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*''"Well now, I guess I might as well get rid of Mario. He's no good to anyone now, that's for sure."''
*''"Well now, I guess I might as well get rid of Mario. He's no good to anyone now, that's for sure."''
*''"With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"''
*''"With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"''
*''"I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me..."''
*''"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone read that thing... Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"''
*''"Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone read that thing... Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"''
*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!! Guards -- Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
*''"AAAAHHHH!!! You little sneak! You read my diary!!! Guards -- Take Princess Peach back to her room! Immediately!"''
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*''"That jerk, Mario, just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"''
*''"That jerk, Mario, just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"''
*''"I'm nipping this in the bud right now: I'm going to use the Invincible [[Tubba Blubba]] on Mario. He's the strongest creature I know, after myself... so you should just forget about Mario."''
*''"I'm nipping this in the bud right now: I'm going to use the Invincible [[Tubba Blubba]] on Mario. He's the strongest creature I know, after myself... so you should just forget about Mario."''
*''"Well, that's strange! YOU TOLD ME [[Tubba Blubba|HE]] WAS INVINCIBLE! How can you beat someone who's invincible?"''
*''"Did that stupid Mario just find out the secret that made Tubba Blubba invincible, and then beat him!? Gah!!! I despise Mario, really!"''
*''"I won't be satisfied just having Mario beaten up anymore! What we need to do is find his weak point, and then completely humiliate him."''
*''"For the love of... Why... Why is Princess Peach here?! What's wrong with those guards?"''
*''"Now now, hang on. This is actually good timing, my mischievous princess. We're just discussing the weak points of our mutual friend, Mario.''"
*''"So... Princess Peach... What do you know about Mario's weaknesses? Huh?"''
*''"Perfect choices, Princess. Gwa ha ha ha!! Be sure Mario can't avoid those things that he hates! We'll beat him for sure!"''
*''"My tactics are brilliant! They're pure art! Finally, we will witness the end of Mario! At last! Gwaa ha ha ha ha ha!!"''
*''"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"''
*''"Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"''
*''"Can't we have a friendly conversation for a change? C'mon!"''
*''"Oh, don't be such a pill. You're stuck with me for a long, long time, beautiful. You'd better get used to it."''
*''"You poor silly girl! I'm invincible with that Star Rod, didn't you know? Mario's no match for me. He's history! Get over it!"''
*''"Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."''
*''"Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."''
*''"What? MARIO!?!! Gah... Kammy Koopa! Send all troops to their battle stations at once! We'll ambush him as soon as he enters my castle!"''
*''"Princess Peach, why don't you come with me to watch? You can have a front-row seat to see Mario get crushed."''
*''"Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"''
*''"What's this [[Twink|whiny little glittery]] thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"''
*''"What's this [[Twink|whiny little glittery]] thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"''
*''"Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! If it isn't my old pal, Mario! I've been waiting for you... I'm amazed that you managed to come this far."''
*''"You've been a distraction for waaaaaay too long, little man!"''
*''"You've been a distraction for waaaaaay too long, little man! It'll be a pleasure to squash you personally!"''
*''"Fool! You can't beat me! I'm invincible!!!"''
*''"Gwa ha ha! All right, Mario, let's see your so-called power!"''
*''"Gosh, you're not bad! How'd you get so strong?! Still, you're just an annoyance. That was like a warm-up for me."''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! Welcome to your nightmare!"''
*''"Gwa ha ha ha ha!! Welcome to your nightmare!"''
*''"You should thank me, Mario. Since you've been my rival for so long, I've arranged a [[Power Platform|special arena]] for your defeat!"''
*''"You should thank me, Mario. Since you've been my rival for so long, I've arranged a [[Power Platform|special arena]] for your defeat!"''
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*''"Mario defeated me...again...he always defeats me... This time I became invincible! And I STILL couldn't beat him!"''
*''"Mario defeated me...again...he always defeats me... This time I became invincible! And I STILL couldn't beat him!"''
*''"Darn it!!!!!"''
*''"Darn it!!!!!"''
=== Bowser's Diary ===
*'''Day O/O Month:☆''' <br>
:'''Sunny'''
::Today I went to [[Star Haven]] and stole the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]. Now I'm invincible! Cool! I also captured those seven [[Star Spirits]], so they won't annoy me anymore. It was a hard day's work and I'm feeling pretty bushed. Dinner was nice but a bit bland.
*'''Day O/X Month:☆''' <br>
:'''Cloudy then sunny'''
::Today was great, diary! I used [[Bowser's Castle|my castle]] to lift [[Peach's Castle]] way up into the sky! Then I barged into Peach's Castle and beat up [[Mario]]! Yeah! Unbelievable, I know! So fun! And there's more! After that, I kidnapped [[Princess Peach]]! I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
*'''Day X/X Month:☆''' <br>
:'''Sunny'''
::Well, the [[Koopa Bros.]] got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid [[Eldstar|Star Spirit]] I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the [[Mamar|Star Spirit]] being held in [[Dry Dry Ruins]]. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins in [[Dry Dry Desert (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Desert]]. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.


==[[Bowser???]]==
==[[Bowser???]]==
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