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===Princess AppleBerry===
===Princess AppleBerry===
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[[Image:Theweirdprincessapplebe.png|thumb|right|Princess AppleBerry.]]


The weirdest and freakiest person in world, Princess AppleBerry, born in CrazyShroom Town, has a weird look and stranger personality. She has a big mouth, she can’t keep a secret for even one second, and, believe it or not, she has a real, true, and big Koopa mouth. She hates Peach and Mario, and is in love with Waluigi, but everyone gets scared and runs from her when watching her Mario foot!
The weirdest and freakiest person in world, {{fakelink|Princess AppleBerry}}, born in {{Fakelink|CrazyShroom Town}}, has a weird look and stranger personality. She has a big mouth, she can’t keep a secret for even one second, and, believe it or not, she has a real, true, and big Koopa mouth. She hates Peach and Mario, and is in love with [[Waluigi]], but everyone gets scared and runs from her when watching her Mario foot!
She says in public that she will marry Bowser and destroy Mushroom Kingdom.
She says in public that she will marry [[Bowser]] and destroy the [[Mushroom Kingdom]].<br>
Beware the Apple! I mean, Beware the Apple Berry Canon! I mean! Beware the Freak Princess!
Beware the Apple! I mean, Beware the Apple Berry Canon! I mean! Beware the Freak Princess!


===ComicThrower Weirdmagikoopa===
===ComicThrower WeirdMagikoopa===
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[[Image:Comicthrowermagikoopa.png|thumb|right|ComicThrower WeirdMagikoopa.]]


This Magikoopa is so strange that Bowser is fearful when seeing him!
This Magikoopa is so strange that Bowser is scared of him!<br>
He had two very different eyes, copied from Mario and Peach, and because he was destroyed twice, he has three different clothing styles in one. He is known for attacking with C4D Bubbles and Throwing mini comic covers!
He had two very different eyes, copied from Mario and Peach, and because he was destroyed twice, he has three different clothing styles in one. He is known for attacking with C4D Bubbles and Throwing mini comic covers!
Not very many people know his secret, which is that if he falls into a hole, he will morph into a Phoenix hole!
Not very many people know his secret, which is that if he falls into a hole, he will morph into a Phoenix hole!
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by {{User|MrConcreteDonkey}}
by {{User|MrConcreteDonkey}}


Mario has a younger self, Baby Mario, but there is one piece missing from Mario’s chronology puzzle: the future Mario. So you will be glad to hear about the star of Nintendo’s newest game: <b>Old Mario</b>! In his old age, Mario has lost the ability to jump high, and looks like a lunatic when he runs. Launch Stars reject him, young Toads call him Medusa, and Yoshi gets embarrassed hanging around with him. He has gained new abilites, however – a walking stick. Instead of jumping on Goombas, he hits them on the head with his walking stick and gives them a long lecture about how much better yesterday was, usually starting with “Back in my day…” You may say, “This is too easy. Where is the strategy?” However, our hero has to give different lectures for different kinds of enemies.
Mario has a younger self, Baby Mario, but there is one piece missing from Mario’s chronology puzzle: the future Mario. So you will be glad to hear about the star of [[Nintendo]]’s newest game: <b>Old Mario</b>! In his old age, Mario has lost the ability to jump high, and looks like a lunatic when he runs. Launch Stars reject him, young Toads call him Medusa, and Yoshi gets embarrassed hanging around with him. He has gained new abilities, however – a walking stick. Instead of jumping on [[Goomba]]s, he hits them on the head with his walking stick and gives them a long lecture about how much better yesterday was, usually starting with “Back in my day…” You may say, “This is too easy. Where is the strategy?” However, our hero has to give different lectures for different kinds of enemies.


Anyway, since he is too old to jump higher, he has to wait for the lift . Other challenges Old Mario faces include waiting in line for the disabled toilet and going to the hospital for his annual check‐up, and babysitting the grandkids. Instead of getting Fire Flowers, he uses walking frames. He also likes to Kart like his former self, but instead he uses a mobility scooter.
Anyway, since he is too old to jump higher, he has to wait for the lift . Other challenges Old Mario faces include waiting in line for the disabled toilet and going to the hospital for his annual check‐up, and babysitting the grandkids. Instead of getting Fire Flowers, he uses walking frames. He also likes to Kart like his former self, but instead he uses a mobility scooter.


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