Weirdo the Mole and his Cheap Effects=== | ===Weirdo the Mole and his Cheap Effects=== | ||
[[ | [[File:Weirdmole.png|thumb|right|200px|'''Weirdo the Mole.''']] | ||
Nobody in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] knows exactly who this guy is. Even I don't, and I'm writing about him. He is apparently a [[Monty Mole]]. He speaks like [[Professor E. Gadd]], so he is very creepy. One day he just appeared and acted like him and [[Mario]] knew each other. He is made of metal. Apparently people start listening to him because his eyes tell them to. | Nobody in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] knows exactly who this guy is. Even I don't, and I'm writing about him. He is apparently a [[Monty Mole]]. He speaks like [[Professor E. Gadd]], so he is very creepy. One day he just appeared and acted like him and [[Mario]] knew each other. He is made of metal. Apparently people start listening to him because his eyes tell them to. | ||
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| <center>A dried mushroom. Restores 1 HP.</center> | | <center>A dried mushroom. Restores 1 HP.</center> | ||
|- style=font-size:8pt | |- style=font-size:8pt | ||
| <center>[[File: | | <center>[[File:Ghost Shroom SPM.png]]</center> | ||
| <center>[[Ghost Shroom]]</center> | | <center>[[Ghost Shroom]]</center> | ||
| <center>20 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | | <center>20 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | ||
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| <center>Restores 5 HP.</center> | | <center>Restores 5 HP.</center> | ||
|- style=font-size:8pt | |- style=font-size:8pt | ||
| <center>[[File: | | <center>[[File:Slimy Shroom SPM.png]]</center> | ||
| <center>[[Slimy Shroom]]</center> | | <center>[[Slimy Shroom]]</center> | ||
| <center>10 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | | <center>10 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | ||
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| <center>Restores 50 HP. Are extremely rare.</center> | | <center>Restores 50 HP. Are extremely rare.</center> | ||
|- style=font-size:8pt | |- style=font-size:8pt | ||
| <center>[[File: | | <center>[[File:Volt Shroom SPM.png]]</center> | ||
| <center>[[Volt Shroom]]</center> | | <center>[[Volt Shroom]]</center> | ||
| <center>5 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | | <center>5 coins – <big><big><big>SPECIAL SALE!</big></big></big></center> | ||
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by {{User|Tucayo}} | by {{User|Tucayo}} | ||
Hello good readers! I am your sexy Koopa host, Tucayo, with another issue of your well-loved, Ask Tucayo! We have got a record-number of questions this time! Remember, if you want to ask me something, just follow [ | Hello good readers! I am your sexy Koopa host, Tucayo, with another issue of your well-loved, Ask Tucayo! We have got a record-number of questions this time! Remember, if you want to ask me something, just follow [https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=557 this link]! Now, to this month questions: | ||
'''Q: What's your favorite game(video or real-life)to play?<br> | '''Q: What's your favorite game(video or real-life)to play?<br> | ||