Fins and Roses
Fins and Roses was an issue of Valiant Comic's Super Mario Bros. series of comic books.
Plot Synopsis
While relaxing on a raft while drinking some Koopa-Kola, Wendy O. Koopa begins to muse that her latest plan to defeat Mario, blowing him up using a large amount of weaponry, will either get her in big trouble with Bowser or gain his undieing respect.
As Wendy begins to inspect all her weaponry, Stanley the Talking Fish suddenly appears and with his insane chatter and swooning, begins to annoy Wendy. As Wendy attempts to get rid of Stanley, the annoying fish takes an explosive Wendy was holding, believing it to be a gift for him.
With Wendy's bomb, Stanley dives underwater to look for a present to give Wendy. The angered Koopaling dives underwater and begins to swim after Stanley. Before Wendy can grab Stanley though, she is grabbed around the neck by Big Bertha, Stanley's old girlfriend.
A panicking Stanley tells Big Bertha that Wendy was "flirting" with him. An angered Big Bertha proceeds to throw Wendy back on to her raft. As Wendy begins to get-up, Stanley appears and begins apologizing to Wendy. Wendy, sick of Stanley, grabs a nearby bazooka from her weapons pile and starts trying to blast Stanley.
Stanley narrowly escapes Wendy's line of fire by diving underwater, with Wendy, equipped with an assortment of weapons, diving in after him. Suddenly, Wendy sees that Stanley has arranged a party for her. Wendy, not caring about the party, begins to try and blast Stanley with her bazooka as all the party guest flee in fear.
As Wendy begins chasing Stanley again, Big Bertha appears, believing that the party Stanley threw was for her. As Wendy and Big Bertha start arguing, Stanley swims to the surface and, finding Wendy's raft, starts relaxing on it.
Suddenly, Wendy is thrown to the surface and lands right on Stanley's lap. Before Wendy can attack Stanley though, she is surprised to see Mario in the distance. Grabbing her bazooka, Wendy prepares to blast Mario, only to be distracted by Stanley. Wendy, deciding to use her last bazooka shot on Stanley instead of Mario, tries to blast him, though she misses, as Stanley simply dives underwater.
Rushing away from Wendy, Stanley bumps into Big Bertha. Stanley begins to tell dozens of lies to Big Bertha, saying Wendy had tried to seduce him and buy him off by giving him a "Standard Military Issue Double-Charge Bomb". Big Bertha, picking-up the bomb, hurls it to surface and begins swimming away with Stanley.
As Wendy looks for Stanley, the bomb suddenly shoots to the surface and blows-up her raft. Wendy, dazed, is aided to shore by Mario, who decides to call a ten-minute truce so he and Wendy can start saying nasty things about Stanley.
Trivia
- The name of this book may be a parody of Guns N' Roses, an American hard rock band; it may also simply come from flowers and roses, a common gift.
