Circular Logic

Template:Minigame-infobox Circular Logic is a microgame by Jimmy T. from WarioWare: Twisted!

Gameplay

In this microgame, th"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."e player controls a dog. This dog is chained to a peg, which is the center of what is going to be a circle. In the first difficulty, a small section of said circle isn't yet drawn, so the dog needs to walk on the blank spot, which magically draws it. Once the circle is complete, the peg and the dog's chain disappear and the circle now has the dog's face in it. Both the dog and the circle grin at the player. For the second difficulty, there are two parts of the circle that are blank. Once again, the dog needs to fill in the blanks. For the third difficulty, most of the circle will be missing, and for the third time, the dog will need to run over the blank spots.

Trivia

• The microgame's info is a pun on the title of a novel known as A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.