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[[File:TwisterCocoMallHP.png|thumb|right|350px|A basic blueprint of Twister, a fictional shop within Coconut Mall. (Credit to Hooded Pitohui)]]
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Located in the heart of Coconut Mall, this lovely outlet shop is sure to attract plenty of traffic  (I legally need to mention, as per the owner of Coconut Mall, all vehicular damages are the liabilities of the drivers, not the establishment). The large amount of sign space present above the entrance is useful for catching the eyes of any passerby looking to snag a little treat. Though as they say at the Completely Real Estate Academy, it’s what’s on the inside that really counts.<br>
  Located in the heart of Coconut Mall, this lovely outlet shop is sure to attract plenty of traffic  (I legally need to mention, as per the owner of Coconut Mall, all vehicular damages are the liabilities of the drivers, not the establishment). The large amount of sign space present above the entrance is useful for catching the eyes of any passerby looking to snag a little treat. Though as they say at the Completely Real Estate Academy, it’s what’s on the inside that really counts.  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Storage space is not a concern with the 840 cubic feet freezer, which is the icing on the metaphorical cake. It comes with four stainless steel non-stick shelves bolted to the floor, so you never need to worry about cleaning up any batter, drinks, or condiments. Several floor panels can also be lifted up to store the extra expired ingredients you don’t want the health inspector to see. Besides these cool features, the main workstation is outfitted with the latest technology including a stacked oven to really help you get baked. The plexiglass counters can also be easily wiped clean with only a wet rag. Even with the fast clean up time this shop provides, it will feel like a second home to both employees and customers alike.<br>
  Storage space is not a concern with the 840 cubic feet freezer, which is the icing on the metaphorical cake. It comes with four stainless steel non-stick shelves bolted to the floor, so you never need to worry about cleaning up any batter, drinks, or condiments. Several floor panels can also be lifted up to store the extra expired ingredients you don’t want the health inspector to see. Besides these cool features, the main workstation is outfitted with the latest technology including a stacked oven to really help you get baked. The plexiglass counters can also be easily wiped clean with only a wet rag. Even with the fast clean up time this shop provides, it will feel like a second home to both employees and customers alike.  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The occupancy is where this outlet shop really shines. It can accommodate up to a team of five staff members and provides seating for up to 18 customers at once. The standing room can allow up to 10 more people in the room at the time, the dynamic is perfect for a strong business while not overwhelming the employees and creating a tense atmosphere. After all, you don’t want them getting all twisted up. What was that sound? I think that's cash-i-er!<br>
  The occupancy is where this outlet shop really shines. It can accommodate up to a team of five staff members and provides seating for up to 18 customers at once. The standing room can allow up to 10 more people in the room at the time, the dynamic is perfect for a strong business while not overwhelming the employees and creating a tense atmosphere. After all, you don’t want them getting all twisted up. What was that sound? I think that's cash-i-er!  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This unit is a steal, and likely won’t be on the market for much longer. I’ve already received an offer from a certain hypnotist with a great love for snacks. So take a bite of the deal today and call Realah T. today at (868) 259-7325.
  This unit is a steal, and likely won’t be on the market for much longer. I’ve already received an offer from a certain hypnotist with a great love for snacks. So take a bite of the deal today and call Realah T. today at (868) 259-7325.
[[File:realahTHP.png|thumb|200px|left|Goodbye! (Credit to Hooded Pitohui)]]
[[File:realahTHP.png|thumb|200px|left|Goodbye! (Credit to Hooded Pitohui)]]
 
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