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[[File:FakeReport92011.png|thumb|250px|Waluigi awaits doing business with you!]]

Yesterday, Waluigi decided to start his own business, so he built a taco stand right near the outskirts of [[Petalburg]]. Run solely by Waluigi himself, the little stall sold more than 1000 tacos on his first day. Here were some of the customers' reactions to the food served:

If you happen to be anywhere in the Petalburg area, I suggest you stop at Waluigi's Taco Stand, because nobody scams better than me, Walu...I mean, just stop and grab a bite.  

[[File:FakeAds920111.png|thumb|200px|The only food we serve are tacos!]]

Today I have my friend Waluigi on stage. Why, you ask?  We are promoting his first of "soon to be many" gourmet restaurants chains.

<color=purple>"WAHAHAHA!"</color>

So to start things off, Waluigi's Taco Stand is located on the outskirts of Petalburg.

<color=purple>"Buy tacos!"</color>

[[File:FakeAds920112.png|thumb|200px|I'm fantastic with customers!]]

Waluigi is also great with customers, or so he says!

<color=purple>"I'm also better looking than that [[Luigi]] guy!"</color>

[[File:FakeAds920113.png|thumb|200px|Our vegetables are hand-picked with no preservatives!]]

The best part is that their vegetables: the lettuce and tomatoes, are hand-picked straight from the farm, or so Waluigi says. This means they have no preservatives and are as fresh as they get.  

<color=purple>"Of course, you can get different vegetables on it! I prefer the eggplant-onion taco myself, but people always give me weird stares when I eat it! They're don't know that the great Waluigi will one day be the best taco seller! WAHAHAHAHA!"</color>

Uhh, I guess that's it. Next time you're in Petalburg, why not stop by Waluigi's Taco Stand for some delicious…tacos…