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DAISY: She likes being a part of games, you have to admit. And she isn't greedy. Have you ever hear her say "I hate this game!"? No. She gets frustrated, but she's no sore loser. | DAISY: She likes being a part of games, you have to admit. And she isn't greedy. Have you ever hear her say "I hate this game!"? No. She gets frustrated, but she's no sore loser. | ||
== The Weekly Blarg: Issue I == | |||
Today is week 1 of the Weekly Blarg!!! There is much to read in this paper. | |||
Luigi's Day Yesterday | |||
We interviewed Mario to see what he did yesterday. He said, "I forgot". He sure is great at expressing his feelings! So we asked Luigi. He had a very long story. (No seriously, he did.) He first went to his portrait of Daisy, kissed it a few times, then went downstairs for his cup o' joe. After that, he was practicing his goomba smashing. He then ate 16-layer cake (Yikes!) which was 17,000,000 calories. Then he took a swim. He then ate a Mega Mushroom and crushed half of the Mushroom Kingdom. They thought it was Waluigi, so they threw him in jail. Wait, no. The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't ''HAVE'' a jail! So they threw him in a pile of mud. After that Luigi threw a party and ate a 100-layer cake. Luckly, Peach, Daisy, and Wario helped him with it. Wario got most of it, obviously. | |||
Who's the Better Character? | |||
Some people wonder, who was it a better idea to make? Daisy or Waluigi? Here's your answer: | |||
DAISY: The princess of Sarsaland. It was a relief to have another female character in Super Mario games. (For girls, anyway.) There are many Daisy fans all over the world. | |||
WALUIGI: Wario's "brother". Likes cheating. When he was made, most people liked having another sneaky, treasure-loving character. A lot of people like his attitide. Honestly, who doesn't like treasure? | |||
Game Experience: | |||
DAISY: Daisy has good game expeience. She likes sports. She's played baseball, tennis, golf, stuff like that. She remains pretty thin. | |||
WALUIGI: Waluigi has been around longer than Daisy, but says "I hate this game" every now and then. Yet he remains skin and bones. | |||
Overall ranking: | |||
DAISY: Daisy has a lot of fans, let's face it. This isn't going to be a blowout victory. Daisy deserves some credit. She does have attitude, though. She can also be loud. | |||
WALUIGI: Waluigi has a lot of fans, but never is a main character. But most likely, he will be a main character soon. (Cross your fingers, Waluigi fans!) | |||
THE BIG WINNER: | |||
DAISY: She likes being a part of games, you have to admit. And she isn't greedy. Have you ever hear her say "I hate this game!"? No. She gets frustrated, but she's no sore loser. | |||
The Big Race | |||
HOST: Okay, folks. Today's the day! The weelky race for the Mushroom Cup. The entrees must avoid hundreds of boos, including Big Boo himself! | |||
BIG BOO: Hahaha! Try and get past me, losers! | |||
HOST: Uhh, was it really a good idea to have him here? Okay, so our entrees are: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, Toad, and Yoshi. | |||
YOSHI: Yoooooshi yoshi yoshi yoshi! Translation: Get ready to be smoked by my super speed! | |||
DONKEY KONG: Ook ook ooooooook! Translation: Only when you are, Yoshi! | |||
MARIO: I don't speak Yoshi or ape, but I'll definatly win! | |||
LUIGI: In your dreams, bro! | |||
PEACH: You guys don't know half of what you're talking about! | |||
DAISY: Peach, unless you're talking about yourself, you're WRONG!!! | |||
WALUIGI: I'm just in for the treasure. Have you seen my closet? | |||
WARIO: Yeah, it's full of dust. | |||
WALUIGI: No, but behind the dust, barnacle face! | |||
WARIO: Look who's talking, unicorn poop! | |||
Everyone already was about 100 yards away while Wario and Waluigi were still yapping. | |||
HOST: Yoshi pulls in front of Daisy! | |||
YOSHI: Yoshi yooooooooshi!!! Translation: I told you I'd win! | |||
HOST: Sorry Yoshi, but there are four laps. | |||
YOSHI: Ah wawawa! Translation: Darn, just when i was sure I'd win! | |||
Yoshi stumbles and falls, to be passed by Daisy, Mario, and Luigi. | |||
DAISY: Ha! If you're in the lead for a full lap, you have good chances of winning!!! | |||
Peach caught up to Daisy, stayed at her speed, taunted her, then went ahead. | |||
PEACH: The golden Mushroom is mine to keep! | |||
DAISY: Sorry sister, but I need it! | |||
Daisy passed Peach. | |||
PEACH: Oh, dang it! | |||
Daisy reached Big Boo. | |||
BIG BOO: Paaaaassword? | |||
DAISY: Ummm, Boo is cool??? | |||
BIG BOO: No, but I'll let you through. | |||
Big Boo let Daisy go through him. Meanwhile, Waluigi and Wario caught up to Peach using their rocket shoes. | |||
BIG BOO: Paaaaass--- | |||
WALUIGI: Losers! The cup is mine! | |||
But then a goblin pops out of nowhere and pounds Wario and Waluigi out of the stadium. | |||
WALUIGI: Uh, oh. Dumb goblin. | |||
WARIO: You're the dumb goblin. | |||
WALUIGI: Does this mean we're disqualified? | |||
HOST: Yes. | |||
WALUIGI: Darn... | |||
Daisy approches the Wall Climb. | |||
FUNKY KONG: Can you get past the Wall Climb? Do you need help? | |||
DAISY: Of course not. | |||
Daisy runs through the Wall Climb. | |||
HOST: Daisy risks a shortcut for others. | |||
DAISY: Ugh, I need to think before i romp... | |||
MARIO: WOOO HOO!!! | |||
Mario perfers to jump over the wall. | |||
LUIGI: AHHHHH! | |||
Luigi tries to do the same as Mario, but fails. | |||
LUIGI: Oof! | |||
MARIO: Sorry, bro. But I have a trophy to win! | |||
DAISY: You won't lay a FINGER on MY trophy!!! | |||
MARIO: I'd like to see you try and stop me! | |||
LUIGI: It's-a MY trophy!!! | |||
Luigi passes the arguing Mario and Daisy. | |||
PEACH: None of you will get my trophy! | |||
DONKEY KONG: Oooook!!! Translation: My trophy!! | |||
YOSHI: Yoshi yoshi yooooooooshi! Translation: Sorry, ape. The trophy is MINE! | |||
HOST: Who will win? | |||
Everyone passes the finish line at the same time, run into the stand the trophy was on, the trophy falls, then, to everyone's bad luck, shatters. | |||
MARIO: Awww... I'd rather get eaten by Bowser then lose my trophy... | |||
BOWSER: Did someone say "Bowser"? | |||
LUIGI: He did!!! | |||
Luigi points at Mario, who scoots out of the way quickly, revealing Wario and Waluigi. | |||
BOWSER: Which one said my name? | |||
MARIO: Wario! | |||
LUIGI: Waluigi! | |||
BOWSER: I guess that means BOTH!!! | |||
WARIO: Way to throw us under the bus, losers... | |||
WALUIGI: I'm skin and bones! You can't eat me! We're all cool, right? Right? | |||
BOWSER: No. We're not all cool. My dumb kid, Bowser Jr. stopped me from entering, the race, so you'll have to pay! | |||
WARIO: ... | |||
WALUIGI: How'd we get into this, anyway? | |||
BOWSER: I don't know. Somehow, you just did. | |||
HOST: So that's who we were missing! | |||
BOWSER: Yes! You didn't remember the most important contestant of all?! | |||
HOST: No, I didn't. Somehow you just flew out of my mind? | |||
BOWSER: I don't believe you. | |||
MARIO: Quietly: I'm glad I forgot... | |||
HOST: Okay, join us next week for another The Big Race, which hopefully will end better. | |||
Conclusion: | |||
So how did you like the first ever Weekly Blarg? Feel free to give your opinion on My Talk. And watch out for The Weekly Blarg, Issue II |