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King Koopa then announces to the citizens through a megaphone that Kootie Pie is now taking over as Empress of America. Shortly after, at a press conference, Kootie Pie gives out her new "laws": | King Koopa then announces to the citizens through a megaphone that Kootie Pie is now taking over as Empress of America. Shortly after, at a press conference, Kootie Pie gives out her new "laws": | ||
# | #Every child in America must give her all of their toys. | ||
#Any boy who does not ask her on a date | #Any boy who does not ask her on a date will be turned into a rock by [[Bowser|King Koopa]]. | ||
#All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make an endless lifetime supply of charm bracelets for [[Wendy O. Koopa|Kootie Pie]]. | #All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make an endless lifetime supply of charm bracelets for [[Wendy O. Koopa|Kootie Pie]]. | ||